Sami the Archangel: That chappie made me laugh ha ha. Anyway plz update when you can and why did you put marvel stuff on their t-shirts?
o.o: well... i put the marvel characters on... cuz.. well.. i saw my friend nick wear it in band class.. i thought it was blue... so i made a color change on haru... then i noticed again... my friend nick was wearing a black spider man one.. so.. there...
Yukyoru: What does ESP stand for?
o.o: um...i dont' know yet... srry... can't answer it now... i'm like really busy with a poetry book.. ugh... i hate poetry now... and it's like due this thursday... so... when i start onchapter 7... i'll answer it then.. till then.. i'm very srry! cries
Disclaimer: don't own any of the characters or the show fruits basket... i own elisa, chris, troy, and vince
Chapter 6: Let's Get Ready to RUMBLE!
Recap from Chapter 5:
"Our school is just a normal public school," said Troy.
"Yea… but, we get to wear anything we want," adds Vince.
"No uniforms at all?" asks Kyo.
"Yup! No uniforms!" replies Chris happily.
"What? No fair!" yells the cat.
"So… that means you wear uniforms then?" Elisa asks mysteriously, "Haha! You guys are such loozers!"
"What? I should kick your ass right now!" yells the cat.
"OK!" yells Elisa happily.
"Elisa…" Tohru said while rubbing her ears.
"Yea?"
"Can you please not yell so loud?"
"Ok… sorry…" apologizes Elisa quietly.
"Now, you can beat him up,"
"YAY!"
"What?"
"Let's fight cat!"
"AHH!"
"Here we go again…" sighs Vince.
Chapter 6: Let's Get Ready to RUMBLE!
"Get the hell away from me!" yells Kyo.
"But you said you wanted to fight!" whines Elisa.
"She's right you know," agrees Kisa.
"Hold on be right back," said Tohru.
"Where are you going Tohru?" asks Yuki while starting to follow the rice ball.
"I'm gonna announce something," replies Tohru, "wanna come?"
"Sure!"
Yuki walks up to Tohru, held her hand, and walked to the stage.
"What are you going to announce?"
"Remember when you came to my school and you saw a huge group of people surrounding Elisa and her opponent?"
"Yea,"
"Well, before the fight began, I had to set out all the rules for the match, and I had to put a barrier around them,"
"Why?"
"Cause we don't want people to get hurt when watching them fight, so when the fighters hit the barrier, they get a small electric shock making them more aware of the fight,"
"Wow, a lot of rules,"
"Heh… if you say so," replies Tohru while gripping tighter on Yuki's hand, "well let's head on to the stage,"
The two teens started weaving through the crowd trying to get onto the stage while not letting go of each other's hands. Once they got to the edge of the stage, Tohru let go of Yuki's hand and went on stage.
"Ladies and gentlemen I've got an announcement!" Tohru yells into the mike.
Everyone ignores.
"Hey! Is anyone listening to me?"
Still…everyone ignores.
"Ugh… if no one listens, I'm gonna sing Britney Spears!" threaten Tohru.
Some heads turn to pay attention.
"Fine, you brought me to this," sighs Tohru, "well, here goes,"
My loneliness is killing meI must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time"ACK! WE'RE LISTENING!" screams the crowd.
"Hehe… sorry about that," apologizes Tohru, "but I have an announcement,"
"What is it?" asks one person.
"We've got a new challenger for Elisa!"
CHEERS
"Ok, well for the rules for today," Tohru yells into the mike, "and this points specifically at Elisa,"
"What?" Elisa was confused.
"#1 rule: no shape shifting,"
"NO!"
"#2: it's all pure martial arts, but we're still putting up the barrier for the safety of the spectators," continues Tohru.
"Oy Tohru! Come over her for a sec.!"
Tohru went off the stage and walks towards Elisa with Yuki following behind her.
"What is it?"
"I have a suggestion,"
"And that is?"
"Give cat boy there a shape shifting medallion, but we just put a temporary on it,"
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"It hurts a lot to do that spell,"
"Come on… the spell will end when the match is over,"
"Fine… um… anyone got a knife?"
"What?" yells Kyo.
"Dude, I'm not depressed or anything, it's for the spell,"
"Oh…" the cat was still confused.
"Here you go," Elisa said while handing her a dagger.
"1…2…3… UGH!" screams Tohru while cutting her hand.
"Are you alright?" asks Yuki.
"I'll be fine," assures Tohru, "hey Kyo, get over here,"
"What is it?"
SMACK!
"KYO!" screams Kagura, "what are you doing?"
"Hold on!" yells Tohru, "almost done!"
"mmn mvm!" muffles the cat. (translation: can't breath!)
"ACK!" Tohru lets go of Kyo and starts holding her hand.
"What the hell was that for?" yells the cat.
"Ow… that hurts!" yells Tohru, "Here's your medallion,"
There was a bloody chaing hanging from the palm of her hand. She yanked it off her hand and she started screaming. The medallion starting turning silver and there was a Chinese marking that says changes.
"Here ya go…" sighs Tohru while handing the cat the medallion.
"Thanks…" Kyo takes the medallion, "are you ok?"
"Yea…" winces Tohru, "I'll be fine," she started looking around and then she picks up a leaf. Then she rubbed it on her palm and it healed.
"It healed?" asks Kyo.
"Well yea… Earth is the sign of life," explains Tohru, "and I used magic to heal myself,"
"You really are stupid cat," said Yuki.
"What did you say girly man?" yells Kyo.
"Oy! Let's get this fight started!" yells Tohru.
Tohru pulled out one of her necklace and started swinging it around her head and threw it up into the air. She pulled back the pendant part back to her and a blue barrier appeared around Kyo and Elisa.
"Whoa!" exclaim all of the Sohmas (minus Haru, Momiji, and Kisa).
"Ok! Today opponents are: Elisa Tang!" announce Tohru into the mike.
CHEER
"And Kyo Sohma!"
Few claps, but mainly crickets in the background.
"Well! Let's Get Ready to RUMBLE!" yells Tohru.
"Ready to get killed?" taunts Elisa.
"You ain't going to beat me!"
"Kyo! In order to transform, you need to think what you want to change into!" instructs Tohru.
"Alright!" yells back Kyo.
The two teens were really going at it. There were lots of punches being thrown and roundhouse kicks. Kyo was somewhat having a fit because Elisa was dodging all of his attacks. And Elisa, she was beating the living hell out of the cat.
"Kyo! You can transform!" yells Tohru.
"Into what?" asks Kyo while ducking from Elisa's kick.
"Take off the bracelet!"
"No!"
"Fine! Elisa transform already!"
"Ok!" yells Elisa.
Elisa started changing at an alarming rate. Her clothes started to disappear and she changed into well… um… it kinda looked the monster from the show Angel. She looked like the Master's lacky… (A/N: if anyone knows greek mythology, and they know about the monster dat has the head of a bull and the body of a person… put it into ur review plz!). She had the horns and all and she didn't have boobs anymore. She was the total guy version.
"Well?" asks Tohru.
"Fine!" yells Kyo.
Kyo took off the bracelet and he transformed into the cat's true form. His shirt ripped, but his pants was still on (A/N: good thing) and his shoes were gone. "Whoa… cool transformation!" said a very excited Elisa, "you still look ho!"
"Um… thanks," blushed Kyo.
"Keep fighting!" yells Tohru.
The fight resumed. There was blood practically everywhere. Instead of a marital arts match, it turned into a battle between monsters. After awhile, Elisa changed back to herself. Clothes and all. Then, Kyo looked for his bracelet and put it back on his arm and he became himself again.
"Lets finish this cat!" said Elisa.
"Alright then!" says the cat while getting into a fight stance.
They started doing martial arts again. Everyone could tell that hey were both trying their best to win. But in the end, Elisa won!
"Woot!" cheers Elisa, "I won!"
"Ugh… you're good," groans Kyo.
The barrier started to disappear and Elisa went to Kyo to help him up.
"Aww man…" laughs Haru, "you got beat by a girl!"
"Well, you always got your ass kicked by me and Chris and by Tohru especially!" snapped Elisa.
"…"
"Well um…" Tohru said into the mike, "the winner is Elisa Tang! Show's over!"
o.o: sigh… wat a nice happy ending…
haru: I agree…
kyo: happy? How was dat happy? I got my assed kicked by elisa!
Troy: u liked it didn't u?
Kyo: …
o.o, tohru, kisa: he liked it
kagura: ur cheating on me kyo! How dare u!
kyo: ack! Help me!
o.o: well.. um… hoped u like! Review plz! No flames… this is my first fic after all…
Jessica: ur forgetting again…
o.o: damn.. well I'm gonna be really busy this week… I have a report due and I haven't started on it I yet… so… well laters for now!
Momiji: wats the next chapter titled?
Yuki: yes wat's the next chapter titled?
o.o: lemme think… o.o! I think I got a good one!
Kyo: being choked well spit it out already!
o.o: spits
Kyo: ugh… wat was dat for?
o.o: hey I have a sore throat… well… chapter 7 will be titled… Crush?
Elisa: dat sounds really gay…
o.o: it's about u and ur crush u idiot!
Elisa: uh…. blush u know?
o.o: it's really obvious….
Elisa: stay tuned for chapter 7!
o.o: hey dat was my line dammit!
Elisa: too late! smiles
o.o: gets flute I'm gonna start playing harry potter and lotr in ur ear and smack my flute on ur head!
Elisa: eek! runs away
