Author : The week has finally over for me ! I have many jokes to share !
WARNING : Surely some OOC-ness !
DISCLAIMER : I don't own anything ! But my jokes !
Hunter x Hunter Sketch : Episode 7
Gon : OHAYOU MINNA-SAN ! I LOVE THE SENSATION OF THIS MORNING !
Killua : Gon what do you mean ?
Gon : Eh ?
Killua : Nevermind …
Kurapika : Today let's begin today show with …
Leorio : 'Hercules ?' !
-The big tv turned on-
Killua : LOOK I'M STRONG LIKE HERCULES ! *carrying Bisky wooden arm chair that weighs 16 ton*
Gon : Killua !
Killua : Don't worry it won't break look ! *release the chair from upstair*
Gon : GYAAA !
BLUMP GLUMP GLUMP
Gon : *sweatdrop* Killua it's in the water !
Killua : I don't know that this house is on water !
Biscuit : Hey min- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PRECIOUS ARM CHAIR ?!
Killua : *face like the famous painting 'The Scream'*
Biscuit : Prepare for torture !
-The big tv turned off-
Leorio : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Gon : *sweatdrop*
Killua : GYAAAAAHHHH !
Kurapika : Next 'Who's the mouse ?'
-The big tv turned on-
Kurapika : Ok who's the mouse here that always takes the cheese that I buy !
Killua : I only like sweets !
Gon : FISH !
Leorio : COFFEE !
Kurapika : THAN YOU ARE THE CULPRIT !
Kiniro : He found out !
Kurapika : You are the only mouse here ! *point to the computer mouse*
All : *sweatdrop*
-The big tv turned off-
Kurapika : *sweatdrop*
Killua/Leorio : HAHAAHAHAHA IS THAT REALLY KURAPIKA ?!
Gon : NEXT 'Fish?'
-The big tv turned on-
Gon : Hey minna I have a new pet !
Leorio : THAT'S A SPIDER !
Killua : HURRY HIDE IT !
Kurapika : My,my can I take it with me for a while ?
Killua/Leorio : *sweatdrop*
Gon : Okay !
Killua/Leorio : EEHHH !
After 5 minutes …
Kurapika : Here I have turn the spider into a fish !
Gon : Fish ?
Killua : THAT'S JUST A SPIDER IN AN AQUARIUM !
Gon : EEHHHH !
Kurapika : Gon watch your hand ! *gripping a baseball bat*
Gon : GYAAAHHH !
BAM !
Killua : 100% accurate to the old man face !
Leorio : HEY !
-The big tv turned off-
Killua : FLAT FACE !
Audience : YEAH !
Gon : *sweatdrop*
Kurapika : *scarlet eyes* NEXT ! 'Ku…'
-The big tv turned on-
Killua : KU…KU…KU …
Kurapika : WHAT IS IT KILLUA ? KUMO ?
Killua : KURO ! *black*
Kurapika : GRRRR !
Gon : KU…KU…KU !
Kurapika : KUMO ?
Gon : KURONUE ! *pointing to a black nue picture*
Kurapika : *sigh*
Leorio : Hmm … KU…KU…KU !
BAAAMMMM
-The big tv turned off-
Killua : LEORIO K.O !
Audience : YEAH !
Leorio : GYAAAHHHH ! *on the corner*
Gon : Next !
Kurapika : 'Poor Brother' !
-The big tv turned on-
Illumi : Now , now Killu stop it !
Killua (baby) : *going up Illumi's bed*
Illumi : KILLUA !
Killua : He he ! * kicking Illumi*
Illumi : KILLUA STOP IT !
Killua : *slap Illumi*
Illumi : *faints* ( he's still 10 year old while his brother is the next head of the family)
Kikyo : ILLUMI DEAR !
-The big tv turned off-
Audience : *sweatdrop*
Killua : YEAH YEAH I BEAT HIM !
Leorio : YOU CAN ?
Kurapika : Next !
Gon : 'Mask Party' !
-The big tv turned on-
Kurapika : Gon , Killua , Leorio ? Ah Leorio !
Kuroro : Chain-user ?
Kurapika : DIE !
Kuroro : *half alive*
Kurapika : Ah Killua !
Silva : Hmm ?
Kurapika : Sorry .. *walk away* Ah Gon !
Ging : Yo you're Kurapika right !
Kurapika : Y-Yes !
Killua : NYAM NYAM NYAM !
Kurapika : There you are !
Gon : Kurapika got lost !
-The big tv turned off-
Kurapika : *blush*
Leorio : GYAHAHAHAHAHA !
Gon : Hey hey !
Kurapika : * begin to cry*
Audience : YOU MAKE KURAPIKA-SAMA CRY !
Killua : Now that's the end of the show !
Kiniro : See you next week !
Author : I'm out of idea ! I'm burned ! Well hope everyone like it ! REVIEW PLEASE !
