disclaimer: i don't own these peoples
The Review Board
mario and luigi are walking down the brawl mansion's driveway with clipboards
luigi: so, who's first?
mario (looking at his clipboard ):yoshi and ROB
luigi: from what I've heard, they're doing pretty good!
they both gasp
luigi: O...M...G
what used to be a little stand made from stacked boxes, was a HUGE store, with automatic doors and the whole shebang
yoshi: hi! welcome to the yoshi and ROB egg pop store, how may I help you?
mario: we are here to ask you some questions about your buisness.
luigi: how do the customers like your product?
ROB: they LOVE IT!
mario: about how much money do you have
yoshi holds up a laptop with the total earned on it
luigi: WTF!!!!!!!
watch your language, this is a K+ story!
luigi: but I didn't actually say it...
still!
luigi: fine, I won't say it again, you're acting like my mother!
now go into time out for 5 minutes
luigi: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just messin' with ya'
luigi: oh Ha Ha HA
mario: why was that last "a" in caps?
because I wanted it that way!
mario: hmm?
okay, fine, it was an accident
mario: that's more like it
luigi: now let's move on to team 2!
they walk up to geezerdorf and bowser's place
luigi( looking at the charred remains of their stand): wow
mario: we weren't expecting much of you
geezerdorf: you should expect more of me, and stop with the "geezerdorf" thing, it's getting old
YOU're getting old!
geezerdorf: it's not funny!
YOU're not funny
geezerdorf: it's just a bad excuse of a joke!
YOU're a bad excuse of a joke, wait, that didn't sound right
geezerdorf: I guess I'll just get used to it...
you better! I'll use this for the rest of the story! MWAHAHAHAHHAHA
luigi: is now the time for one of your evil moments?
oh. hehe, whoops
geezerdorf: as I was saying, you should expect more from me!
mario: we did
luigi: remember when we left him in charge of dinner, and he burned our salad?
mario: or when we we told him to mow the lawn, and instead, he used it to shave wolf?
luigi:or when we told him to clear the table after dinner, and somehow, he made the table explode?
mario: yea, how did THAT happen?
luigi: anyhoo, how do your customers like your product
bowser: they LOOOOOVE-oof
geezerdorf elbows bowser in the stomach
I am going to abbreviate geezerdorf's name from now on
geezer: they hated it, and ... oh, nice abbreviation
thanks
geezer: i was sarcastic
I knew that.
mario: how much money have you earned
bowser: we had five bucks, but that blew up, then we found a 10 dollar bill, but I accidentally ate it
mario: accidentaly ate it, I do not want to know how you accidentally eat something
luigi: c'mon, let's move on.
luigi: so, ness, how's buisness?
ness: pretty good! not like kirby and meta knight over there, but still not bad.
mario: so, what exactly IS your product?
ness: they are cool yoyos. when you use it, they flash and the designs on the sides look like they are moving! let me demonstrate
ness grabs a random yoyo and then starts, you know, what you do with a yoyo, I don't know what you call it, yoyoing? sure. he starts yoyoing
mario: whoa, cool!
on the side, it looks bowser is getting smacked with a hammer
luigi: what other ones do you have?
ness: oh, we have this one, ganondorf being mauled by a dog, dedede with bombs falling on his head, and wario being punched by a pro wrestler
mario: how are they selling
ness: great! the dedede one is the biggest hit
luigi: what is your total?
lucas comes up holding the cash register
luigi: nice! good job!
mario: and moving on
mario: now, to snake and samus
luigi: oh boy
mario: hey, we have some questions
snake: what is it
luigi:hey, man what's your problem?
samus: that's one of your questions?
luigi: no, but you look like something is bothering you
snake:it's yoshi and ROB! THey get ALL the customers! no one wants to buy candy from US when their HUGE candy store is right down the road!
samus: calm down snakey!
snake: CALM DOWN! YOU CALM DOWN! THEY GET EVERYTHING AND WE GET NOTHING AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!
samus: snake, are you all right?
snake: sorry, it's just that we've had about 6 customers, and they get about 999999999 each day!
mario: that sort of answers question 1,
snake: what was question 1?
luigi: how do they like your product
snake pulls out a pistol and starts advancing on luigi, who is now scared out of his wits
snake: oh, they like it. they just don't try it with that huge store out there
luigi: o-okay,...I-i und-derst-tand
snake: good
mario: so, how much money have you earned?
samus: about ~~~~ dollars
I put in squigglies because I am saving the amounts earned for the end.
mario: okay, bye!
luigi: finally we're out of there! snake was really scaring me there!
snake: I can still here you!!!!!
luigi: gulp
TO BE CONTINUED
just a reminder, these are not the final reviews, these are the halfway reviews.
