In the previous episode:

Suddenly...

Everyone passed out.

And so we continue our quest:

SORA POV

I awoke to a warm, wet sensation up my arse and on my Johnson. Memories came flooding back of the sweet bang. I opened my eyes only to meet with pitch blackness.

"The fuck..." I heard Selphie moan- Kairi was probably still buried deep in her doughnut.

"I CAN'T FEEL MY DICK!"

"Gawwrsh Donald, let go!"

"...Shit, man. Soz."

"It felt good though, eyyuck eyyuck."Goofy said.

"LET'S GO ROUND TWO!" Sora said, and everyone started gangbangin again.

"MWAHAHAHAHA!" A voice said, interrupting the smex.

"Who goesss there~?" Demyx moaned, being anally pounded by Sora.

Suddenly a light turned on in the room...

"'TIS I, CID!" He stood, humping away.

"CID?!" They all gasped.

"You betcha bitches! You all trapped in my kitchen now!"

"Kitchen?"

I looked around. The floor was covered in cum and ketchup (At least, I think it was ketchup). Microwaves lines the walls and there was a mild smell of papayas.

"YES! MY GANBANGIN' KITCHEN, BIATCHESS!"

"Hardcore maaaan." Donald said, smokin' some fresh dope.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US?!" Kairi said dramatically, pulling her face away from Selphie's split.

"Isn't it SO, like, obvious? Demyx burger has taken Transverse town by storm but what about MY bitch-ass restaurant? HMMMM? What about poor CID'S DINER TM?!"

"Was the TM necessary?"

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, KAIRI. YOU CAN'T JUST ASK A MAN IF HIS TRADEMARK WAS NECESSARY!"

"#RUUUUUDE!"

"So yeah, anyway- you're gonna work for me and stuff. It's all part of my plan. You see, that case was full of aphrodisiac and you passed out from sexual pleasure. I then scooped you all up with my Little Tykes TM Truck and dumped you here."

"...Now what do we do?"

"GET TO WORK! WE HAVE CUSTOMERS!"

"But we aren't trained!"

"DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?!"

Sid the humped his way up the stairs and out of the kitchen. He slammed the door shut behind him.

"WELL SHIT." I said.

Will our heroes escape Cid's clutches? Will the customers be served? Find out next time on "Lemme Take a Selphie 2.0"!