Author : The week has finally over for me ! I have many jokes to share !

WARNING : Surely some OOC-ness !

DISCLAIMER : I don't own anything ! But my jokes !


Hunter x Hunter Sketch : Episode 7


Gon : OHAYOU MINNA-SAN ! I LOVE THE SENSATION OF THIS MORNING !

Killua : Gon what do you mean ?

Gon : Eh ?

Killua : Nevermind …

Kurapika : Today let's begin today show with …

Leorio : 'Hercules ?' !

-The big tv turned on-

Killua : LOOK I'M STRONG LIKE HERCULES ! *carrying Bisky wooden arm chair that weighs 16 ton*

Gon : Killua !

Killua : Don't worry it won't break look ! *release the chair from upstair*

Gon : GYAAA !

BLUMP GLUMP GLUMP

Gon : *sweatdrop* Killua it's in the water !

Killua : I don't know that this house is on water !

Biscuit : Hey min- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PRECIOUS ARM CHAIR ?!

Killua : *face like the famous painting 'The Scream'*

Biscuit : Prepare for torture !

-The big tv turned off-

Leorio : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

Gon : *sweatdrop*

Killua : GYAAAAAHHHH !

Kurapika : Next 'Who's the mouse ?'

-The big tv turned on-

Kurapika : Ok who's the mouse here that always takes the cheese that I buy !

Killua : I only like sweets !

Gon : FISH !

Leorio : COFFEE !

Kurapika : THAN YOU ARE THE CULPRIT !

Kiniro : He found out !

Kurapika : You are the only mouse here ! *point to the computer mouse*

All : *sweatdrop*

-The big tv turned off-

Kurapika : *sweatdrop*

Killua/Leorio : HAHAAHAHAHA IS THAT REALLY KURAPIKA ?!

Gon : NEXT 'Fish?'

-The big tv turned on-

Gon : Hey minna I have a new pet !

Leorio : THAT'S A SPIDER !

Killua : HURRY HIDE IT !

Kurapika : My,my can I take it with me for a while ?

Killua/Leorio : *sweatdrop*

Gon : Okay !

Killua/Leorio : EEHHH !

After 5 minutes …

Kurapika : Here I have turn the spider into a fish !

Gon : Fish ?

Killua : THAT'S JUST A SPIDER IN AN AQUARIUM !

Gon : EEHHHH !

Kurapika : Gon watch your hand ! *gripping a baseball bat*

Gon : GYAAAHHH !

BAM !

Killua : 100% accurate to the old man face !

Leorio : HEY !

-The big tv turned off-

Killua : FLAT FACE !

Audience : YEAH !

Gon : *sweatdrop*

Kurapika : *scarlet eyes* NEXT ! 'Ku…'

-The big tv turned on-

Killua : KU…KU…KU …

Kurapika : WHAT IS IT KILLUA ? KUMO ?

Killua : KURO ! *black*

Kurapika : GRRRR !

Gon : KU…KU…KU !

Kurapika : KUMO ?

Gon : KURONUE ! *pointing to a black nue picture*

Kurapika : *sigh*

Leorio : Hmm … KU…KU…KU !

BAAAMMMM

-The big tv turned off-

Killua : LEORIO K.O !

Audience : YEAH !

Leorio : GYAAAHHHH ! *on the corner*

Gon : Next !

Kurapika : 'Poor Brother' !

-The big tv turned on-

Illumi : Now , now Killu stop it !

Killua (baby) : *going up Illumi's bed*

Illumi : KILLUA !

Killua : He he ! * kicking Illumi*

Illumi : KILLUA STOP IT !

Killua : *slap Illumi*

Illumi : *faints* ( he's still 10 year old while his brother is the next head of the family)

Kikyo : ILLUMI DEAR !

-The big tv turned off-

Audience : *sweatdrop*

Killua : YEAH YEAH I BEAT HIM !

Leorio : YOU CAN ?

Kurapika : Next !

Gon : 'Mask Party' !

-The big tv turned on-

Kurapika : Gon , Killua , Leorio ? Ah Leorio !

Kuroro : Chain-user ?

Kurapika : DIE !

Kuroro : *half alive*

Kurapika : Ah Killua !

Silva : Hmm ?

Kurapika : Sorry .. *walk away* Ah Gon !

Ging : Yo you're Kurapika right !

Kurapika : Y-Yes !

Killua : NYAM NYAM NYAM !

Kurapika : There you are !

Gon : Kurapika got lost !

-The big tv turned off-

Kurapika : *blush*

Leorio : GYAHAHAHAHAHA !

Gon : Hey hey !

Kurapika : * begin to cry*

Audience : YOU MAKE KURAPIKA-SAMA CRY !

Killua : Now that's the end of the show !

Kiniro : See you next week !


Author : I'm out of idea ! I'm burned ! Well hope everyone like it ! REVIEW PLEASE !