Popeland: HUZZAH!

Chapter 7 is has arrived!! Another long wait... look I'm sorry but I have big important tests in 2 days! I shouldn't even be writing this! But if any one asked I'm practicing my english skills.... Hehehe... . anyway thanks to Ganon, Lilth, Concept of a Demon, Metal Gear Prime, Yoda() and Orpheum Zero for reviewing.

So here chapter 7: FREEDOM!!







Moebius was in his kitchen eating a slice of toast while trying to do today's cryptic crossword

"ok lets see...7 across, far in the eastern mountains a stifled titan stands in mute surrender. Unwilling host to a parasitic swarm.... Hmmmmm ...it's a beehive!" He said triumphantly .

but before he put beehive into the 9 letter slot provided there was a blinding flash of light

"yo dude, who should we get for our history project" came a unfamiliar voice from the hall

"I think we're supposed to get like some all powerful vampire lord type guy" came a second voice

"Yeah cause if we don't pass your dads gonna send you to military school" said the first voice

"It's a total bummer, man"

Moebius ran into the hall in his pajamas

"Who the hell are you??" shouted a very startled Moebius

"We're....." said one of them

"Wild stallions!!" They shouted in unison

"Wait I've heard of you. Your Bill and Ted this planets time streamers!"

"We are? Excellent!!" Said Ted

"Well you met your match here you fools! I have a mastery of time you couldn't even begin to comprehend"

Moebius eye flashed a two orbs of intense light appeared in his hands

"You haven't a hope" he said smugly

"Think of the trashcan, think of the trashcan" they both began to chant

"What are you doing ..arghhh!!!" shouted Moebius a trashcan fell on top of him

"Hurry up man, we better get the vamp man outta here!" Said bill

They opened up the eternal broom closet

"Well that was easy"

"Hey man, do you want to travel to the future and help us pass our history project?" Asked Bill

Kain looked thoughtful

"No" said Kain before he picked them both up by the throat can threw them at the wall with bone crushing force

"Bummer......" were the last words of Bill and Ted before they were crushed by a ton of falling masonry

He walked out into the hall and found Moebius removing the trashcan from his head

"At last...." Kain said ominously

"Stay back Kain!" Shouted Moebius

"I will enjoy gutting you, old man"

Moebius's mind raced

"B..but..but this act of murder is unconscionable!" Moebius finally said

"Conscience...? You dare speak to me of conscience? Only when you have felt the full gravity of choice can you dare to question my judgment! Your life's span is a flicker compared ......" Kain began

Moebius of course had little intention of staying till the end of Kains little speech. he jumped out the window and made his escape down the street

"....can you even begin to conceive what action you would take, in my position? ... Moebius? ..... Damn!!!"





"Mortainius on the radiooooooo!!!!" The jingle shouted

"Its Craaaaaaaazzzzzyyy Mortainius in the morning !!! this morning Mortainius will be interviewing 2 candidates who are running for this years regional elections, Magnus and the Sarafan lord!"

"Good morning and today I'd like to welcome my two guests to the studio... because I'm just that crazy" said Mortainius in a dull tone of voice

"Meat!!" Magnus shouted

"Good morning" said the Sarafan lord

"Firstly, Sarafan lord, many are saying you plan to take many extreme moves in crime prevention

Indeed, I plan to enslave the entire population and force them to build a weapon of ultimate power which I will use to conquer the world!!!"

"Now is this before or after you free the biscuits?"

"Oh its after, lets get our priorities straight. I am totally devoted to my cause of biscuit freedom"

"Now I'm going to ask a question which has plagued your supporters throughout this entire campaign, the whole question of living biscuits"

"Well I think all that is preposterous I know its in a legal gray area but in my opinion cream crackers are as much biscuits as any chocolate chip cookie! And I will ensure that this belief is upheld in the law!"

"Actually I was referring to the fact that biscuits aren't alive"

"What!! how can you say that! Have you ever truly listened to a biscuit?!" shouted the enraged Sarafan lord

"There wouldn't be much point really" said Mortainius levelly

"Your only saying that because your afraid of the truth! Your afraid!!!"

"Okay...... so let me get this straight, your saying that all biscuits are alive" asked mortainius seriously

"Yes"

"Even dog biscuits?"

"Dog biscuits? Are you trying to insult me? Of course dog biscuits aren't alive, there dog biscuits for heavens sake!!!"

"Of course.....Now Mr. Magnus what are your aims if you are elected"

"Meat!" Shouted Magnus

"That's a very ambitious target, if you don't mind me saying. How do you plan to achieve it?"

"Meat!"

"I must say that is one of the most impressive and well thought plans I have ever heard" said a thoroughly impressed Mortainius

"Oh come on! He's just using a lot of political terms which sound impressive but mean nothing! Maybe your plan would work if we lived in a perfect world but unfortunately we don't!" said the Sarafan lord angrily

"Meat!"

"Your calling my plans nonsense?! That's rich coming from you!"

"Now if we could just calm down here" said Mortainius trying to reason with both of the candidates

"MEAT!!"

"Mr. Magnus you can't say things like that on live radio!!"

I'm glad I threw you into the eternal prison!

Meat!

You can't make accusations like that! There was no real proof that I was abusing glyph energy

Meat!!

Oh that's it! Your going down! The Sarafan lord leapt at Magnus and they both begin to fight on the ground

".....well I'd like to thank you for listening to today's broadcast, this episode was sponsored by Anarcrothe, Bane and Dejoule: Image and design consultants.

So this is crazy Mortainius saying goodbye...... wooo I'm crazy" said Mortainius and then the show went off air





Moebius ran into the pawn shop and stopped to catch his breath

"Can I help you sir?" Asked the shop owner helpfully

"a while ago I sold I sold you a magical staff , do you remember?"

"Oh the one with the snake and the orb on top?"

"Yeah, that's the one. well I need it back"

"One minute please" said the owner. He walked into the back of the shop and returned several minutes later with the staff

"Here you go"

"Muhahaha! Now Kain hasn't a hope in defeating me! .... Wait a minute that's not the real orb on top. It's a bowling ball!"

"No its not" said the shop owner slightly nervous

"But look there are 3 finger holes in it!!"

"Oh yeah.... so It is a bowling ball....."

"Where the magic vampire paralyzing orb I that's supposed to be on it?!"

"Oh I sold that"

"To who?"

"I didn't catch the name, he was a blue guy, no stomach, nice hair though"

Today was not moebius's day





Janos sat in his motel room looking out the window.

"Janos Audron?" came a voice

Suddenly an entire section of floor was pushed up and Raziel clawed out

"Raziel for the last time, use the front door"

"But the architects of the door were winged beings and my wings are ruined" said Raziel

"Yes and that's why there's a stairs"

"Oh right....anyway I just came to apologize for letting the Sarafan tear out your heart"

"Oh that, ah sure I forgave you along time ago so don't worry about it"

"well I'm still sorry and so I brought this present for you"

Raziel then handed Janos a nicely wrapped box

"Ah you shouldn't have......" said Janos happily

"well I hope you like it, I really must go now"

Raziel proceeded to jump out of the window

"the door! For god 's sake use the door!!"

Janos sighed and went over to the box

"Lets see what we have here....."

Janos picked up a strange glowing blue orb

"Ah, it's a snowglo......." Janos suddenly froze solid

"Bugger" he thought to himself





Kain opened the door of his house

"Surprise!!" shouted Umah as she jumped out from behind the hat stand

"ARGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" Screamed Kain

"Oh I missed you too!" She screamed excitedly as she jumped forward and hugged him

"Who are you and get the hell out of my house!" Kain shouted as he pushed here back

"You were always such a kidder!" she laughed "Come on the boys are waiting for you!" Umah grabbed Kain and dragged him into the living room

"Hello daddy" said Melchiah, Zephon and Dumah who were sitting down rigid with fear

There was a moment of silence

"Hello boys" said Kain cautiously. He knew something must be wrong because the last person who called Kain "daddy" had never been seen again... well technically that's not true, they had been seen just not in very big pieces.

"Ahhhhh..... how cute a family reunion" sighed Umah happily

Hey Umah there's.... Began Melchiah

Umah slapped him

"YOU WILL CALL ME MOTHER!!" she screamed at him

Melchiah whimpered and fell silent

Umah... Umah? Thought Kain to himself. He couldn't remember her at all. Perhaps drinking all that kitchen cleaner when he was in the broom closet wasn't such a great idea...Kain looked at Umah to see if he could jog his memory

"...Hey there something written on your fore head said Kain suspiciously

"What does it say" said Umah enthusiastically

"Will.. you.. marry.. me" said Kain as he read the message off Umah's forehead

"Yes! Oh I've been waiting for an eternity for you to ask! I love you kain1"

"Huh?!"

"Come on lets plan the wedding" said Umah as she grabbed Kains arm and dragged Kain out of the room

"What's going on? Ah let go of me!!"

the living room was silent

"..... do you think we should save him?" Asked Dumah

"no I think we should just start running.." said Zephon

"I like your idea" shouted Melchiah who at this stage was already halfway down the street





Janos was still standing paralyzed in the center of the room when the floorboards begin to move again

"Break it down brothers!!"

"Hey how can we break it down if it's above us?"

"Oh just hit it until it goes away!!"

The floorboards finally gave away and the Sarafan climbed up

"Is every one here?" Asked the Sarafan Raziel

"I don't know, are we?" Said a dusty Zephon

"If any ones not here raise your hand....... Melchiah put down your hand" said the Sarafan Raziel

"Opps sorry my mistake" said Melchiah as he quickly lowered his hand

The Sarafan Raziel turned to confront Janos

"immobilized by the very device intended to immobilize you, How ironic" sneered Raziel

"err.. Raziel how's that ironic" asked Rahab

its just a figure of speech it doesn't have to make sense

no,I'm pretty sure it does have to make sense, Raziel continued Rahab

"oh shutup, and now to take the beasts black heart..... well go on Dumah"

what me? I don't want to do it.

"Well were not going home till someone does" said Raziel sternly

But, but I'll miss star trek wailed Turel

"I don't care!" said the Sarafan Raziel

"Fine I'll do it" sighed Zephon

Zephon walked up to Janos and cut his chest open

"Ewwwwwww!!!! Blood!!" said Zephon before fainting

".....well go get the heart Melchiah"

Melchiah walked over to Janos. After much hesitation he closed his eyes and tore out Janos's heart. He opened his eyes and looked at the heart

"yuck! You take it" he said before throwing it to Raziel

"what?! I don't want it! It's all sticky and moving! you take it! said Raziel before throwing it to Rahab

"Ew,ew,ew!! What will we do with it?! Said Rahab who was holding the heart at arms length while he ran around the room

"Er..am.. put it back! Put it back!!" Said Turel

Rahab put it back in Janos's chest

|"Ewwwww I feel dirty, I'm going home to have shower" said Rahab

"Yeah lets go" said the Raziel

The 5 Sarafan walked off dragged the unconscious Zephon behind them

Raziel half way down the hall spun around and shouted at Janos

"You win this round! But next time we'll come prepared!

"With rubber gloves!" shouted Turel

"And plastic bags!!" Shouted Rahab

Long after the Sarafan left Janos finally realized what had happened

"That was close...." thought Janos to himself "...................... I need to pee......"





Popeland: Gasp!

Will Umah and Kain tie the knot?

Who will win the election? Magnus or the Sarafan Lord?

Tune in next chapter!!

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P.s: I know I left out a lot of people in this chapter. Did anyone miss Hash ak Gik, Faustus, Sebastain, Turel and the others? Did anyone notice they were gone? Please tell me, I'd like to know