"Kat, wake up." I rolled away from the voice. "Kat, your shift is going to start soon."

"five more minutes."

"Hello, your shift starts in five minutes." My eyes snapped open and I glared at the southern man staring at me.

"damnit, why didn't you wake me sooner?" I asked as I tumbled out of bed.

"Sulu, Chekov, Scotty, Urhura, Spock, and even Jim tried too." He said smirking at me. "you slept through having pepper shoved up your nose, make-up being put on your face, an alarm for a fire in your room, you slept threw a Vulcan mine meld, and a fog horn going off in your ear."

I made a face and glared at the ceiling. "Please tell me you're kidding." I yawned and stretched. I got up from the floor and changed into my blue uniform, pulling my skirt down as I left my room. Bones walked right next to me. "I gotta get them back for all this." I said.

"How do you propose you are going to that?" Bones asked.

"Well, Spock can still tell what's going on in my head, so I won't be able to get him just yet. I shall hide Sulu's plants, I shall fry something in the engine room, destroying the devil know as makeup, and breaking Jim's chair." I said, smirking evily.

"Remind me not to get on your bad side." Bones said as we walked to medbay.

"Unless you do another physical you won't be." I said.


Work was long and boring, people coming in for bumps, bruises, head aches, tummy aches, stubbed toes. Bones made me sit in his office after one of the crew members was put in a temporary coma.

"did you really have to do it?" Bones asked, sitting down on the counter.

"Yes." You see, I was the one who put the man ina coma. "He was sexually harrasing me." I said. "He grabbed my ass, tried to grab my boobs, he went as far as trying to put his hand up my skirt. You're damn right I'm gonna beat the snot outta him."

Bones looked horrified at what I had just said. He picked me up and set me in his lap. "You mean he tried to touch what is mine?" He fak gasped, holding me close. I raised an eyebrow. "He shall pay."

"Erm, I already made him pay." I said confused.

"You see my dear, there's your way, and then there's my way." He said, holding up a hypo.

"Ooh."