Ranma is not owned by me. Kintaro and Miko are also not owned by me. Big Mouth is not owned by me.
Ranma thought his life was starting to stabilize. His friends are getting along. He's getting nice kisses. He gets to feel good as a boy and a girl. So why is everything making him feel on edge? When is the other shoe going to drop?
"Requiem for a Wet Dream"
The Kamanomicon, the Evil book of Desire, written by the Mad Abdul Alhazred's cousin, the Lustful Kareem Alhammarret, which was bound by the cut labias and foreskins of a 1000 virgins now resided in Hikaru Gosunkugi's hands. The book, written in the seminal fluids extracted from boys being made into eunuchs, held spells, incantations and procedures that would ensnare the heart of a lover, shrivel the testicles of an opponent, and grant desires beyond mortal comprehension.
Images inside the book detailed vivid anatomy of creatures beyond space and time. Creatures with inviting translucent thoraxes heaving with ripe larvae. Creatures with guard plates that retract revealing dozens of alien breasts bristling with nipples. Horrors, that devour crotches, and consume breasts whole.
Hikaru, failure of a voodoo master, a black arts inept, and overall incapable person, had just finished accurately failing to draw the perfect summoning circle as described in the Kamanomicon. Unfortunately for him, some of the drawings were so vivid, that some of the pages were stuck together from past use. As such, the circle though functional for summoning, was incapable of holding in what it summoned. Furthermore, the spell, though to correctly summon an incubus, was to have it possess someone, instead of grant a blessing upon him.
So it was, on the stormy night in February, 12th, 19XX, Hikaru Gosunkugi died. That day Kozui, the Incubus was born. Kozui peeled back the pages of the book carefully. He found the spell needed to transform his new body into something more suitable. After he emerges from the cocoon, he will fulfill the one desire this boy had, the spells, mixed up as they were, did require at least that of Kozui. Soon Ranma would be defeated, and Kozui would get to taste the sweet innocent, virgin nectar of Akane Tendo.
Akane screamed. She immediately tried to elbow her assailant's face, but their hand had snuck up her shirt and was currently fondling her breasts. She couldn't quite get an angle on him. Another hand started moving down, and Akane froze. Her breath coming quick, she couldn't move right. Her hand wasn't stopping it, why couldn't she stop it!
Suddenly the assailant went flying and Akane looked up to see her hero, Ukyo, standing before her, giant combat spatula on hand. Akane looked into the wall, that now had an embedded Kuno in it. Ukyo hugged Akane to her side, as tears flowed down her face, "It just gets worse every time!"
"Don't worry, Sugar. I'll protect ya."
"Where was Ranma anyways?"
Ukyo looked towards the school gates, "It seems someone is challenging him."
The two of them ran outside to see Ranma facing off against a tall looking gaijin. The man had large muscles, and was wearing a black tank-top, black jeans, and a black leather jacket. His hair was short and spiky, and he looked like he was older than everyone else there.
As soon as the two girls came out his eyes glanced over at them before he issued his official challenge to Ranma, "Ranma Saotome, I challenge you for ownership of Akane Tendo!"
"But I don't own her!"
"Wait, I mean for her hand in marriage!"
Ranma took a step back, why is it always someone going after Akane! Couldn't he save one of the other girls sometimes? Maybe in another universe he saves Kasumi or something. Shaking his head free of such thoughts Ranma shouted back, "That's up to her pal! But if you want to fight me, all you have to do is ask!"
"Oh."
Ranma almost fell as all the tension left his body, "What do you mean, oh?"
"I thought we had to have stakes involved. I mean, I was going to put up this curse removal potion as my bargaining chip."
Ranma went quiet as he looked at the flask held in the gaijin's hand. A cure! He looked up at the face, but it was smiling in a weird way. He couldn't read the gaijin's emotions. It all felt fake. But, if the potion was real, Ranma could cure his curse.
"I'll fight you for that potion!"
"Then after I defeat you, Akane will be mine!"
The gaijin left quickly, leaving Ranma screaming ineffectually that, that's not what he meant. Akane though, did express her displeasure at being put up as a prize for a cure that might not even work, "Ranma you idiot!" Ranma was launched into the distance, and Akane ran to Ukyo for comfort.
Akane sat fuming on the park bench after class. Ukyo was working, and Akane didn't want to head home and face Ranma quite yet. The park did give her some comfort. It was mostly quiet, and people left her alone to her thoughts. It was actually really relaxing, until Kuno came up to her and dragged her into the bushes.
She punched him in the head. His hand went under her shirt. She brought a knee to his abdomen, sharply knocking some air from his lungs. He reached into her open skirt, and started pulling down her panties. She tried to twist away but he held her fast, her panties now at her knees. Punch. Punch. Punch. She finally clipped his ear enough to stun him. She shoved her legs out and pushed him away, her panties tearing off with the force. She turned and stumbled into a run.
Trees. Grass. The park gates. The scenery flashed past her. Get away. Get away. Fucking asshole. Get away. Run, run, run. Turn the corner. Safe place. Safe place. Safe arms. Ukyo hugged Akane to her, concern etched every line of her face and frame as she wondered what had scared Akane so much to have her practically fly through the restaurant and into her arms. Ukyo hugged Akane tightly to her and whispered to her, "Shush now, you're safe."
Akane took a deep breath and shuddered it out as tears began to pour down her face. She tried to talk but the sounds just kept getting stuck in her throat. She didn't want to risk coughing and losing her lunch. So she just buried her face deeper into Ukyo's shoulder.
Ranma saw Akane dash past him towards Ucchan's. Something was wrong, but if she was going to Ukyo then it was better than having him deal with the emotional stuff. Instead, he could go in the direction she ran from and handle the situation that caused her all that panic. Especially with how her clothes were disarranged reminded Ranma too much of how Kuno would leave his clothes after sneaking up on his girl form.
The part revealed Kuno fighting the Gaijin. The Gaijin disappeared and suddenly Kuno's pants were on the ground tattered to pieces and Kuno's junk was leaking severely. Ranma couldn't even see the Gaijin's movements. The man noticed Ranma and smiled, "I guess you saw my power. I suppose you'll train up now, but don't worry, it won't be enough."
The Gaijin suddenly disappeared. Ranma jumped out of the way on instinct but his pants were now shorts and his shoes were missing. The Gaijin laughed and ran off. Ranma stood still, willing his legs to move, but he could barely convince himself that the man who challenged him was human.
He was going to need training, that was true. He couldn't rely on his father right now, not with how things were ever since Kintaro showed up. Ranma finally moved, when Shampoo's bike landed on his head. Shampoo pulled the bike off of him and leaned down to him, "Ranma, what you do? Why stop Shampoo when busy deliver food?"
Ranma looked up at her, "Shampoo! You're just who I needed!"
"Ranma need Shampoo?"
"And your Granny too."
"Aiya! Shampoo not that kinky! Maybe one at a time?"
"Maybe, either way I need more training!"
"Oh…"
Nabiki walked away from the park with dollar signs in her eyes. Ranma was choosing to spend time with Shampoo, and the fiancées would pay for that information! Nabiki made her way to Ucchan's first since it was so close. She opened the door and Ukyo was talking on the phone while working on an order one handed. Nabiki noticed a couple of wet spots on her top, but couldn't quite place where they would have come from. She also couldn't quite hear what Ukyo was saying on the phone, and was a bit disappointed that she was done with the conversation by the time she got up to her.
Nabiki gave Ukyo a smile, one she reserved for clients she had information that would benefit them greatly. Ukyo frowned at her, a frown that spoke volumes of how much something would cost her. Mikado ate an okonomiyaki, in a way that spoke volumes to the deliciousness of the food. Ukyo stuffed her feelings down and tried a bit of professionalism, "What can I get for ya?"
Nabiki pretended to look over the menu before ordering a seafood special. As Ukyo made the okonomiyaki, Nabiki smiled and said, "I have a bit of info on what is happening with Ranma right now."
Ukyo nodded, as she finished the food and served it to Nabiki. Ukyo nodded to Nabiki and said, "If it's about him spending time with Shampoo, then I'm afraid that'll cost you 900 yen."
Nabiki sighed, and waved to Mikado. Mikado got up and paid 900 yen to Ukyo. He looked to Nabiki, "I assume we are even now?"
Nabiki nodded and shooed him away. Nabiki turned back to Ukyo and asked, "So what he's reporting into everyone himself now?"
Ukyo shook her head and smiled, "No, Shampoo gave me a call, she figured I could just meet up with him over there tonight."
Nabiki arrived at home and spotted Akane hanging up the phone. She had to take an extra route home just to collect money to pay off some bills for the day. She was starting to get frustrated with her lack of funds from Ranma and his collective. She walked up to Akane, and noticed how tear streaked her cheeks were.
"Let me guess, you know that Shampoo is hanging out with Ranma?"
Akane nodded and excused herself as she went back up to her room. Nabiki sighed and went to watch television. She felt she deserved a break with everything wrong that was happening in her life. It was about dinner time when she was heading to clean up before dinner that she spotted Akane leaving the house, and shouting how she would not be there for dinner and to skip Ranma's portion as well that Nabiki realized the full depth of the changes before her. That asshole Ranma, was dating all three girls at once! How dare he cut into her profit margin!
Ranma sat at the Nekohanten restaurant surrounded by Akane, Ukyo and Shampoo, each of them being nice and friendly. He was exhausted from the training that Cologne was putting him through. It was nice that everything was going so smoothly. "If only I could just date you guys like this instead of having to pick someone."
Akane looked up at Ranma and tried to judge his face to see if he was trying to be perverted. She couldn't sense anything from him though, his face just looked tired. She smiled at him and said, "Is that what you think Ranma?"
He looked at her and said, "Huh?"
And she looked at him, "You want to date everyone?"
Ranma sits up a bit, his face scrunched slightly trying, her words not quite falling correctly on his ears, "I'm not sure what you are talking about Akane."
Akane rolled her eyes and answered, "You said you wanted to date all of us instead of picking someone."
Ranma thought back to his earlier thoughts and said, "I didn't say that." He looked at Ukyo and then at Shampoo but their faces told a different story. It told the story of him verbalizing his internal thoughts. Thoughts he did not want to share unless he knew it would be safe to do so. Three. He looked at Akane, she seemed slightly upset, but nothing like her pervert smash reactions. Two. Ukyo, had a smile that was slightly enigmatic, like an old painting everyone knows about. One. Shampoo just squeezed his arm and smiled at him. Ranma wasn't dead. He let go of a breath he never realized he was holding and said, "Would that be okay with you guys?"
Akane's annoyance faded away and Ranma could see a smile creeping onto her face. Ukyo sniffed and said, "I supposed I can share them with you, Sugar. Since we're friends and all." She winked at him. Was that a joke, or was she trying to be serious?
Shampoo hugged him and started kissing him. He looked at the other two who seemed to be okay with it, so he started kissing her back.
The next day, at school, Akane arrived to what could only be described as one of the most humiliating speeches she had ever heard from Kuno. He held aloft her torn panties, claiming that she had left it behind the night before when they consummated their love. The school turned around and looked at her, and she could see it. They believed what Kuno was saying. She took a step back, as the boys approached her, as if they had permission to do what Kuno had said he had done. Akane's legs began to shake. This was it. This was what her nightmares were.
She took a step back and they took on towards her. Another step, another followed chorus of feet shuffling nearer. Akane screamed and ran. The boys gave chase. She didn't notice when they stopped chasing her. When Ranma and Ukyo together taught them all a lesson they would not soon forget.
She didn't find Ukyo but she did find Shampoo, who was out on delivery. Akane flagged Shampoo down, and soon, in breathy detail, she requested help from Shampoo that she never thought she would request. Help making Kuno forget about her.
Nabiki was starting to get annoyed, she needed a way to get information about what was happening, but she couldn't be everywhere at once. She heard Kuno's stupid proclamations, but she also was aware that Akane had not gone to see him the night before. But everyone seemed to take his word and "evidence" as proof. Meanwhile, Ranma and Ukyo were acting all chummy and Akane never came back to school. At lunch Ukyo left early, claing "work study" to open up her shop, but Nabiki figured it had to do with finding Akane. She was glad that someone was out looking for her sister after the fiasco that had happened that morning.
Lunch though, did mean that Nabiki was finally able to corner Ranma alone, and this time, she wouldn't wait for him to come to her. She found him in the classroom eating lunch alone, and she caught his attention and had him follow her to an empty room. He appeared apprehensive, so Nabiki tried to change the mood she was exuding, but it seemed that he could still tell she was upset.
Nabiki stopped trying to fake pleasantness and said, "Look Saotome, I won't pretend to be nice about this. What is going on with you and the girls and my little sister? Why is Kuno claiming he had his way with her?"
Ranma tensed, he had heard things second hand a great deal that morning, things that were glossed over the night before which left Ranma feeling out of the loop when it came to his fiancées. The look on Nabiki's face reflected the mood he felt in his heart. A little betrayed, annoyed, and just wanting to know what the actual fuck was happening. Ranma sighed, "First of all, she was with me and the girls last night. And nothing like what Kuno was saying happened at all."
Nabiki nodded, but otherwise stayed quiet, waiting for Ranma to finish. He seemed to stall a bit, as if looking for the right words, but then he continued unhindered, "As for your sister, she's getting along with the other girls much better now."
Nabiki quirked up an eyebrow.
Ranma continued, "We're, dating."
Nabiki heard a stress on the way Ranma said those last words and she repeated it in the same way he said it, "We're?"
Ranma nodded, "Yeah, the four of us."
"Damn it Ranma! Do you realize how much this will eat into profits?"
Ranma shook his head.
Nabiki continued, "You're going to have to find a way to make up for your share of the cost on the dojo. Do you understand?"
Ranma shook his head.
"I'll give you the details later."
Nabiki left Ranma in the closet and stepped outside only to run into her sister, she quickly called out to her, "Hey Akake, wait up!"
Akane nearly jumped to the ceiling before turning around and smiling wanly at Nabiki, "Oh sis, hey…"
Nabiki smiled, "Oh good, you're not doing anything suspicious."
"Ha!" Akane clamped her hand over her mouth, and mumbled through her hand, "I'm not sure what you mean by that."
"Are you okay?" Nabiki moved Akane's hand away from her mouth so that she could hear the answer.
Akane nodded, "I was able to talk to Shampoo. She helped put some things in perspective."
"That's good. I was starting to worry about you."
Akane nodded and excused herself.
Nabiki was about to head back to her own class before lunch ended when she felt a hand land on her shoulder. Looking at the hand and then to the otherside at the hand's owner, Nabiki was none too surprised to see Kuno there. She sighed, mentally preparing herself to deal with his idiocy, "So Kuno, how can I help you today?"
Kuno smiled at her, "If before repast it shall please you to gratify my table with your grace."
Nabiki smiled, "Meet me outside after school."
Kuno nodded and walked away, his hand passing through his hair, as it shined with a fresh washed brilliance.
Ranma was in his room getting ready to go on his tetra-date, or at least he was supposed to be. Instead he just kept pacing the room. Kintaro was sitting on the futon and stopped Ranma's pacing, "Hey, you have to calm down there."
Ranma nodded, "I want to, but how am I supposed to go out with three girls at the same time!"
Kintaro stood up and hovered next to Ranma, a wickedly large smile on his face. He whispered in Ranma's ear, "How about spanking it, relieve some stress, you know?"
Ranma nodded and reached into his pants. He started to coax himself into an erection, and in his mind he pictured himself at the beach with the girls. Akane walked up to him and asked him to put some lotion on her. Ranma nodded, and started putting lotion on Akane, when Shampoo interrupted. She wanted Ranma to put lotion on her back. Ranma tried to comply when Akane suddenly complained that he wasn't done with her yet. Soon Ukyo showed up, and she had a bigger member than even Ranma. Akane ran to Ukyo and they started to kiss each other.
Ranma disconnected his hand from his member. He shook his head. He couldn't do it. Even in his own head it wasn't working.
Kintaro pulled away from Ranma, "Hey, now. Don't worry about performance anxiety, how about if we try something else?" He leaned over and picked up a dirty magazine and put it in front of Ranma, "Here you go, time to spank the horse and get ready for the date."
Ranma pushed the magazine away, "I can't do that."
Kintaro's mouth dropped open. He looked at a countdown clock on the wall before turning back to Ranma and saying, "You can't not do it! It's been over 2 days! If you go on a date without doing this, they way those girls act around you, you're going to blow publically!"
The club wasn't the best place to meet, but that's where Ranma was told to go. He spent hours and hours, with the three girls dancing fast, and then talking slow. He thought he could handle it, his stamina was higher, but they kept taking turns. His body was aching and all his muscles felt the burns.
After the club they four went to a late night diner and ordered some high calorie food and water. As they were talking, and laughing and smiling, suddenly, the window of the restaurant shattered and Kozui the Gaijin was standing there. Ukyo covered Akane and Ranma covered Shampoo from the glass. The group quickly moved away from the window and Ranma turned to face the new rival.
Ranma could feel his body begin to dump adrenaline into his system. He made sure the girls were okay before facing the Gaijin. Ranma spoke clearly, "What do you think you're doing?"
Kozui shrugged, "I was tired of waiting, so we fight now."
Ranma jumped up to the window frame that Kozui stood on and suddenly the two were on each other. Ranma opened with a Chestnut Fist volley, which Kozui matched punch for punch. Ranma backed off, and went in for a series of kicks. Kozui blended around the attacked, his body blurred with speed as he avoided the attacks.
The fight carried into the part, where Ranma decided to try a full speed whirl attack, so that one attack flowed directly into another in the whirl. His kick connected forcefully onto Kozui's shoulder. Kozui brunted the attack and held onto Ranma's leg. He jumped up and over Ranma while holding him, slamming Ranma into the ground.
Air rushed out of Ranma's lungs and stars filled his vision. He kicked up with his free leg, forcing Kozui to let go of him. Ranma staggered to his feet, and barely had the sense to step back as Kozui landed with a fiery fist where Ranma stood. Suddenly the ground split open on the impact and gouts of flame and lava started spewing forth.
Ranma looked over and the girls were there, but the land they were on was splitting away from him. Ranma tried to jump to them but the heat from the lava prevented him from making the jump. Ranma turned around and faced Kozui only to see the Gaijin removing his face. When the Gaijin was done, he pulled of a wig revealing purple hair and a lime green bow. Ranma blinked. He blinked again.
"Miko?"
The Gaijin now looked just like Ranma's female hormone Kami. The lava and fire disappeared and the girls ran up to Ranma. Akane was looking back and forth her voice stuttering. Miko walked up to Ranma with a smile and kissed him. Ranma shoved her away violently to the ground.
Akane finally stopped stuttering, "Ranma! You have another fucking girlfriend?"
Ukyo grabbed Akane's hand and they ran off together, shouting about giving up men. Shampoo slapped Ranma across the face and splashed herself with a cup of water. In her cat form, Shampoo ran off. Ranma's hand cupped his face where it had been slapped, his heart breaking. Why did they think so poorly of him before he could even explain things!
Miko was at his crotch, and pulled down his pants. Ranma looked down as the female hormone Kami began sucking him off. The stars begin coming back. Ranma looked down, and in the darkness of his room, he could barely make out the outline of his covers. He reached down into his pants and realized, he had ejaculated all the way down his legs.
Shaking his head he finally conceded a point to Kintaro, he really should not just stop taking care of things. It gets messy.
