A/N: okay, my poll on my profile said you guys wanted me to update this most, so I'll try, even if I'm not feeling so super sparkly today (My pinky's cramping, what do you expect).

I/Don't care/What day it is

Hello there, my sweet cupcake and sharpie scented book filled with all of my precious thoughts and cherished memories! Roxy stole you again and entered a weird date on top of all the pages so now I can't change it… But oh well, who cares about time when you have fluffy hair like mine? Hehe… so fluffy… I'm petting it now and it's like I have a ton of bunnies on my head! IT'S THAT FLUFFY!

But you know, Diary. There's something that isn't really fluffy that I have to deal with now. And no it's not my muffin flavored jello! I love that stuff, even if everyone else says it's unnatural! I was talking about the biker who had come to become my friend yesterday, I think her name was Alan.

No… Not Alan, that's one of those singing chipmunks… No, that's Alvin! But the biker person/lady/meanie was called Alain! Yeah she's a big meanie to me and the imaginary panda pixies who live on my shoulders and tell me good things to do. Because pandas can do no wrong.

But that Alain kid is not a panda. She's not fluffy, or nice, or smiley, or fat, and she doesn't even eat big chunks of bamboo and have lots of pictures of herself on T-shirts! Neither do I, but I'm just a panda in training!

First, she was so mean to me! She told me to… to… Shut up! She told me to shut up! That is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me!

…Okay, Roxy saw me write that and he said he can say a lot meaner things than that, so now he's insulting me and- Gasp! ROXY JUST SAID, LIKE, FIVE DIRTY-WORDIES IN ONE SENTENCE! And he's still talking! I don't even know what half the words he's saying are, but I think he called me an ugly dolphin in French or something!

Okay, so maybe Alain isn't as mean as Roxy can be, but she was still mean! She didn't even act like she wanted to be my friend, and when I complemented her biker-like appearance, she got all annoyed looking and said to shut up!

And you know what happened next, Diary? Riku actually LET HER JOIN MY CLUB OF WONDERFUL ANGELIC CHILDREN! She is not wonderful nor is she angelic!

Actually, that's not what happened. First everyone was staring at me mine for boogers in my magical face cave, and THEN he let her join. RIKU, WHY?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!

Roxy's looking at me again, but he has one eyebrow raised. Like it can fly but the other one can't and it's taunting it. I used the word 'it' a lot then. It it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it just got reeeeaaaaalllllyyyy awkward in here, Diary…

But that Alain kid thinks she's so great with her gloves and her biker-boots and her pretty red hair… and now Roxy's looking at me weird again. He just asked if I was having trouble making a decision. A decision on what? I was just ranting to my pretty pink diary… OMG THAT'S YOU DIARY! You are pretty and pink!

But now that `Ku made Alain an honorary Rainbow Squad member, I guess I have to deal with her… OH WAIT! MAYBE THIS ISN'T SO BAD! I could get her to try the jello in the back if the fridge for me so I know if it tastes like Mr. Whiskers or not! Mr. Whiskers may be fluffy, but he is not tasty.

I still have cat fur on my tongue… Yucky!