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Chapter Seven
To My Leather-Bound Notebook,
"A set of two, one of me. I am the one and only one, but who may I be?"
Another note has come. Only this time I found it in Transfiguration class in my textbook. However, this one puzzles me, for I have no idea what it means. I plan on asking Lucius when he gets back, but he's out on a date with Remus right now. But for now, I guess I'm going to have to find out the answer myself.
Hmn, maybe if I figure this short riddle out, piece-by-piece, it will help me find the answer. Now where's my list…
'A set of two…'
When I read that and looked at my list of people, the word 'twins' and 'clothing' popped into my head. Some clothing does come in pairs, and twins is just self-explanatory. But I highly doubt that 'clothing' has anything to do with finding out who this mystery person may be, so I will disregard it. So that leaves me with 'twins'. Well, that takes out Katrina and Lavender Rouge (which is a shame because the both of them are nice to me, surprisingly) and May and Tamela Green (I dislike them intensely).
…Funny how the twins are both girls who are out of the loop.
This riddle stills doesn't help me much though, since there are still sixother people who are likely to be it. Although, I should probably just take out Black (the male one) since I know that there is no way he'll ever like me; we were destined to be enemies. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a prophecy written down somewhere in the depths of the Department of Mysteries in the Ministry of Magic.
…What? Did you honestly think that I, Severus Snape, didn't know about the Department of Mysteries? My father works for the Ministry of Magic! Like he is going to refrain from telling me anything about the Ministry!
Anyway, Lucius had just gotten back from his date with Remus and he looks very upset. It makes me wonder why…
I asked him about it, but he didn't even look at me and just went upstairs and slammed his dorm door shut. It startled the living crap out of a few first years and I snorted at their nervousness. I still makes me wonder though. I mean, what could have happened? Did Remus think that Lucius was too old for him or was it because he was in Slytherin? I don't even know why I'm thinking that Remus broke up with him! It could've been another reason for all I know. Not even sure why I'm worrying about Lucius, of all people, either…
Well, I must go. All this wondering is making me want to go find out that answer. I shall write later!
Severus P. Snape
To My Lather-Bound Notebook,
Well, I finally figured out the answer to all my worries. Lucius had planned a romantic picnic out by the lake at night and he had everything set up. I'll spare you the details about the scene since I can't really remember what they all were. He took Remus down to the area and they had a wonderful time together. He said that everything was perfect. Remus liked the food and all that nonsense. But then, as he and Remus were starting to get intimate, Remus' three annoying friends had popped up out of the bushes nearby, running and laughing about some obscene thing (like they usually do), when they saw Lucius and Remus…erm…together.
Nonetheless, it didn't make Lucius very happy when they were spotted, since the three others froze in their frolicking and immediately ran over to them. Remus was attacked with so many questions that the very quickly the boys' words all became just a huge jumble.
Now, when you piss of Lucius, you should get your ass out of his way as fast as you can or you'll end up in the hospital wing (how do I know this? Past experiences…). And Lucius was pissed. 'Course, the stupid Gryffidorks didn't even realize it. So, as Pettigrew was asking Remus a question, Lucius pulled his boyfriend off of him and stood up. Remus, seeing this happen, grabbed his hand but said nothing. This little gesture usually calms Lucius down, but not this time.
"Remus, why are you going out with that bastard?!" Pettigrew squeaked (that seemed to be the only thing he did now and days). Lucius glared at him, and, before anyone could stop him, pulled his fist back and punched Pettigrew right in the nose.
Shame I wasn't there. Lucius told me that I would have loved the looks on the marauders' faces when they saw what he did. Immediately, Potter—being the usual leader of the group—jumped on top of Lucius and started beating him to the ground. And, of course, Lucius was punching back, but a lot harder. Peter was on the ground whimpering with Black kneeling next to him, telling him he was going to be ok. Remus, however, was standing with his wand aimed at Lucius and Potter and shouting himself hoarse for them to stop. Of course, Lucius, being a good boyfriend, stopped fighting. He pulled himself away from Potter and stood up. Potter stayed on the ground, panting. By this time, Remus had put his wand down and was now yelling at Lucius for what he had done.
"You should know better than to attack my friends like that! Why did you do such a stupid thing? I thought you agreed not to hurt my friends anymore!" Lucius angrily mocked Remus in a high-pitched voice as he recounted the event. He said that when Remus was yelling at him, Potter and Black were chuckling behind him. Peter wasn't able to since he was in so much pain. Lucius growled at their insensitivity but said nothing to them.
But, apparently Remus wasn't finished. He then turned and advanced on his friends for antagonizing Lucius and for deliberately insulting him so they could get a rise out of him. Lucius told me that he had smirked at Black, making him glower at him. Remus mistook the glare (thinking it was directed at him) and starting screaming at Black. By then., Lucius was taking immense pleasure from it all and was smirking like no tomorrow.
Finally, after Remus had ordered his three friends to head back up to their common room and wait for them, he turned to Lucius and frowned at him. He murmured a few things to him before he angrily waved his wand to clean up the picnic basket and food. Lucius and him then walked back up to the castle in a very awkward silence. Remus stalked off to the Gryffindor Tower without a second glance at his boyfriend. Lucius was so hurt by the cold gesture he punched the wall in aggravation.
So I wasted half the night trying to calm Lucius down (he had been throwing all kind of things around the room in anger and frustration) before he would finally stop and go take a shower. Not that he smelled or anything, but he really needed a calming shower to soothe him.
Well, Lucius is out and is now starting to engage me in a conversation, so I must go.
Severus P. Snape
Heh, I know. I haven't updated in forever. But hey, I gave you a long chapter this time! Took me frickin' forever to write it though. Kept putting it off...:sweatdrops:
