We're almost halfway in the parody! XD Thank the Elder Gods for making me have only one day of school, even though this is uploaded in the weekend! Now here's a chapter that I hope a lot of you will enjoy, since Smoke's a popular character. I think he should be playable in MKX as part of Kombat Pack 2, just as long as Fujin will be in it. XD

Guest: I was going to joke about that, but I couldn't think of anything funny to put in that, so I left it alone. XD That was a gaming sin from the YouTube video though.

TriviumForever: Thank you! The tag battles are hard, especially if you're not good with a certain character. I thought I already did that with Sonya and the others lol. But Smoke does have one here, so yeah. :P

MikuHatsuneLove: No worries, dear. :) And thanks again!

xMK Warriorx: I had to, man. XD

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Smoke: Call 911 Now!

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Somewhere in Outworld, two ninjas were at the shore, and honestly, they don't know how they got there, but with the mission they were assigned to, that's how they ended up there.

"Alright Tundra," a grayish black clad ninja said to the man who sort of stole Sub-Zero's clothes. "Before you can cause attention with your brother's identity, we have to finish what was interrupted when we heard the news." The second Sub-Zero sighed.

"Do we have to, Smoke? It's already on YouTube! Plus, doing it in Bi-Han's identity might offend him!"

"Yes! No one will see us here! Let us proceed then, Sub-Zero," Smoke announced, giving him a pat on the shoulder. Taking a deep breath, he yelled, "To the window!" Sub-Zero sighed, but continued the song,

"To the wall..."

"To the sweat drip down and fall!"

"To all these females crawl." After Sub-Zero said that, he felt a bit better, saying the rest with Smoke, "To all, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, got, I got what?!"

"See?" Smoke asked. "Now you're feeling better! When we're done here, we need to do a new routine for the song 'Ew!' and find some drag for our characters." The younger Sub-Zero nodded and said,

"We should separate. Our fellow Lin Kuei will not be far behind once our absence is discovered."

"If only they had been more forthcoming with the details of your brother's demise," Smoke pointed out. "Besides that, we all knew that Scorpion had a strange crush on your brother, so we can't say he killed him yet. We will find Shang Tsung. He will tell us all he knows."

"If he killed Bi-Han, he will die," Sub-Zero said with a small frown, despite being covered by his mask. He turned to Smoke and pledged towards him saying, "Be stealthful as the night..."

"...and deadly as the dawn," Smoke finished reciprocating his actions. Before any of them moved, Smoke commented, "Whoever made that motto needs to get laid." Sub-Zero shrugged and left, leaving Smoke alone. From afar, Kitana walked up to the ninja, saying,

"The emperor was wise to send me here, and not just for screen time. The Lin Kuei do walk uninvited in his realm."

"Wise though your emperor must be," Smoke replied, "he was foolish to send his housemaid to interfere with Lin Kuei business." Kitana glared fiercely at the Lin Kuei assassin, and slapped his face, spinning him around for a few seconds.

"I am Kitana, Princess of Outworld!" she barked at Smoke. "And I deal harshly with sharp-tongued intruders!" The princess kicked the ninja three times, then used her fans to whip up a small tornado, making the ninja fly. She jumped backwards and threw her bladed fans at her flying opponent, landing him to the ground.

Smoke retaliated by teleporting with... well smoke, and then used his smoke bomb to transport Kitana from above, and then did an air grab. Feeling too greedy, Smoke used his teleporting abilities for an advantage, and even though Kitana is smart in kombat, she unfortunately was not up to the challenge, losing against him.

"Where there is Smoke, there is fire," Smoke said to the defeated princess. He looked to see a building that was actually on fire, and added, "Just like that building there." He walked up to her and said, "Sleep well, princess. As much as I would love to fondle your breasts, I'm too popular to do that."

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After that strange comment, he found himself at a forest, and he found Kano and Shang Tsung with bazookas. He never expected Shang Tsung to wield one, but that makes him more threatening, to be honest.

"With a whole army totin' these, no one in Outworld or Earthrealm could stand up to you," the Australian said to the sorcerer. Smoke watched the mercenary fire the weapon while waving his hand to move the flies away from him.

"Well done," Shang Tsung complimented Kano. "You may tell your fellow Black Dragon that I am very interested in your merchandise." He looked at the weapon with caution, and then aimed it at Kano. "So to shoot, you press this trigger—?"

"No, no, no!" Kano shrieked. "Point that away from me!" The sorcerer looked confused, but follow the Black Dragon leader's order, aiming at the tree behind them. Smoke glared at the sorcerer and walked up to them, who should have just sneak on them instead, but whatever.

"Shang Tsung!" he called, pointing at him. The two looked at the Lin Kuei assassin. Kano put down his weapon and said to the sorcerer,

"I'll take care of him. No charge." He walked up to Smoke and said with his accent growing thicker, "One dead Lin Kuei in a tick!" The mercenary used his eyepiece to shoot out a laser, but Smoke dodged it. Enraged, Kano grabbed Smoke and strangled him, shaking him for emphasis.

It was all done for the mercenary, since Smoke had his X-ray up and grabbed Kano, smacking jaw to the ground, and kicking his nose so bad it was bleeding. "Stay down," he warned the mercenary. "I would have words with your associate." The sorcerer walked up to him slowly. "Tell me what you know of Sub-Zero's death."

Before he get an answer, Reptile appeared out of nowhere, and the sorcerer turned into Sub-Zero. "Despite his failure at my tournament, I'll wager he was more powerful than you, Lin Kuei."

"Wait a minute!" Smoke said.

"What?" the fake Sub-Zero asked.

"Which Sub-Zero are you?" the sorcerer shook his head, while Reptile was confused, but when was he not confused?

"There's only one, genius!" Smoke almost gave away that Kuai Liang was the new Sub-Zero, so he said in response,

"Assuming his form does not make you inherit his skill, shape shifter."

"Let us see if smoke can freeze," the sorcerer said, immediately using Sub-Zero's powers against Smoke. Seeing that he missed the chance to freeze him, Reptile used his acid to spit it out at Smoke, which burned his skin a bit. Shang Tsung came in and used Sub-Zero's Ice Slide attack, and couldn't help but use it again, since it was fun. Smoke tried to teleport him, but the slide got to him before he could land one.

Reptile came in and did the same thing the impersonator did, but with his acid. Smoke luckily took note and grabbed Reptile, shaking him with his throw and knocked out the Zaterran. Unfortunately, the fake Sub-Zero caught the Lin Kuei assassin in his X-ray, crushing his gut with a grip and head-butting Smoke. However, Smoke managed to stop Shang Tsung before he could land a freeze, and used his X-ray attack, winning him the battle.

"Man, why are tag team battles so hard?" Smoke asked himself, taking deep breaths. "Now answer me!" he demanded from the sorcerer, who changed back into his regular self. "What do you know of Sub-Zero?" Smoke received a slap, and he knew better that it wasn't Reptile, since he was defeated.

"Smoke!" a robotic, yet familiar voice said throughout the forest. The hitting continued until Smoke walked backwards. The sorcerer grinned and teleported with his flaming hand. When Smoke's invisible beating was done, it was Sektor, who became a cyber-ninja.

"You have disobeyed the directive to remain at the Lin Kuei temple," he said.

"Sektor?!" Smoke said in shock, still feeling winded up.

"You will return with us to begin your transformation."

"You actually did it... You're a cyborg! Did they add music to your system like they announced at the meeting?"

"We are the Lin Kuei," Sektor said, pledging himself. "More stealthful than the night, more deadly than the dawn!" Since Smoke didn't get an answer, he just fought against the cyborg ninja. Oddly enough, when Smoke grabbed the cyber ninja, music started playing from Sektor, and it was ironically, "I'll Make a Man out of You".

"Is that the song from Mulan?" Smoke asked, dodging the cyborg's attacks.

"Due to our origins," Sektor said, continuing to fight Smoke, "we have to have music that originates from our birthplace or our abilities. Since I was born from China, Mulan was inserted for me."

Smoke thought it was interesting, but still, giving up his free will is entirely regrettable. He actually made the fight interesting by following the chorus to the song, and with the help of it, he won the fight. Sektor landed on the ground, as Smoke walked up to him and said,

"I will never submit!" Smoke began to leave the defeated cyber ninja, but then another appeared in front of him. Four more appeared and began to do some weird technological processing. He tried to teleported, but he was in place.

Thankfully, Johnny and Raiden teleported at the location near them. "There is great energy nearby," Raiden acknowledged. The actor patted the Thunder God on his shoulder.

"Um... Rai-dude," Johnny said, pointing at the obvious event happening. Seeing it, it triggered a vision for Raiden, as it was Smoke in his human form, only to be a cyborg afterwards. Raiden glared and announced, "He must not take him!" Throwing an electric blast at the cyborgs, it stopped them. Sektor transported away, not caring since he's a cyborg.

Smoke looked at the cyber ninjas being electrocuted, and as they fall down like dominoes, he looked to where the lightning came from, and as Johnny and Raiden walked forward, he pledged to the Thunder God and kneel before him.

"Thank you, Lord Raiden. I am called Smoke." Standing up, Smoke asked him, "Why are you here in Outworld?"

"To participate in a tournament to save Earthrealm, even though we kind of already done that two chapters ago," Raiden said. "Join us, Smoke." Smoke wished he could, but he replied,

"Forgive me, but if Sektor was searching for me, he is hunting Sub-Zero as well."

"Sub-Zero?" Johnny questioned. "Call me crazy with a K, which is how we spell it somehow... but didn't we see him die?"

"The Grand Master intends to turn every Lin Kuei into a cyborg. If it wasn't for Star Wars, this really wouldn't happen. My friend is in danger," Smoke said, not answering Johnny's question fully.

"The tournament," Raiden said. "I have a feeling your friend will be there."

"Yeah," Johnny said. "Because of those mushrooms you've been taking that helps you see into the future!" Raiden sighed and shook his head, crossing his arms. Jax already asked about this, and Raiden said no, obviously.

"Why did I bother bringing you with me?"

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I had to do something with Smoke and Sub-Zero in the beginning. XD I wanted to do the clean version of the song because it's awkward for them to say the dirty one out loud.