Okay here we go ne?
Kiba x Shino
In this chappie ne?
Sika X Tem
Haku x Zabuza (they soon get a chappie of their own )
Not in this chappie ne?
Don't own naruto
Because a certain SOMONE stole his orange coat naruto was forced to wear his blue one, which he honestly forgot he had, otherwise he wouldn't have froze his butt off yesterday. He didn't mind the blue one but it was so….so…….so….. un-orange. Well at least he did his math homework, for the first time in his life he didn't have to cheat off Haku!
Quite proud of himself, Naruto plopped down in his seat still grinning just as Haku walked in and rest a paper on naruto's desk.
"answers for the math" he said smiling
Grinning back naruto turned to him proudly. "I don't need it I did my homework" he said.
The world stopped. The kids who were filing in froze everyone gawked at a rather confused naruto.
"what?" he asked glancing around
"Maybe I should check your homework" Haku suggested taking the paper from the blonde.
Nodding naruto handed his own homework to Haku perfectly confident. Haku frowned going over the work. 'I wonder who did this for naruto' he thought while desperately looking for a mistake. The blonde sat here grinning still.
"you're not gonna find a mistake Haku, Gaara taught me how to do it with ramen"
Haku glanced up at his friend 'Gaara?' he thought frowning. Neji chose this moment to walk in and sit next to naruto. Frowning he fixed the blonde with a pointed stare.
"Is your tutor Sabakuno Gaara" he asked
"yea….why?" naruto looked completely confused
There were exclamations of shock all around. Neji sighed and handed naruto some papers before going to his seat. Confused still naruto glanced at the papers. They were news papers from a long time ago. When they were all kids to be exact. The heading said clearly.
Sabaku no Gaara wanted for the deaths of 76 people.
Frowning he continued reading.
On July 9th at 2:15pm police answered to a complaint in the Tokyo district that led them to the discovery of the bodies of Mr. and Mrs. Yacugi. Both victims were missing their eyes and hearts. Their bodies were mutilated, and were barely recognizable. Police concluded that both victims were tortured before death and—
Naruto frowned at the papers this was all old news Gaara wouldn't do any of these things now.
Would he?
…………………….meh………………………….
Haku stole glances at naruto all through their classes together and wondered 'what was on those papers that made naruto seem so….anxious'. He kept glancing at the clock willing school to end. Maybe it was about Sasuke.
He shook his head. Maybe he was just paranoid.
"We have a new student, class I'd like to introduce Sabakuno Gaara."
……………………….meh…………………………….
Naruto's gaze snapped up. No way. NO WAY. He gawked at Gaara who stood in front of the class looking very intimidating. Pale green eyes landed on naruto. Whatever the teacher was saying no one was listening, that could be due to the fact that a very well known killer stood in front of them.
But because life doesn't always role in one direction that wasn't the case.
One of the girls squealed "OMG its GAARA" This was followed by more squealing and gawking in awe and something akin to lust…….It kinda reminded him of sasuke's fan club. Creepy.
His thoughts were interrupted by movement next to him. Gaara was sitting down next to him he smiled at the red head who bit his lip and tilted his head a bit. Causing a whole bunch of girls to faint from blood loss. Once again the lesson continued but naruto was distracted.
Leaning over to Gaara he whispered "Gaara where's my coat? And what are you doing here?"
"I'm going to school here now. I left it home." He murmured writing down the questions that the teacher put on the board
"What? Why?"
"Because I was transferred here"
"What? No. No my coat why'd you leave it home?"
Gaara gave him a look and returned to his questions. Naruto frowned 'He's ignoring me!' he fixed gaara with a glare, but Gaara continued to ignore him. Frowning he turned and began writing down the questions and drawing imaginary ramen on a piece of paper to answer them.
"Jeez Gaara you really should stop, your mindless chattering is sooo annoying" he mumbled
And of course Gaara being Gaara ignored him
……………………..meh………………………
Naruto frowned school was so weird. One minute everyone is afraid of and
him the next their standing in line waiting to kiss his ass. This was so unfair when HE was strait he never attracted girls like this. Glaring at the girls following them to gym he asked,
"Hey why are they all following you?"
Gaara shrugged….well halfway shrugged, and dismissed it
Naruto turned his glare to Gaara. Then his eyes widened. Where these girls after Gaara because he had…..had…..HAD
"Oh my gosh…….you don't have ecstasy stashed do you"
Gaara actually stopped walking and stared at naruto, his face as blank and unreadable as ever.
"oh come on you can tell me. I won't tell." Naruto pouted a bit "please?"
Now Gaara had a look of awe plastered on "Is that what you think?"
"Yea why else…..unless you're a prostitute with a huge--"
Gaara's deep sigh stopped him "no Naruto"
"to the ecstasy or the big--"
"No to the ecstasy." Gaara muttered interrupted naruto again.
Naruto frowned Gaara didn't want to talk about it obviously. But he wanted to know….B.A.D. He was brought out of his thoughts when they rounded the corner and spotted Shino sprawled on the floor, with his shirt open might I add, with kiba on top sliding his hands in very…private areas. And they were, as Naruto would say…
"Aw jeez Kiba Shino NO SCREWING IN THE HALLS!"
….Screwing.
"We would have been done if you'd waited 5 more minutes then you wouldn't have had to see us" Kiba growled, obviously pissed at being interrupted. Shino simply adjusted his shades and said nothing, his chest still bared to all who want to see it.
"Aren't you going to fix your clothes Shino" naruto asked raising an eyebrow
Shino adjusted his glasses again "That would be a waist of time since Kiba is going to resume our earlier antics as soon as you turn your back. Furthermore in his haste I would probably end up with a ripped shirt in the process, and so I've concluded to leave it ajar to prevent future mishaps." After his speech everyone stared.
Kiba grinned "I love it when you talk dirty" he purred rubbing against Shino
Naruto recovered from the shock and tugged Gaara's arm "Don't we have a gym to get to. And you two, I'm serious not in the halls. The History room is empty" he muttered before leading a very bewildered Gaara away.
They walked in silence for a while before Naruto asked
"Hey Gaara about earlier when I was asking you if you're a prostitute with a big dick you didn't deny it"
"No I didn't" Gaara murmured cooly.
"Oh…I was just wondering…" There was a pause "sooooo……How much?"
Gaara gawked at him before smacking the grinning blonde with his bag.
Yes Yes I'm back did you miss me. If you did THANK YOU! I MISSED YOU TOOO
If you didn't i'll pretend you did. So either way I WIN! Read review and what not :3 oh
