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Duck Dodgers in The 24 1/2th Century
Daffy was driving alittle too fast and crash landed into the sign.
"DAFFY!"
"What? I don't know how to drive!"
"Then why did you say you did?"
"I never sthaid that!"
"Yea you did right before we started."
Flashback
"And you're sure you know now to drive?"
"Who doesthn't know how to drive!"
End Flashback
"Oh yea... Well I don't why do you think I alwaysth ride with Bugsth?"
"Because you're lazy."
"Pfft me lazy? Don't make me laugh!" Everyone rolls their eyes.
"Ok let's try this again and Daffy try not to crash."
"I'll do my bestht but I can't promisthe anything."
"Of course you can't."
...
"I have sent for you dodgers because we are facing a crisis the worlds supply of Illudium Phosdex the shaving cream atom-" The elevator suddenly stops.
"What happen? It wasthn't sthupposed to sthtop yet! "
"Looks like somethings wrong with it they may be stuck up there for awhile."
"WHATSTH GOING ON DOWN THERE?"
"UM YOU GUYS MIGHT BE UP THERE FOR AWHILE!" Daffy looks down;
"Mother!"
...
"Becausthe there'sth no one knowsth histh way around outer sthpace like DUCK DODGERSTH IN THE 24 AND 1/2 CENTURY!" He doesn't fall like he's supposed to.
"DAFFY!"
"I'm not gonna do it! I'm tried of getting hurt on thisth sthet!"
"Daffy the people like it and our job is to entertain people so just do it!"
"Nope not doing it!"
"Daffy-"
"Nope!"
"Daffy do it or you won't get paid!"
"Fine fine but justth causthe I need the money."
"That's fine with us."
...
"Starting from where we are we go 33,500 turb-"
"CUT!"
"What now?"
"It's 33,600 turbo miles."
"It'sth a number! Doesth it really matter which one?"
"Since I like watching you suffer yes. Come one Daffy let's see how many times it takes you to get this right!"
...
"Wh-Wh-Why its simple sir if we follow th-th-those planets we can't very well miss- what p-p-planet is it again?"
"X Porky X! Way to go Porky now we have to start over! Which means Daffy has to say that long dialogue again."
"WHAT? IF YOU THINK I'M STHAYING THAT AGAIN YOU'RE CRAZY! C-R-A-S! CRAZY!" Porky hits his head.
"Alright Daffy you don't have to say it again wouldn't want to overload that brain of yours!"
"What wasth that?"
"Nothing nothing!"
...
Daffy once again drives to fast and crashes into the planet.
"Maybe we should let Porky drive."
"Porky can't drive histh only a cadet! The captain sthhould drive and sthaid captain isth muya therefore I sthhould be the one driving not Porky!"
"N-N-Nice recap."
"Why you!-"
...
"I claim thisth planet in the name of the earth!" The ship flies by only Daffy doesn't duck quick enough.
"MARVIN STOP!" The martian does and Daffy drops off the front everyone rushes on set.
"DAFFY DAFFY ARE YOU OKAY?"
"Augh I can't feel my anything."
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"Elevendy-seven."
"He's good!"
...
"Look bud I've got newsth for you I have already claimed thisth bit of dirt for the earth and there just ain't room enough on this planet for the both of us!"
"CUT! It's two of us Daffy!"
"Really both makesth more sthense."
"Take it up with our writers but for now just say two."
...
Take one
"I do believe you are right."
"Ha little doesth he realize that I have on my disintegration proof vestht hahaha you may fire when ready grizzly!" He fires and Daffy ducks.
"Daffy don't duck!"
"Okay. Okay."
Take two
"I do believe you are right."
"Ha little doesth he realize that I have on my disintegration proof vestht hahaha you may fire when ready grizzly!" He fires and Daffy once again ducks.
"DAFFY DUCK STOP DUCKING!"
"But I'm a duck all we do isth ducking!"
"H-H-He's got you t-t-there."
Take three
"I do believe you are right."
"Ha little doesth he realize that I have on my disintegration proof vestht hahaha you may fire when ready grizzly!" He fires but nothing happens.
"I do believe it is broken!"
"Even the pistols don't work right! I give up!"
"Sthomeone woke up on the wrong sthide of the bed!"
"Someone chose the wrong job."
...
Daffy gets disintegrated and Porky runs to him and aims the gun then fires but Daffy remains the same.
"O-O-Opps wrong gu-gu-gun!"
"CUT!"
...
"Well I guessth hesth had enough I'll sthend him an ultimatum!" The bullet opens with a note that says;
"Martians are stupid!"
"Daffy leave Marvin alone!"
...
"Marvin! His name is Marvin! What kind of a name is Marvin!?"
"W-W-What kind of a n-n-name is D-D-Daffy?"
"It'sth better than Porky!"
"P-P-Porky is b-b-better than D-D-Daffy!"
"And Marvin is better than both!"
"S-S-STAY OUT OF TH-TH-THIS!" "STHAY OUT OF THISTH!" (A/N: These were said at the same time just differently!)
...
Daffy sends a bullet back and it says;
"Martians are still stupid!"
"DAFFY!"
...
"B-B-Big L-L-LINE!"
"For petes sake Porky it's one line!"
"S-S-Sorry!"
"Whosth Pete?" Marvin shrugs.
...
"S-S-Since when do you ride with B-B-Bugs? I th-th-thought you had your own ca-ca-car!"
"Sthince it got towed. Who knew you couldn't park in the Warner brothers spot unless you were a Warner brother!"
"E-E-Everyone but y-y-you."
"Well itsth a sthtupid rule!"
"Wha-Wha-Whatever you say D-D-Daffy."
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