Author's Notes: Its IIE time again…so that means its time to torment Naruto with the affections of his women. I know I'm kinda slow with the updates to this fic but I'm trying to do my best.
Still at Kin's apartment…
Naruto had been able to rest for a few hours in the comfort that Kin had offered him. He then opened his eyes abruptly and sat up as he remembered he had a bachelor party to attend. "Nuh-uh! You aren't going anywhere!" Kin shouted out as she held Naruto fast preventing him from escaping.
"But…but! Bachelor Party!!" Naruto whined since he had hoped to go to the stripper free bachelor party. The girl shot him a stern look and pointed to poster of Ino that Ino had made to strike fear into Naruto. It featured a grouchy looking Ino cracking her knuckles with the words 'Don't be late' in large letters.
"She made that poster and put it over the village in case you got ideas about partying tonight and showing up late for the wedding. She…WILL DESTROY US ALL IF YOU'RE LATE!!" Kin explained while she exclaimed about it, of course Naruto cringed some since he knew his bride to be would rampage if he was late.
"I never thought about it that way." Naruto didn't want to see Ino go berserk if he didn't show up he wanted to avoid that at all costs so he settled down on the couch. He figured the bachelor party could do well with out him.
"I bet you don't recognize this place anymore…" Kin began for her apartment was in fact the apartment where Naruto had lived for a portion of his life until Haku and Zabuza had come to live in the village. It had indeed been changed in the years since he had lived there, of course it was the feminine touch from Kin that made it much better. "At first it was hard getting use to life in the village but I got used to the fact that daily life wasn't a test. Of course some villagers didn't like me at first because I was from Otogakure but…you helped me through those hard times when you came and helped me with my chores when you had free time."
Naruto nodded his head and smiled softly at the dark haired girl. It was true he took care of Kin because he took it upon himself to help other people. He wanted to be the Hokage after all and it was practice for him.
It never dawned on him back then that Kin may have had feeling for him but when her personality became more distant after he started to date Ino. He still had no idea that the girl was fond of him, but that was quickly clarified when the girl moved and straddled Naruto's lap looking him dead in the eyes. "I still haven't thanked you for helping me out…" Kin smiled softly and leaned forward kissing Naruto softly on the lips, he didn't fight it though he had come to terms with the fact he somehow became the Pimpkage.
He simply wrapped his arms around the girl as he returned the kiss softly but that's when a knocking on the door was heard and the moment was killed. From the other side of the door barking was heard which meant Hana had somehow managed to track down Naruto. "Open up Kin…I know you have Naruto…I'm not going to molest him or anything…I just want to give him a puppy." Hana said through the door, of course Naruto sighed in grief because a perfect moment was spoiled.
Kin stood to her feet and walked to the door and looked through the peephole to make sure Hana was truthful on the matter. Sure enough she was holding a puppy, so Kin opened the door to let Hana in. "Here you go Naruto-kun…I wanted you to have the pick of the litter…he reminds me of you. Ambitious and Energetic." she smiled sweetly as she handed Naruto the little puppy.
The puppy immediately licked Naruto's cheek causing Naruto to chuckle, Hana smiled and walked back to the door keeping her word. "And if Bridezilla tells you, you can't keep him tell me I will give her a piece of my mind!" Hana smiled as she walked out the door leaving Naruto to blink some as he looked at the puppy.
"What should I name you…how about…Kamaboko?" Naruto grinned and Kin giggled since she thought it was funny how his mind was always fixated on ramen. The puppy just wagged its tail and yipped at Naruto happily.
"Naruto-kun you could give him a better name than that. Give him a name that doesn't sound like you were hungry." Kin knew Naruto was probably hungry so she walked off to the kitchen and began to prepare some instant ramen. One of the finer things in life that Naruto got her indoctrinated to.
Naruto was busy playing with the puppy, it was a total guy thing every guy wanted a puppy at some point…it was the perfect girl magnet too. He rubbed his chin in thought as he looked at the pup. "I'll just call ya Taiyoumaru!" Naruto smiled and pet the pup's head.
"That's a better name Naruto-kun" Kin called out as she brought some instant ramen over to Naruto. It would also seem that all the women in his life would prevent him from doing stupid things but that comes with every girl they make sure men don't do something foolish.
The two began to eat their instant ramen, though it wasn't as good as Haku or Ichiraku's ramen. But it was instant and that was good enough as he inhaled it. Eventually Naruto finished his ramen, he had learned to slow down his eating since it was bad manners.
"I better get going Kin-chan…I have to get a good nights rest…" Naruto yawned out as he stood up with Taiyoumaru fast asleep in his arms. He of course used Henge to transform into a disguise that would allow him to get home fast. The form he chose was that of the guy girls didn't want to chase anymore. Sasuke Uchiha. 'Now remember…act emo…act like you're better than everyone. And we can get home with ease.' Naruto told himself mentally as he began to walk out the door.
Naruto made his trek home with no problem and when he reached the front door he released the transformation and grinned walking inside. Of course once he got inside there was a squeal from Haku at the puppy he was holding. "IT'S SO CUTE!!" Haku clasped her hands together and looked at the puppy Naruto was holding. The pup quirked one of its ears as Naruto raised one of his eyebrows.
"Haku…I never saw this side of you…it's so….well…girly…" Naruto bluntly said as Haku blushed deep crimson since she had never acted so girly ever. Naruto handed the puppy over to her so she could hold it since she thought it was so cute. "His name is Taiyoumaru."
"So cute!!" Haku squealed yet again as she cuddled the puppy as she held it, Naruto just blinked at the peculiar way his room mate turned girlfriend was acting. He shrugged it off and walked to his room and crawled into bed, tomorrow he was getting married so he had to get some rest.
The next morning!
Naruto fell out of his bed as it had been established he hated morning he dragged himself to the bathroom and knocked this time. He looked down the hall and saw Haku playing with Taiyoumaru, so he walked into the bathroom and took care of getting cleaned up he didn't have to exactly leave for the place the wedding was taking place for a few hours. So how was he going to kill the time, training was a question, eating ramen too, what could he do what could he do? His eyes were wandering over to Haku every time he was trying to think of something. "GAH!! ERO-SENNIN HAS INFECTED ME WITH LECHEROUS THOUGHTS!!" Naruto began to mentally scream at himself.
Then in the mindscape of Naruto…
"Come on kit. You know you want to have your way with her!" the Kyuubi roared out as Naruto began to twitch his right eye. He was getting tired of this overly horny fox telling him to do things.
"Shut up you perverted fox! Ino would kill me if I got laid before the wedding!" Naruto responded as he glared at the fox. He was getting tired of the constant perversion from every direction.
Back in reality…
"ARGHH I'M SO BORED HOW AM I GONNA KILL TWO HOURS!?" Naruto yelled in frustration as he held onto his head.
Haku began to grin, she had a few ideas how the two of them could kill a few hours. Of course Naruto began to fill a chill down his spine he didn't feel comforted by that grin. "….Ohhhh Naruto-kun I know how we can kill some time…it's something I've been wanting for a while…" she grabbed hold of Naruto's arm and pulled him into her room.
"No! Nooooooo!!" Naruto cried but it was too late…there was no escaping the clutches of the beautiful young woman he lived with.
One and a half hours later…OH YEAH!
Naruto, and Haku were lying in bed next to each other, Naruto was staring at the ceiling with a stupid grin on his face. "Eh heh…I may end up dead…but at least I'll be happy…" Naruto replied, for someone who didn't like the idea in the first place he felt mighty proud of himself. Haku snuggled close to Naruto she smiled contently as if she had fulfilled her wildest dreams.
"Naruto-kun…you're an animal…" Haku quietly commented looking a bit flush from the activity. But the moment was quickly over as Naruto saw what time it was and rushed to the bathroom to clean up, he couldn't very well show up smelling like he just had sex. Haku sighed and stared at the ceiling she didn't like that the moment was over. "Oh well…I'll get more time with you at some point Naruto-kun…"
Later at the ceremony location…
Naruto was no dressed in his clan robes which had the same spiral design that his other outfits had. Of course it was orange with black hakama, he was not quite used to the way these clothes felt. He of course still had a stupid grin on his face, not the famous one the one that basically just said he got laid.
"Naruto…you have this stupid grin on your face. You look like you just…YOU DID!!" Jiraiya couldn't have been more proud of his student, of course pride was place in the wrong place. "But I suggest you not grin like that…women tend to not like it if you slept with someone else on your wedding day."
Naruto nodded his head and shifted it into his usual grin, which wouldn't get him killed. He looked out into the clearing seeing the people file in slowly, he was amazed at how many people were showing up. "Wow…a lot of people…good thing we didn't write our own vows…I couldn't recite that stuff in front of all these people."
"…Naruto…lets hope this wedding doesn't get too loud…or insane…then again I'm full rested…" Gaara commented being the ever pleasant Kazekage that he was known to be. Naruto had to slap himself though since he was starting to get nervous and who would blame him he was about to get married.
"Calm down kid nothing is gonna go wrong. Bridezilla made sure everything was going to go as planned." Shikamaru calmly said as he stepped forward. "That troublesome woman is making sure you don't run away…so I have to use my clan's jutsu to hold you in place if you try to run away. At which point we tie you up and the wedding goes on as planned. But Naruto…why do you like these troublesome women?"
"I dunno…I guess they have something I like. They keep me on my toes…and they keep me in line." Naruto grinned some about ready to walk out to the altar where he was supposed to wait.
"Bad news! Tsunade-sama got drunk!" Shizune declared as she ran up to the front of the area. Fortunately Jiraiya was there to do the ceremony, question is would they let him.
"I can do it!" Jiraiya declared as he walked out and stood at the altar where Tsunade would be and everyone was frightened very frightened. There were children present for crying out loud. "Relax! There is a time and place for perversions today isn't one of those times."
Naruto decided to take his place in front of the altar and decided it was time to get things started. That's when the traditional wedding march began to play and first Sakura walked out and took her spot off to the side, then the shy Hinata. Gaara and Shikamaru were standing beside Naruto, and then that's when Inoichi walked in leading his daughter up to the front, it almost looked as if he was going to cry.
"You may be seated…" Jiraiya spoke and everyone took their seats, this was probably the most joyous occasion in all of Konoha in sometime. The next Hokage was getting married, and Tsunade was passed out in the back. "We are here to observe as Naruto Uzumaki, and Ino Yamanaka begin the great journey of their lives. Although, this will be the first step in a much more perilous journey for Naruto. We look on in admiration for their commitment for one another. Now, for the exchanging of vows." Jiraiya finished the opening sermon deal and pointed to Naruto. He wasn't the kind to make a happy day into a drawn out showboating occasion.
"I Naruto Uzumaki, take Ino Yamanaka to be my loving wife, in sickness and in health 'til death do us part…" Naruto began as he gazed longingly at Ino as he held her hands in his. The people witnessing this were all shocked to say the least since they never expected Naruto to conduct himself seriously. "For all the days we shall be together, I shall love you my partner and my wife. I will always love you, now and forever more."
Jiraiya then pointed to Ino since it was her turn to speak her vows, it was amazing that Jiraiya had conducted himself seriously since he was a pervert. They had all expected him to open up with something about how Naruto is going to live out every man's fantasy.
"I, Ino Yamanaka, take Naruto Uzumaki to be my loving husband, in sickness and in health 'til death do us part….for all our days not matter how hard they be I shall always love you, my partner and my husband. Now and forevermore…" Ino smiled happily at Naruto as she finished speaking her vows though she said hers slightly different. She was so happy she didn't seem to take notice that her bridesmaids were ogling Naruto, talk about unusual weddings.
"Work together as Shinobi and Kunoichi, but more importantly as husband and wife. It is only through the partnership of husband and wife that you two can achieve true harmony. Now if anyone has any objections speak now or forever hold your peace." Jiraiya spoke no one did but one Sasuke Uchiha who was raising his hand. "Besides Sasuke Uchiha who is just jealous." Jiraiya interjected and since there were no further objections. "If there are no further objections…by the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."
Naruto and Ino just did that kissing each other passionately but not deeply, it wasn't vulgar either. It was just a simple passionate kiss between husband and wife, of course Shinobi didn't exchange rings when they got married since they got in the way of their job. The two broke from their kiss smiling happily and Jiraiya turned them to face the well wishers. "I present, Naruto and Ino Uzumaki." and then the Toad Sage pushed the two newly weds forward sending them down the aisle as people cheered.
Once outside all the women gathered up, but it was a competition between the women that wanted to be the next bride of Naruto that gathered. Ino turned around and threw her bouquet over her shoulders. Naruto and the other guys just winced at the horror that is women fighting over the wedding bouquet. "Ouch that's gonna leave a mark!" Naruto yelled as he saw Sakura punch a girl for trying to grab the bouquet, but eventually it was decided. The winner of the bouquet toss by shear will was…
Haku!?
"I did not see that happening…if I can have your attention please everyone. We will be gathering at the Shodai Dining Hall for the reception…" Naruto called out as he and Ino headed off ahead of everyone else. But the second round of the bouquet obtaining contest was beginning, Haku had to maintain ownership of the bouquet for a bit longer before she was the real winner.
"This is to determine who is deserving of Naruto more!" called out one of the girls as the fight began anew…
At the dining hall…
"You actually got me some ramen for the reception…I never expected you to do that for me Ino." Naruto said with a smile, Ino smiled in return despite her hate of the fattening food she liked Naruto to be happy. If serving noodles was the way to do it she got off easy.
"Only for you Naruto-kun." Ino smiled softly at her husband as they walked to their table and sat down. The feast of course was an incredible one, but they couldn't start 'til the guests arrived.
"The champion of the bouquet toss was decided! Man that was hilarious! Who knew Hinata could fight like that!! She must really want to marry Naruto or something!" Kiba called out as he laughed while they walked into the dining hall. Hinata wasn't far behind as she staggered in looking battle worn, she held up the bouquet like a victorious conqueror until she was tackled by Hana who took it away.
"THE CONTEST BEGINS ANEW!!" Kiba shouted as they watched the women start fighting over the bouquet again, but it quickly ended when Tayuya snatched it from Hana. No one dared to try and take the bouquet away from a temperamental red head, no one except Temari.
"Okay that's enough of the bouquet fight!" Naruto shouted to the girls as Anko leaped in and took the bouquet away. Anko quickly lost it to Kurenai who used Genjutsu and she lost it to Shizune. Naruto's eye twitched as he watched the contest continue on, apparently they were deciding still. But it all ended when a battle scarred Hinata and Haku ended up taking the bouquet from Shizune at the same time. The bouquet was torn in half.
"Okay…its over now…I shall marry Naruto-kun next." Hinata said as she caught her breath, before she noticed Haku had the other half.
"That's enough girls…it's not that important you will all get to marry me at some point…" Naruto calmly explained as the girls watched each other as if paranoid. Naruto sighed some it was quite the scene. But now they could eat.
A bit later…
Naruto had eaten his fair share of food and was sighing contently that's when Tayuya walked up to the table. Naruto wondered what she had wanted, he could only imaging the horror she was about to unleash upon him.
"Naruto…I'm pregnant!" the redhead blurted out and Naruto just became a pillar of stone at the three words. Naruto then fall face first right into a piece of wedding cake.
"Gonna be a daddy…" he mumbled out as he was still in shock, he had no idea that this would happen. He really had no idea, and that's when Ino grabbed him by the ear.
"Sweetie…were cheating on me before you were told to marry several women?" Ino asked as she twisted his ear.
"NO!! Ahhh!!" Naruto cried out in pain as his wife twisted his ear.
"Actually bimbo it all happened two nights ago we went drinking and the next morning we were in bed together. And HE WILL MARRY ME!" Tayuya was a very grouchy woman, must be the hormones then again she might just be acting like Tayuya.
"Okay then…but he better not make a habit of this!" Ino shouted at her husband who simply looked up through the skylight.
"KAMI? YOU'RE A WOMAN ARENT YOU!?" an expected response considering the insanity he was subjugated to.
Author's notes: And here you go chapter 7 the wedding had disasters and eventually happened with out problem a short chapter I know. But I managed to try and finish it as fast as I could.
I will try to do better in the next chapter but as you know I sometimes dislike reading my own work. So bear with me. I will try and get the next chapter done sooner.
