"Great Scott," said Doc, who was looking out the window of the Hogwarts Express along with Marty, Watson, and Holmes, "It's like it came right out of a storybook."

"Actually, Doc," said Deadpool, walking into the room, "Some of us did." He looked at Watson, who was confused.

"What?" he asked.

"Nothing," said Deadpool, who the noticed Pikachu sitting on the table where Ash, Mario, and Bruce Wayne were sitting.

"A WILD DEADPOOL APPEARS!" shouted Deadpool, jumping on the table and aiming his guns at the mouse, "WHAT WILL PIKACHU DO?"

"Who is this guy?" asked Ash as Pikachu charged electricity in its cheeks.

"Hey, could you lay off?" said Batman, who then grabbed Deadpool by the leg and threw him across the room.

"You're right," said the Merc with a Mouth, "What was I thinking? This guy's from the anime universe, he doesn't know about these video game references!"

Sherlock took his pipe out of his mouth. "Books? Anime? Television? What are you talking about, Deadpool? Do you know something we don't?"

"CAN'T LET YOU KNOW THAT, SHERLOCK!" said Deadpool, who ran out of the room shouting something along the lines of "chimichangas!"

There was a short silence in the room.

"Let's move on, shall we?" said Bond, who was standing in the corner the entire time, inconspicuous as one could possibly be. He reloaded his pistol before re-concealing it.

"Why are you arming yourself?" asked Doc.

"Always be on your toes, Brown," replied 007, walking after Deadpool.


The Joker and his posse of villains entered the Imperial Star Destroyer, some admiring the futuristic technology while others were more perplexed about how something could so big could be kept so shiny. A group of white-clad Stormtroopers guided them to a room where three figures stood. The one in the center was Darth Vader.

"So, this is an impressive setup you have here," said the Joker, "I can see why you call it a Star Destroyer."

"Mr. Joker," said Vader, "You and I are much alike in our goals. Save the universe, then conquer it."

"You are well-informed," said the Joker, "And I can see where this is going. You want us to team up."

"Close," said Vader, "I want you to surrender to my command and join me in my conquest."

For the first time in a long while, the Joker's smile faded. "Surrender?"

"Darth Vader," said Ganondorf, "I joined the Joker because he was not an absolute leader. I would get what I wanted when it was all said and done. But-"

"But what, Ganon?" asked Vader, "How can you trust the Joker?"

Ganondorf smiled, holding up his fist. A trio of golden triangles appeared on the back of his hand. "Trust me, only a fool would attempt to trick me. And while the Joker may seem otherwise, a fool he is not. If anyone, you are the fool, for believing we would simply submit to you."

"I did not say you would receive nothing in return," said Darth Vader.

"Keep talking," grunted Bowser, crossing his arms.

"When the chaos is stopped, the worlds will separate, but the dimensions themselves will not divide," said the Sith Lord, "And each planet will need a ruler. You all can be kings. Royalty."

"And who will be superior to us?" asked Doom.

"My master," said Vader, "The Emperor."

"There is one problem," said Fett, "Not all of us want to be kings." Magneto, Venom, Tobi, and a few others nodded in agreement.

"Your wish is my command," said Vader, "So long as it's within reason."

"Well, give me enough money to satisfy my needs and I should be good," said Fett.

"All I need is Spider-Man's neck broken," hissed Venom.

"Just promise me that when my world returns, there will be no human remaining," said Magneto.

Several others spoke their desires, and Vader nodded at each one.

"So, are we at an understanding?" asked Vader.

Joker approached the masked man. "We have a deal," he said, shaking his hand.

"Excellent. Loki," said Vader, turning to the man on his left, "Please escort our new friends out."

"Of course," said the man in the horned helmet, walking towards the door. Many of the villains began to follow him, except for Lex Luthor.

"Oh, Lord Vader," he said, "One more thing. Is there a prison onboard?"

"Yes, why?"

Luthor smiled.


The passengers who previously departed from the Hogwarts Express were drifting towards the castle in small rowboats lit by lanterns.

"So, Batman," said Holmes, "I hear that you're quite the detective."

"I don't like to brag," replied Batman.

"Fair enough. But together, with the assistance of Watson, Dr. Brown, Dr. Banner and the rest of them, we can figure this out."

"Don't forget me." Iron Man came down from the sky and began to fly beside the boat, his mask down so they can see Tony Stark's face, "Remember, I built this suit's prototype in a cave." He noticed, in Captain America's rowboat, the Captain was giving Tony a 'showoff' face, so he saluted the super soldier and flew off towards the castle.

"So, Harry, what's this school like?" asked Holmes.

Harry smiled. "Like magic. No other words can describe it."

In another rowboat, Mario squinted as he noticed someone on the shore waving at him. He was able to distinguish a green hat and overalls, and he immediately knew who it was. Mario waved at his brother.

"Mario!" called Luigi, who was standing beside a boy in a red and green outfit and a yellow cape, plus a small mask for good measure.

"Must be Robin," figured Mario, "But why is he wearing tights?"

"In case you haven't noticed," said Spider-Man, "It's a recurring theme."

The boats pulled up to the shore, and Luigi ran up to Mario, who hugged his brother and began crying a fountain of tears. Deadpool laughed.

"Whoa, Luigi, settle down, it's only been a week!" said Mario, trying to get his brother to pull himself together.

"Mr. Wayne," said Robin as Batman walked onto the shore, "Long time, no see!"

"Nice to see you, Dick," replied Batman.

"Is that really the way you should be treating your friend?" asked Bruce Banner.

"Excuse me, what does this word 'dick' mean?" asked Thor.

"Guys, that's my name!" said Robin, "Dick Greyson!"

There was a long silence.

"You didn't answer my question," said Thor. Dr. Banner whispered it in his ear.

"Well, why didn't you just say pe-" began the God of Thunder when Goku covered his mouth. Thor struggled, but Goku held strong as he struggled to break free. Link, who was watching this unfold, was confused.

"I'll handle him," said Goku.

"Come on, everybody, let's get inside," said Harry, "There's a storm coming."

"Yeah, there is," said Marty as the group headed into the castle.


"So, how are the Teen Titans doing?" Batman asked his sidekick.

"You could say it's going as usual," said Robin, "Which isn't completely reassuring."

"Yeah, especially considering who's on the team," muttered Batman, "Are they here?"

"They're around, but there are a lot of people here."

Three-fourths A-Team walked behind them, along with B.A.'s new friends from the train ride. "So, how do you think Face is doing?" asked Murdock, "My guess is that he's either having the time of his life or is begging for mercy."

"He asked for it," said Hannibal.

"What happened to him?" asked Riddick.

"There was a succubus involved," said Hannibal.

"Talking about me?" asked a woman who was walking behind them. They all turned around in surprise to see Morrigan and Face standing behind them.

"Face!" shouted B.A., "How the hell did you get here?"

"Uh … the wings?" said Morrigan.

"How did you know where we were?" asked Walker.

Morrigan leaned in close to the Texas Ranger. "I know things," she said seductively.

Walker smiled. "Nice try, but it's going to take more than some sweet talk and a D-cup to win me over." Morrigan pouted.

Meanwhile, the Avengers were walking in their own group. "So, see anyone you recognize yet?" asked Steve Rogers.

"I did see a couple of little kids with a severe case of foot hair," said Iron Man.

"Such strange creatures," said Thor, "Although not as strange as a Bilgesnipe." The other Avengers gave him strange looks.

"Didn't we have this conversation already?" asked Thor.

"You Asgardians are so confusing," said Dr. Banner.

"I know, right," called a man in a purple outfit that was standing against a wall.

"Clint?" said Tony.

"Hawkeye?" said Thor.

"Yep, it's me," said the archer, who began to walk with the group, "So, what's life been like without me?"

"Uh … destruction of governmental property, imprisonment, jailbreak," said Tony, "Nothing too exciting."

"And yet I still feel left out," said Clint, "So, Dr. Banner, any more … you know, incidents?"

"Three," replied Banner.

"Well, you haven't had any today, right?"

"Not yet."

"Hey, hurry up!" called Harry from further down the hall, "There's someone I want you to meet!"

"We're coming," said Bond, "But who is this?"

They all gathered around Harry as he walked up to a door. He stuck his wand in the lock, muttered spell, and the door opened.

"I still prefer science," muttered Iron Man.

"Don't be a stick in the mud, Tony," said Luigi.

"So, who is this?" asked Peter Parker.

"Harry?" called an old man's voice, "Is that you? Have you brought guests?"

"Gentlemen," began Harry.

"And ladies," said Morrigan.

"Right. I would like you to meet a very good friend of mine: Professor Dumbledore."

They entered the room, where a man with a long beard stood in front of his desk. A red bird flew above him, screeching.

"Uh … exactly why did you want us to meet this old-timer?" asked Marty McFly.

"Because he is the most powerful living wizard," said Harry.

"Don't be so sure, Harry," said Dumbledore, "I have suspicions that he is back as well."


You know, the Bilgesnap! Huge, scaly, big antlers?

To be continued…

New Characters:

Loki (Marvel)

Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)

Robin (DC)

Hawkeye (Marvel)

Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)

Reviews are appreciated. Recommendations for future characters will be put into consideration.

-Spin