Vacation Day part 2: LOST
Xiaoyu: Jin, I'm so hungry!
Jin: Don't worry Xiao, we'll have something to eat.
Xiaoyu: Like where?! There's nothing around here besides the trees!
On to the research team [Jun, Kazuya, Heihachi, Asuka, Lars, Lili, Alisa, Bruce, Anna, Nina, Lee and Baek]
Jun: JIIIIIIIIIIIIN! WHERE ARE YOU!
Lili: Oh my feet are killing me!
Asuka: Who ever asks you to wear high heels at these cases? This is the forest idiot!
Nina: Same as here [points at Anna]
Anna: Hey, they used my slippers to slap those drunk men, especially Baek and Hwoarang!
Baek: Hey I wasn't drank! Hwoarang and Steve were!
Lars: Alisa, can you tell us where we are now?
Alisa: We are 5km away from the resort, Lars.
Lee: [still holding that big darn camera] Damn, the camera suddenly feels heavy!
Heihachi: *shooks head* I wonder where your stupidiness came from.
Kazuya: Is that a question? 'Cause I already knew the answer. –Smirks at Heihachi-
Heihachi: Well at least I know you're more stupid than me, SON!
Kazuya: Why you! *begins to tackle Heihachi*
Bruce: Oh great. Anybody wants to be their referee?
Lee: Nah doesn't matter! [Filming Kazuya and Heihachi], this is a great shot! [points camera at the Williams] isn't that right?
Anna: Seriously Lee, I'll destroy that camera of yours!
Lee: No way! This costs the whole G-corps stockho- *stops talking, covers his mouth*
Kazuya: What …did …you …just …said? [clenching his fists] You wasted the company's money for that camera? I'll sue you!
Heihachi: [laughing hysterically]
Jun: Hey! All of you! Didn't I tell you to find my son! What are you doing?!
Alisa: Oh right! If Jin Kazama hasn't been found yet, who will run the Zaibatsu?
[Kazuya and Heihachi, lightbulb]
Kazuya: Honey, I think it's late. Maybe we could find OUR son first thing in the morning.
Heihachi: I think, it's time for me to drink my medicine!
Jun: FORGET IT! [turns to Unknown] If you two keep slacking about your BIG BAD plans against my son, I'll swear I'll rip you two apart!
Kazuya: But honey!
Lili: I'm definitely sure that Jun wrote the letters.
Asuka: Shut up, Lili.
At the Middle of the FOREST
Xiaoyu: Jin?
Jin: Yah?
Xiaoyu: Since when did you thought you fell in-love with me?
Jin: *thinks deeply* Since ….Highschool?
Xiaoyu: Oh …and you never got a chance to tell me until Tekken 6 huh?
Jin: Hey! I wasn't the one writing the Tekken story!
Xiaoyu: I'm hungry … *stomach growls*
Jin: Wait, I think I have something here. *examines his pocket, sees a bag of medicine*
Xiaoyu: *jerk look* Are those …
Jin: Probably is …my grandfather's medicine.
Xiaoyu: SO …we'll eat it? *stares at Jin*
Jin: Nah. I don't want to end up like my grandfather anyway.
Xiaoyu: I'm really hungry! Hope that there's a Marshall Noodles here at the forest.
Jin: I wonder how the others are doing ….
Xiaoyu: I'm more worried about Hwoarang … O.o"
Back at the RESORT
Hwoarang: *to Jaycee* Feed me, tyrant!
Jaycee: Hey, don't boss around me!
Hwoarang: I'm your king! You should serve me!
Jaycee: Like who the hell would like to serve you, bloody talon!?
Hwoarang: I said feed me, you insolent masked lady!
Jaycee: *gasps* How dare you! [begins to tackle Hwoarang, they rolled over the sand]
Paul: Now this is what I call a GREAT fight! *drank his beer*
Miguel: Go Jaycee! Go! *swaying pompoms, which Bryan very annoying*
Bryan: Miguel, since when did you became a cheerleader?
Armor King: I've been waiting to see some of this kind of fight …
(Hwoarang and Jaycee were rolling at the sand, kicking, punching, throwing themselves to the sea, and throwing sands on each other's faces)
Leo: What are they thinking? Snow ball fight?
Kunimitsu: Kids, they just can't get enough …
Zafina: It feels so good to do so many things when you're young. *sniffs*
Leo: Why? How old are you anyway?
Zafina: Don't you bloody ask me!
Steve: *his head lying at the bar station, groaning holding his head* Mommy?
Paul: Oh, your mom's not here Stevie. She is out there finding Jin Kazama and Ling XaYu.
Marshall: *slaps head* It's Ling Xiaoyu to you, moron.
Angel: May those two be forgiven … *stares at Hwoarang and Jaycee fighting*
Lei: So, nobody dares to stop them?
(everyone left the table, moaning their disagreement, until Julia appeared with an injection on her hand)
Julia: I'll take care of them …
Marshall: Uh-oh …
Miguel: I think …that'll be too much for them to handle Julia ..
Julia: Oh really? *took a baseball bat* What about this?
Miguel: *went sweating in nervousness*
Christie: Oh dear, she really is serious about this.
Miguel: She's a killer than Nina!
Eddy: I can't afford to watch! *hides behind Christie*
Leo: W-Wait, she's going to …HIT them with that?!
Paul: Oh that crazy woman!
: *suddenly appears* Now you see why I called her like that at her Tekken 4 ending?
Eddy: What the hell? Where did you come from?
Kunimitsu: Oh no! Somebody has to stop Julia!
Julia: *starts to laugh crazily, then ran so fast towards the fighting Hwoarang and Jaycee*
Leo: OH NO! STEVE!
Steve: *Lying at the bar station, sleeping, moaning his mommy* Mommy ….
Leo: *rolls eye* For a 22 year old, grow up!
Christie: Well, he didn't get a chance to be with his mom until 20.
Armor King: *chases Julia, but hits him with a bat.*
Angel: I'll take care of this. *flew towards Julia*
(everyone was panicking, except for Marshall and Paul, drinking their beers)
Paul: I want to see how these things will turn out.
Back at the Forest
Asuka: OOOhhh , auntie, I'm so tired, and so hungry!
Lili: No wonder you're fat.
Asuka: *kicks her butt* you were saying?!
Kazuya: *pretending to be a good man at Jun* Honey, I think we better do this tomorrow morning. It's getting late. The kids are tired …. *looks at Lars*
Lars: I told you I'm not a kid anymore!
Lee: Now look what you have done Kazuya, you made our little brother angry!
Kazuya: I'm still not done to you, Lee!
Lee: :(
Jun: *sighs* I guess you're right. Maybe we should - *suddenly, bushes rustle* What was that?
Bruce: Oh no! Could it be a tiger!?
Baek: The only tiger I know is Simba and Armor King.
Bruce: Stupid! Simba is not a tiger! He's a jaguar!
Heihachi: *head slap* Both of you are more stupid than my son.
(the rustling disappeared then Jin and Xiaoyu suddenly pops out)
Jun: MY SON! [hugs Jin tightly, making him struggle for air]
Lars: Aww, isn't this a lovely scene?
Xiaoyu: GUYS! *crying, hugs Alisa, Lili and Asuka together* You don't know how scared I was back there!
Asuka: Don't worry! I know my cousin wouldn't do anything to you.
Jin: Huh?
Xiaoyu: What are you talking about?
Lili: Oh! Asuka was just wondering if you and Jin had- *Asuka took Lee's camera and threw it at Lili's face*
Lee: MY ….CAMERA!
Kazuya: Hmpf serves you right! After wasting my money for that junk!
Alisa: This means, the Zaibatsu is back again!
(Kazuya and Heihachi, dropped their heads in frustration, a black aura filled them)
Heihachi: I …thought …I was …going to retrieve the Zaibatsu.
Jin: Shut it, old man. Enjoy your retirement instead.
Bruce: How did you find us?
Xiaoyu: Well, Jin and I were walking when suddenly, we heard somebody arguing about Simba's real animal race.
Jin: Yeah, and they thought Simba was a jaguar and a tiger.
(Baek and Bruce went silent)
Jun: Enough of this! Let's go back now! We are going to celebrate!
Back at the RESORT, everyone was celebrating, except for Kazuya, Lee and Heihachi
Heihachi: *fastly drank up his vodka* I can't believe my chance of retrieving the Zaibatsu faded away.
Kazuya: And I thought Lars wouldn't be at this party!
Lee: RIIGHT! *raising his mug!*
Heihachi: What makes you think like that, sons?
Lee: look at Lars, he's way too attractive than us! He's young, he doesn't look like he's going 30, and-
Kazuya: ..he doesn't have scars, he dranks roughly, has a cute android girlfriend,he doesn't have an annoying son YET and-
Heihachi: Oh stop whining about your jealousy about your brother! Be proud for your brother!
Kazuya: And since when did you think about being proud about someone?!
Lee: Yeah, and you're on your retirement.
Kazuya: You're old.
Heihachi: Now I know what my sons have adopted from me. *sighs*
Leo: This is going to be the last time I'm going to wear a bikini!
Christie: Aw, but you're so cute!
Armor King: Leo is now Eleonore!
Anna: I need a new pair of slippers …
Angel: I wonder how it feels like to walk.
Nina: Since when did you even think about walking? You were flying the whole time!
The vacation ended weird. Hwoarang didn't remember his self to be the King of the Fire. There was a bikini contest and surprisingly, Leo won. At fast eating contest, Asuka won first prize. Jin and Hwoarang tied at the motorboat racing, for which Hwoarang asked for a rematch ….again. The boat traveled for hours, and like as we know it, Kazuya keep on barfing …eew.
Hwoarang: Kazama! I challenge you to another motorboat racing!
Jin: *groans, shook his head* Shut up. Vacation's already over!
Lili: Oh Hwoa! (heart eyes) I always have faith that you'll beat up Kazama through anything!
Xiaoyu: Oi! *hands on her waist* Like that will happen!
(Lili and Xiaoyu began to argue about their boy's achievement, leaving Jin and Hwoarang watching them)
Yoshimitsu: Looks like everything is back to normal
Kunimitsu:*weird look* since when did everything became normal to you?
Yoshimitsu: (looks around, observing everybody)
Kazuya: Oh, I think I'm going to throw up again.
Lee: *sniffs* Wish my camera was here to film Kazuya's barfing time.
Nina: Eeww Lee, I wonder what my sister ever saw in you.
Anna: Hey! Shut up you witch!
Nina: Make me!
(Anna begins to tackle Nina)
Paul: Nothing is better than the Williams' fight.
Marshall: Yes yes yes …
Armor King: *to Jack-6* So, you had a chance to swim by the shore?
Jack-6: You …try …insult ….Jack?
Armor King: N-No! I was just asking!
Christie: Eddy! *hugs Eddy by the arm*
Eddy: Oh please …
Angel: *to Jinrei* I have to tell this to you but, your grand daughter is kind of feisty.
Jinrei: I don't even know what I did to make her that!
Xiaoyu: Jin had beaten up Hwoarang many times! He even destroyed his bike!
Lili: Hey! Jin didn't do that! Devil Jin did!
D-Jin: Right.
Jin: What the?! Why are you …. You're not inside of me?!
D-Jin: Stupid fool. I'm also a character of Tekken, bustard. Even if the story says I'm your Gene, there is still a fact that I'm just another person, so wake up!
Hwoarang: So …what about Devil Kazuya?
D-Jin: Him? He's already Kazuya. Look at him, he's barfing right there.
(Kazuya barfs at the sea)
Jin/Hwoarang/Lili/Xiaoyu/D-Jin: EEEEwwww
Yoshimitsu: (thinks deeply, then turns to Kunimitsu) This is normal. (then medidates)
Kunimitsu: Ohhh .. don't tell me you're one of them already …
