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Chapter 6: Tiffanies Secret? Dinner with the Introvert.
Shopping Mall 12:09 pm
Audrey sat on the bench outside of Victoria's Secret sipping on a smoothie. She kept her eyes trained on the drink rather than the store in front of her, she would never admit this but the lacey attires and see through cloth made her blush. She wasn't as experienced as she said she was. In fact, the most risqué piece of clothing she owned was a pair of red panties, not lace just red panties with a matching bra. Nevertheless, that didn't stop Kyu from promising to buy her some sexy clothes. Despite her quirks and how open she is about sex, if she was going to trust anybody with sexy clothes, Audrey would trust the nympho.
After an hour Kyu, in her brunette human disguise, happily left the store carrying several bright pink bags that read "Victoria's Secret" to everyone, but to Audrey it read "Pervert". Kyu placed the bags at Audrey's feet. Audrey placed the smoothie down.
"Y'know, a couple shots of rum and this would be a damn good daquiri." Audrey noted.
"You're not cutting back on drinking? Didn't you tell the cheerleader that you were?" Kyu enquired.
"Fuck no! I'm just playing a part. Like hell I'm gonna cut back on drinking… I'll just drink enough to get a buzz going." Audrey explained wagging her finger.
She heard Kyu making a hiccup noise and looked up to realize the fairy was crying. The mega bitch raised an eyebrow. Did she somehow insult Kyu, or did the fairy have the wrong idea about her, cuz her shower analysis seemed spot on? But this could be a chance to get rid of her.
"What? Do you really think I'm some goody two shoes? Sorry, but I'm a mega bitch. Guess you better go bug someone else." Audrey scoffed.
"No, I'm just so proud." Kyu replied wiping tears from her eyes.
Audrey stared at the weeping girl. In retrospect lying to better her chances of sleeping with a girl was probably something Kyu would've taught her. Kyu leapt into Audrey's arms hugging and nuzzling Audrey. The red head squeaked as Kyu snuggled her on the mall bench. Audrey reeled back her arm to punch the love fairy when she heard:
"Audrey?"
She blinked and looked up to see Tiffany and Nikki standing at the front of the store. Audrey shoved Kyu onto the ground where she landed on all the bags. Audrey forced a smile, which came off as killer clown instead of cheerful girl.
"Hey girls." She replied.
Tiffany and Nikki approached her as Kyu got off the floor. They noticed the bags and the pink see through panties mixed into Kyu's brown hair.
"So, you guys are buying some lingerie too?" Tiffany asked a bit surprised.
While she looked cheerful that small twinge of pain was back, but this time it was sharp enough for Tiffany to notice it. They'd just met and already Kyu and Audrey were buying lingerie together? It took Tiffany two months before she and Nikki were comfortable to buy stuff together, and even longer to buy lingerie.
"Yeah, I have a hot date tonight and I feel like gettin' frisky," Kyu jumped in "and I thought Audrey might have some good suggestions."
Audrey stood up.
"Y-yeah! I mean These aren't all mine." Audrey assured.
Nikki picked up the panties off Kyu's head and inspected them. She then looked through the bags until she could match them with a bra.
"If this isn't yours then why is there a B-cup bra in this bag?" Nikki asked.
Audrey ripped the bag away. She turned her head.
"Okay so that bag is mine, but the rest is Kyu's." Audrey replied.
Audrey gathered up all the bags.
"Anyways we should get back and pick out what you'll wear tonight." Audrey said grabbing Kyu's wrist. She pulled the love fairy away. Tiffany felt that twinge grow slightly bigger seeing Audrey grab Kyu's wrist. She then looked at Nikki.
"Well, let's go in." She offered.
Nikki nodded. The two girls entered the store.
Audrey stopped when they arrived at a fountain, believing they were far enough away. She breathed a sigh of relief and placed the bags down.
"I think we fooled 'em." Audrey stated.
"Looks like it." Kyu agreed pulling her hand back.
Audrey looked around and frowned, her smoothie was back at the bench. The red head plops down on the ridge of the fountain with an exasperated sigh. She twirled one of her scarlet locks while glancing at her reflection in the clear pool, several types of change scattered throughout her mirror image.
The water ripples as the pennies scatter throughout the fountain. Audrey giggles happily as a woman approaches her from behind. She wore an expensive, yet fashionable dress with lavish jewelry ornamenting her visage.
"Audrey? Did you throw all those pennies into the fountain?"
"I'm sorry mommy, but I had a really big wish to make!"
"A big wish? What was it?"
Audrey grinned widely and exclaimed: "I wanna be with mommy forever!"
The woman was shocked before she giggled and pulled her daughter into a hug.
"Well, I'm sure that wish will come true~"
A sharp pain belted Audrey as she took a shaky breath. She promised she wouldn't cry, she told herself she would be strong. She blinked away the forming tears and shook her head, ridding her of the painful memory. The scarlet haired girl looked at her fairy friend who was checking the bags, making sure all their garments were with them.
"Well looks like we have everything." Kyu said, double checking.
"Gawd, why do I have to wear this stuff anyway?" Audrey griped.
"Hey, am I the love fairy, or are you?" Kyu retorted.
Audrey grumbled. Kyu glanced to the side and wrinkled her brow. She tapped Audrey's shoulder and pointed across the mall.
"Hey, isn't that the cheerleader over there?" Kyu quizzed.
Audrey followed the fairy's forefinger and saw the unmistakable blonde walking in the opposite direction of the store from earlier. Audrey's cherry eyes follow Tiffany down the corridor.
"Where is she going?" Audrey wondered aloud.
She darted after her with Kyu following behind, hauling the bags along with her. The two trailed the fair-haired college student before She finally stopped. Her stalkers hid behind a pillar as Tiffany looked around before entering the establishment to her left. Once it was safe Audrey and Kyu shifted to the front of the store where the golden-haired girl stood not one minute ago.
Audrey's jaw dropped as Kyu began drooling and giggling when she saw the familiar Owl eyed logo. Audrey's agape mouth cracked into a mischievous smile.
"Wow, who would've thought that seraphic girl would be working at Hooters?" Kyu mused.
Hooters 12:17 pm
The two girls sat at their table, both faces buried in their own menus. Every time a waitress passed by though, a pair of ruby and a pair of lime colored eyes began to wander, following the tight bright orange clad butts. Kyu began to drool, while Audrey licked her lips. Then she spotted a familiar pig tailed blonde heading toward them.
"Here she comes." The scarlet dressed girl snickered.
They returned their faces to the menus as the blonde came to a halt at their table. She put a pep in her step and bounced on the balls of her feet to make her breasts bounce, as the manager advised. She pulled out a small white pad and an orange pen.
"Hello and welcome to Hooters, where the wings are hot and so are the girls. My name is Tiffany and I'll be serving you. Can I start you off with something to drink?" She addressed.
It sounded to Audrey like her roommate had rehearsed that line. The smile she wore almost looked genuine, but Audrey knew better. This was all an act. While Tiffany was a cheerful and preppy girl, she had moments when she would hide behind a façade. She would be as plastic as a Barbie doll. And Audrey knew all the telltale signs. Her smile would tremble every five seconds, her hands would curl up into fists, and her eyes would be closed, or she would be looking down, just as she was now.
Tiffany placed her pen tip to the pad of paper ready to take their drink orders. Once she looked up though, her front shattered. Audrey and Kyu dropped the menus to the table and greeted Tiffany with complacent smirks.
"How about a glass of horse shit~" Audrey suggested.
"And some No Way frijoles~" Kyu added.
Tiffany felt a hot wash of shame and embarrassment sweep over her. She drooped her head as the two girls laughed. The cheerleader folded her arms and looked back up at them. Audrey felt a buzzing in her pocket. She pulled out the Huniebee and glanced at the screen. It had a profile for Tiffany and next to her photo Audrey saw three hearts. Audrey didn't understand, what were those hearts, and what did they mean? She'd have to ask Kyu about this, once Tiffany was gone.
"Hey what are you even doing here cheerleader? I thought you and Nikki were going underwear shopping." Kyu probed.
Tiffany twirled one of her blonde pigtails with a frown.
"Yeah… well…" Tiffany began.
Shopping Mall 12:11 pm
Tiffany's phone beeped, and she glanced down and gasped. She turned to Nikki who was staring at her.
"Nikki, I'm so sorry. I have to get to my job." She notified.
"Now? But I need underwear." Nikki moped.
Tiffany couldn't tell if Nikki was depressed or not. She always sounded depressed, yet the bluenette's eyes did seem to show displeasure. Tiffany clasped Nikki's tiny delicate hands and offered her a compassionate smile.
"I'm sorry, we can go shopping tomorrow, or maybe after work?" She posed.
Nikki looked away blushing.
"N-no, I'm going out tonight… with someone." Nikki informed, muttering the last part.
"What? Is it a girl? Are you going on a date?" Tiffany pressed on.
Nikki didn't answer. She was still uncomfortable talking about her love life with Tiffany, it was hard enough to come out to her, and now she wanted all the details. For now, she would say it was 'just a friend' and technically it was. And no way Nikki would tell Tiffany she was going to dinner with Audrey. That was not the kind of rumor she wanted floating around.
"It's just a friend." Nikki lied.
Tiffany nodded slowly, understanding as she let go of Nikki's hands. Her phone vibrated again.
"Oh, I'm going to be late." Tiffany sighed.
"Are you going to tell Audrey about your job? I know you asked me to help but, I don't really have sex appeal… which is probably why my streams aren't that popular…"
"No way! Audrey can never know! She'd never let me live it down!"
Hooters 12:18 pm
"And then I came here." Tiffany concluded.
"So, you told Nikki, but not me?" Audrey replied "Some "best friend" you are."
"So, can I get some fries?" Kyu asked.
Tiffany sighed as she retrieved her pen and notepad. She jotted down Kyu's order for fries. The two girls ordered food and drinks from the skimpy clad college student, who felt violated by Kyu's lewd lingering leers. As Tiffany waked off Kyu gazed at her bright orange shorts, panting like a dog in heat.
Audrey balled up a napkin and tossed it at the back of Kyu's head. The faux brunette's head turned back to Audrey. She gestured for Kyu to stop ogling her friends butt. The nymphomaniac huffed and begrudgingly sat down facing Audrey. Audrey leaned across the table. She showed Kyu the screen.
"I gotta ask you something, what do these hearts on Tiff's profile mean?"
Kyu's curiosity piqued as she stared intently at Tiffany's profile.
"Hearts signify the relationship level. One heart is acquaintance, two hearts are friends, three hearts are close friends or boyfriends and girlfriends, four hearts are lovers or fwb's and five hearts are couples."
Audrey leaned back in her booth, folding her arms. She drummed her fingers assessing the situation.
"So, either we're still best friends, or she already thinks of me as a girlfriend. Probably the former as she didn't seem too affected by the teddy bear. Which means this'll be harder than I thought." Audrey grumbles.
After a quick lunch, and some more jokes at Tiffany's expense, the two left the restaurant. Audrey plopped down on a bench. She sighed and looked up at the ceiling. Audrey tapped the sole of her heel against the floor as she twirled her hair. She'd have to do some major calculations to is she wanted to get with Tiffany.
Suddenly her Huniebee began to vibrate. It startled her, causing a cute squeak to escape her lips. She pulled the phone out and found it had detected another "Hunie". The arrow pointed to her left. Audrey turned and found herself staring at two shirts. One was a red sweater and the other was a leopard print top. She craned her neck up and saw two women staring down at her.
Audrey mentally cursed. She knew the busty Asian women in the scarlet sweatshirt and black skirt. Her jet-black hair was fashioned into a ponytail, and her eyes were staring down at Audrey through her glasses, and a knowing smirk plastered on her face. Her name was Aiko Yumi, and she was Audrey's professor, and her academic advisor.
Next to her stood a slightly older woman in leopard print clothing. She was what Audrey, and others, would call a "cougar." She had long bleach blonde hair that fell down her back, like a cascade of gold. Her eyes sparkled with sapphire allure, and her ruby lips formed a saucy smirk. Her bronzed skin was obviously spray tanned, yet that wasn't what caught Audrey's eyes, but rather the artificially browned breasts almost popping out of the woman's low-cut top. She'd always said, 'boobs aren't everything' but she was secretly jealous of Tiffanies modest, C-cups and Nikki's borderline D's, while all she had was a pair of perky firm B's. Back to the woman, her long slender legs were fit into cut off jean shorts, and lead into a pair of black converses and white ankle socks. They both carried leather black purses slung over their shoulders.
"Well look who it is. Haven't seen you for a while Audrey. Are your stomach pains feeling any better?" Aiko asked.
"S-stomach pains?" Audrey squeaked.
"Mhmmmm, Tiffany said that you went pretty hard at Lusties a few nights ago. Apparently, you had some bar food that didn't agree with you."
The tanned woman glanced at Aiko for a moment when she mentioned "Tiffany". Her eyes quickly snapped back to Audrey. She internally cursed her best friend, her excuse was not the most flattering. But it was out there now, so she compelled a smile to her professor.
"Oh yeah. I'm feeling much better thank you." She lied.
"Audrey~" Aiko purred.
"Hm?"
"Tiffany actually said you had a dentist's appointment." Aiko revealed.
Audrey froze. She hated Aiko. She hated her tittering friend. She hated Tiffany for not telling her the cover up story she used. But most of all, she hated Kyu who was having a good invisible cackle. Aiko reached into her shirt and pulled a slip of paper out from betwixt her bosoms. She handed it to Audrey before strutting off. The blonde offered Audrey a wave before following her Asian friend. Audrey looked at the paper and made a distasteful groan It was her progress report. She had a D. The fashionable girl leaned back on the bench.
"Gawd, what I wouldn't give for a smoke right now." Audrey carped.
She wasn't an avid tobacco smoker, despite what she told others she smoked weed more often. But in social situations she'd accept a drag because she thought it made her look classy, mature, cool. Now, she just needed to burn the stress away. Of course, a shot of whiskey or puff of Mary-Jane would work just as well.
"Hey C'mon we gotta get you ready!" Kyu nagged.
Audrey turned to her. She tilted her head.
"Ready?"
"For your date!"
Audrey smacked her face. She forgot she was going to dinner with Nikki.
"Shit, I gotta go on a date with Nikki." She grumbled.
"Whatsamatter? I thought you and she were friends." Kyu stated.
Audrey nodded. True, they were friends, but the two had no similar interests. Not any that Audrey knew of. Was Nikki even into girls? And why should Audrey care? If she was looking for a girlfriend she'd rather date Tiffany, or someone close to Tiffany. She got up and sighed. Though she didn't want to, she already made the plans.
Vinnie's Restaurant 7:45 pm
Audrey and Nikki finally were seated. Nikki had her blue hair tied into a pony tail rather than her usual bed head bowl cut combo. Before Audrey picked her up Nikki had showered and shampooed and conditioned her hair, a lingering scent of coconuts wafted off her light blue locks. The bluenette had a black jacket over a blue shirt and black short shorts. Instead of her usual grey sneakers she wore black heels and white ankle socks.
Audrey wore a blue sleeveless dress with white straps and sides. The skirt of the dress was white with blue frills. Audrey had a blue shirt collar around her neck with a white ribbon. She wore white anklets and black slip on shoes. The two had been at the restaurant for at least an hour before seated. Audrey sipped her glass of water, she needed something to hold her over, as Nikki grabbed a menu. She scanned it quickly as Audrey peeked at the hearts on her friend's profile. Four. She almost choked on her water. Why was she at four hearts with Nikki? She hadn't done anything yet.
"All these dishes sound gross. Can we skip to the dessert menu?" Nikki asked after crinkling her nose at the menu.
She noticed the look of disbelief on Audrey's face and tilted her head to the side in confusion. "Are you okay?"
The mega bitch blinked, breaking out of her thoughts. She forced a smile and waved her hand dismissively.
"What? Yeah I'm fine!" Audrey assured.
Nikki kept her eyes trained on Audrey, watching for anymore strange behavior. Audrey didn't move as her friend's electric blue eyes stayed glued to her. Thankfully the waitress approached. Audrey was saved. She reached for her water to take another sip, Nikki's gaze was making her nervous, drying out Audrey's throat.
"Hello, my name's Erin, I'll be you waitress~"
Audrey choked on her water again and looked up at the familiar sounding waitress. She cursed the sky. it was Kyu, again. She had black hair this time, and it was longer, but those green eyes were all Audrey needed to verify the fairy. Even if she had a pair of glasses on, Audrey could pick her out of a crowd solely on those verdant eyes that glimmered with lustful mischief. Nikki didn't seem to notice the striking resemblance the waitress shared with their new friend, but she was looking at the menu most of the time. As Nikki was distracted Audrey looked at "Erin". She lifted her glasses and winked at Audrey. Audrey placed her face in her palms.
"Can I get you two anything to drink?" She asked.
"Yeah, can I get a pepsi?" Nikki requested.
"Sure thing hon. And you?"
"Wine. Red wine." Audrey grumped.
"Of course." Nikki huffs.
"Erin" writes some notes down on her pad and heads off towards the kitchen. Audrey clenches her fists. Was this going to be a common thing? Was Kyu going to tag along on all her dates? She got up from the table. Nikki looked up from the menu.
"Where are you going?'
"Bathroom."
Audrey stormed off and gabs "Erin" by the hair, dragging her into the bathroom. As the two enter the lavatory Audrey checks under the stalls to make sure they were alone. Once she was sure they were all empty Audrey snaps back to "Erin" who was fidgeting and blushing like a school girl.
"No, here? I'm not ready." She whimpered, slowly undoing her top.
"Shut up! What the fuck are you doing here!? And stop stripping!"
"Erin" looked up with her shirt fully unbuttoned. Audrey stared at her angrily. Finally, the waitress began to rebutton her shirt and sighed.
"I'm here to help you out with your date." She declared.
"I don't need your help! Beat it!" Audrey growled.
"Oh please! You need me like Jupiter needs a mountain of trojans." "Erin" replied.
Audrey stared blankly at her.
"The condoms, not the people of Troy." She clarified
"Look I can handle this! I've known Nikki since I was eight!"
"Which is why you need my help! You're trapped in the friendzone!" Kyu stated.
"If that was true, why do I have four hearts with Nikki?" Audrey demanded, shoving the huniebee in Kyu's face.
"She views you as more than a friend, but you have to take the leap!" Kyu explained, as if it were obvious.
Audrey folded her arms, believing Kyu was contradicting herself.
"Look, all you need to do is ask her questions about herself and keep your attention on her. Make eye contact and smile." Kyu instructed.
She left the restroom.
"Alright, can you hear me?" Kyu asked the voice through the earpiece that Audrey received.
"This is stupid." Audrey declared.
Audrey sat down to find their drinks had arrived. Nikki was still looking through her menu. Audrey took her glass and began to swivel the maroon liquid to open it up. Audrey took a sip of the wine before placing the glass down. She grabbed the menu and looked everything over, but nothing appealed to her, except the pizza maybe. She looked up at Nikki who had finally placed her menu down.
"Well, I guess I can settle for the spaghetti. But I'm definitely getting the cookie dough gelato afterwards." She vowed.
Audrey nodded placing her menu down.
"Ask her something. Don't forget to make eye contact!" Kyu ordered.
"So… how's the virginity going?" Audrey asked.
Nikki looked back at her stoically. She looked from side to side before craning her eyebrows upwards.
"Fine?" Nikki gauchely replied.
Audrey chuckled nervously and made sure to maintain eye contact, to an uncomfortable degree. Nikki sipped her pepsi, staring back at Audrey's back at Audrey's freakshow smile and unwavering ruby orbs. Nikki pulled her lips away from her straw and began stirring her soda slowly.
"What the hell was that? Ask her something more personal and important!" Kyu bade.
"How's your period?" Audrey offered.
Nikki slowed her stirring to a halt and observed her friend. Her mouth said nothing but the bluenettes eyes said "Seriously?!"
"The fuck kinda question is that?" Kyu barked.
Audrey and Nikki veered away from the others face, Nikki blushing immensely and Audrey checking the hearts. She still had four hearts with Nikki, but even so she glanced at her old friend and saw a trio of broken hearts pop.
"Fuckin' great." Audrey muttered.
Hey! I'm back with some more Huniepoppin' action. It's been a while since I updated... and I had some computer troubles, and I'm graduating and such so been super busy. ANd now the latest chapter of Audrey pop is up! I wanna thank all you guys because it's you who drives me to keep doing this. Anways, you know the drill. 3 reviews means a new chapter! Please R&R.
And check out my other Huniepop stories: "Tiffanies Epilogue" and "The Huniepop Effect"
