disclaimer: i don't own these peoples

The Review Board

mario and luigi are walking down the brawl mansion's driveway with clipboards

luigi: so, who's first?

mario (looking at his clipboard ):yoshi and ROB

luigi: from what I've heard, they're doing pretty good!

they both gasp

luigi: O...M...G

what used to be a little stand made from stacked boxes, was a HUGE store, with automatic doors and the whole shebang

yoshi: hi! welcome to the yoshi and ROB egg pop store, how may I help you?

mario: we are here to ask you some questions about your buisness.

luigi: how do the customers like your product?

ROB: they LOVE IT!

mario: about how much money do you have

yoshi holds up a laptop with the total earned on it

luigi: WTF!!!!!!!

watch your language, this is a K+ story!

luigi: but I didn't actually say it...

still!

luigi: fine, I won't say it again, you're acting like my mother!

now go into time out for 5 minutes

luigi: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just messin' with ya'

luigi: oh Ha Ha HA

mario: why was that last "a" in caps?

because I wanted it that way!

mario: hmm?

okay, fine, it was an accident

mario: that's more like it

luigi: now let's move on to team 2!


they walk up to geezerdorf and bowser's place

luigi( looking at the charred remains of their stand): wow

mario: we weren't expecting much of you

geezerdorf: you should expect more of me, and stop with the "geezerdorf" thing, it's getting old

YOU're getting old!

geezerdorf: it's not funny!

YOU're not funny

geezerdorf: it's just a bad excuse of a joke!

YOU're a bad excuse of a joke, wait, that didn't sound right

geezerdorf: I guess I'll just get used to it...

you better! I'll use this for the rest of the story! MWAHAHAHAHHAHA

luigi: is now the time for one of your evil moments?

oh. hehe, whoops

geezerdorf: as I was saying, you should expect more from me!

mario: we did

luigi: remember when we left him in charge of dinner, and he burned our salad?

mario: or when we we told him to mow the lawn, and instead, he used it to shave wolf?

luigi:or when we told him to clear the table after dinner, and somehow, he made the table explode?

mario: yea, how did THAT happen?

luigi: anyhoo, how do your customers like your product

bowser: they LOOOOOVE-oof

geezerdorf elbows bowser in the stomach

I am going to abbreviate geezerdorf's name from now on

geezer: they hated it, and ... oh, nice abbreviation

thanks

geezer: i was sarcastic

I knew that.

mario: how much money have you earned

bowser: we had five bucks, but that blew up, then we found a 10 dollar bill, but I accidentally ate it

mario: accidentaly ate it, I do not want to know how you accidentally eat something

luigi: c'mon, let's move on.


luigi: so, ness, how's buisness?

ness: pretty good! not like kirby and meta knight over there, but still not bad.

mario: so, what exactly IS your product?

ness: they are cool yoyos. when you use it, they flash and the designs on the sides look like they are moving! let me demonstrate

ness grabs a random yoyo and then starts, you know, what you do with a yoyo, I don't know what you call it, yoyoing? sure. he starts yoyoing

mario: whoa, cool!

on the side, it looks bowser is getting smacked with a hammer

luigi: what other ones do you have?

ness: oh, we have this one, ganondorf being mauled by a dog, dedede with bombs falling on his head, and wario being punched by a pro wrestler

mario: how are they selling

ness: great! the dedede one is the biggest hit

luigi: what is your total?

lucas comes up holding the cash register

luigi: nice! good job!

mario: and moving on


mario: now, to snake and samus

luigi: oh boy

mario: hey, we have some questions

snake: what is it

luigi:hey, man what's your problem?

samus: that's one of your questions?

luigi: no, but you look like something is bothering you

snake:it's yoshi and ROB! THey get ALL the customers! no one wants to buy candy from US when their HUGE candy store is right down the road!

samus: calm down snakey!

snake: CALM DOWN! YOU CALM DOWN! THEY GET EVERYTHING AND WE GET NOTHING AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!

samus: snake, are you all right?

snake: sorry, it's just that we've had about 6 customers, and they get about 999999999 each day!

mario: that sort of answers question 1,

snake: what was question 1?

luigi: how do they like your product

snake pulls out a pistol and starts advancing on luigi, who is now scared out of his wits

snake: oh, they like it. they just don't try it with that huge store out there

luigi: o-okay,...I-i und-derst-tand

snake: good

mario: so, how much money have you earned?

samus: about ~~~~ dollars

I put in squigglies because I am saving the amounts earned for the end.

mario: okay, bye!

luigi: finally we're out of there! snake was really scaring me there!

snake: I can still here you!!!!!

luigi: gulp

TO BE CONTINUED

just a reminder, these are not the final reviews, these are the halfway reviews.