A/N: "Flu season beats 'kidney stone season' any day," my friend, Milo. Ya well I don't get kidney stones so shut it buddy! Most of you are in that same boat as me on the Barricade/Mikaela pairing. It's a resounding "meh". And I agree. Sorry to those who wanted it! He's just such a pessimistic loner, I don't think he'll ever be happy. Which is good, because then Bee can poke fun at him some more!
So I was a freak and watched the movie like 300 times and boy do you miss a lot when you see it in theatres. Like apparently Sam got his "cherry popped"? Ugh, I really do hate that saying, it grosses me out :/ What do you guys think? The way he and Mikaela were acting around each other in the movie...I just don't get the "we did it" vibe. Dude could barely say "I love you" and he kept ditching her for Bee, which I laughed at by the way. REGARDLESS those two have not "done it" in my story, so there! And I got to see my Megatron :3 So I'm all fangirled out. But I forgot about the ASS OF DOOM D:
Sam Witwicky: Project Anomaly
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the original characters or storyline regarding the Transformers universe both comic/television and movie (2007/2009). They are copy written to Hasbro, DreamWorks, and Paramount Pictures. I am just a twisted individual with spare time on her hands creating a warped version of the franchise.
General Warnings: Language, graphic violence, torture, possible rape, explicit sexual situations between robotic and non-robotic life forms, and of course; Sam's neurotic behaviour.
Warnings for this chapter: Language.
"Normal Speech"
'Internal Thought'
"Cybertronian"
"-Radio Transmission-"
Chapter Seven: Busted
In which tensions flare and the games begin.
Starscream surveyed the ground below and his perpetual sneer worsened. This planet really was one giant dirt clog. It was weak, even from the smallest microscopic organism. It was nothing like their former glorious home. Towering peaks of twisting metal and molten alloy decorating the landscape, the smell of minerals and energon. He spat.
"STARSCREAM!"
The flyer moaned. 'What now?' The smaller Cybertronian flinched as his master landed heavily beside him on the building, growling menacingly. "Yes, Lord Megatron?"
"I have a job for you," Megatron purred, tapping his claws on the scout's metal cranium. "We need to begin our assault. Time is short and we need the Allspark at our disposal."
"Of course, Master," the jet agreed, cringing as the sharp talons continued to toy with his alloy.
"Find the Autobots and that disgusting Prime and give them this." The Decepticon leader detached his finger's joint, a slim transmitter telescoping out and inserting itself into a receptor on the subordinate's head.
Starscream flinched as the file downloaded into his central processor. "Is that all, Master?"
"No..." Megatron leered. "Do what you do best, Starscream. Divide them, confuse them...tear them apart!"
"Don't tell me to calm down!" Ironhide snapped. "We've got two comrades stranded with a kid who's lighting up this rock heap like an energon rift. They could be locked down or have their circuits fried so don't tell me to calm down!"
Optimus sighed bitterly. This was not going well. His medic and weapons specialist had been arguing for the last half hour and it was beginning to wear everyone out. They were only an hour away from Bumblebee's and Arcee's signal, couldn't this wait?
"I hardly think that the boy would intentionally harm his friends, 'Hide," Ratchet sniffed.
"That's just it! 'Intentionally'. You think that kid knows what he's doing? YOU don't even know what he's doing, oh wise one!"
Will groaned as the shrill language continued. It was like listening to nails on a chalkboard and it had been going on for far too long. Epps had given up hope after his IPod had died, and was now banging his head on the Topkick's passenger window.
"Stooooop!" Will cried pathetically. "Or at least talk in English!"
"This moron isn't concerned about our friends!" Ironhide growled. "He's in his own sunshine world thinking they're having a picnic in a meadow!"
" I didn't say that!" Ratchet shouted.
"Jeez, you two think you could..." Will stopped as he suddenly felt a prickling at the back of his neck. No sooner had the sensation started, when Ironhide slammed on his brakes and slid into a 360 turn. The other Autobots did the same, hastily opening their doors to allow the soldiers out. Once clear, they transformed and eyed the sky vehemently.
Traffic skidded to a halt, vehicles crashing into each other and running off the highway. People opened their doors and screamed in terror. The N.E.S.T. team immediately began shouting orders for them to vacate, brandishing their guns for intimidation.
"There he is," Ironhide scowled, focusing on the snaking trail of white in the sky. "Optimus?"
Prime gazed at the flyer, confused. It was not like Megatron to spy so brazenly on their actions, or to refrain from combat, but the flyer was coming in and fast. The large mech stepped back as the F-22 Raptor hit the ground just feet from where he had been standing. He lowered his barrel cautiously, eyeing the slippery mech.
"What are you doing here?" he demanded.
"Careful, Prime," Starscream chuckled in their native tongue. "I don't think you want the humans hearing what I have to say."
"What makes you think I want to hear what you have to say?"
The scout grinned. "Oh I think you will, it concerns your little warrior bot and the human boy..."
Optimus froze. Surely they hadn't been captured? "What have you done with them?" he roared, his blade on the left arm, unsheathing and glowing red hot.
The flyer lowered himself instinctively. "We have done nothing! It concerns what they have done with each other."
His blade slowly withdrew and Optimus began wondering if this was a distraction. "I have complete faith in those two. They both have saved my life."
"Oh yes, the human and your subordinate are quite the pair. Close aren't they?" Starscream commented innocently.
Optimus wasn't a fool. There was nothing innocent about any Decepticon. "What are you getting at?" he growled.
"You know what I'm talking about, Prime," he leered.
"Bumblebee is the boy's guardian. It is only natural they share a bond," Ratchet argued.
"Hm, a bond that has now been sealed through interfacing?"
"WHAT?!" all the Autobots roared.
Lennox glanced worriedly at the towering mechs. This was going south fast. He didn't need to understand their echoic language to feel the anger radiating from the Autobots. Whatever the jet was saying, it was getting them riled up, and dangerous.
"Ya think it's best we fall back?" Epps commented lightly, grasping his rifle closer to his side and raising the nozzle a fraction higher.
"Yeah, I think you're right," Will coughed and nodded to his team.
"You think this has to do with the kid?" Epps asked as he moved backwards.
"Has to be, I just hope the Decepticons haven't captured him. If that's the case, this is going to get real political, real fast." Robert turned to his CO, giving him a confused look. Will reached into his vest's side pocket, pulling out his responder and opening the saved satellite feed. The message had been sent earlier that morning and Lennox had yet to make a decision regarding its contents.
The warning came from the General and the severity of the situation was what had Will on edge. The crossroads were once again staring him in the face and this time, his decision really was risking everything. He had gotten slight slaps on the wrist for his insubordination in the past, but the orders were clear cut this time. Any disobedience would be seen as high treason and punishable to the fullest extent.
An angry metallic screech roused the solder's attention and his men readied their weapons.
"That's a slagheap of a lie and you know it!" Ironhide hollered, canons glowing hot blue.
"Careful 'Hide," Ratchet murmured, but his optics were also hard with anger.
Optimus, however, was oddly still and Starscream zeroed in on the leader's pause. "What now, great leader? You know it's forbidden."
"They speak the truth, scout," Prime answered. "It is impossible for Human and Cybertronian to join. Regardless, Bumblebee knows our laws and would not break them."
"Until now," the flyer grinned.
Ratchet frowned. "The sheer mass difference between the species is proof enough, let alone the mechanical aspects and electrical discharges-"
"Ah, ah, ah medic. You forgot the boy is no longer human. His mutation is quickening and what he is becoming even my Lord Megatron does not fully comprehend. And when he is complete-" his red optics focused on Optimus's azure orbs, "-his power will destroy this world." The Decepticon stepped back, eyeing the Prime shrewdly. "I am sending you a copy of the video feed gathered by our spy. Open it or don't, it doesn't matter. You will lose this time!" Without another word, Starscream shifted forms and tore away into the sky with a blast of rushing air.
"Optimus..." Ratchet whispered.
"No, my friend," he replied. He shook his head bitterly, frustrated that such things could happen under his watch. "I need to think." The large mech lumbered off, ignoring the frightened screams and blaring horns.
The mood worsened when the twins spoke up.
"Man I don't know what the big deal is," Mudflap drawled. "You know how big a hit that would be? Chicks dig that kinky shit!"
"Oh yeah, idiot. Hunnies like bein' toe jam and gear grease," Skids retorted.
"Stupid, we could jus' lay back and let 'em suck on-"
"For the love of Primus both of you shut up!" Sideswipe shouted.
"Man, you know how many babes in thong bikinis we could get on your ass?"
"ENOUGH!" Ironhide snarled.
"Awww...someone's cranky 'cause he got stuck with fat redneck chicks," Skids mocked.
The tank of a mech charged forward, knocking the unsuspecting Ratchet to the ground. The twins scrambled out of the way as a barrage of canon fire exploded around them. Jolt and Sideswipe hastily transformed and sped out of the way as the pair ran towards them for cover.
"Aw, Skids we gonna die!" Mudflap wailed, running frantically away with his hands flailing in the air.
Ironhide took careful aim and his barrel glowed menacingly as a plasma round built. At the last possible moment, Ratchet lunged forward on the ground grabbing his friend's hydraulic ankles and yanking mightily. The weapon's specialist fell heavily to the ground.
Both Will and Robert watched the scene with wide eyes, grateful they had pulled back before hand. The few remaining motorists had long since fled when the area had erupted in fire, which was most likely a good thing since even the asphalt was glowing red from Ironhide's plasmic tirade.
"What was that for?" the Topkick glowered angrily at Ratchet. Before he could knock the medic on the head, a warning shot was fired between them. Both looked up to see a furious Optimus aiming his gun barrel in their direction.
"Enough of this!" he spat. When his comrades decided to heed his warning the weapon folded back into his armour plating and he gave another metallic sigh. Unconsciously both man and machine drew closer to him. A decision had been made.
"It's true isn't it?" Ironhide growled, standing up. "Bumblebee..."
"-Yes," Optimus confirmed gruffly. "From the footage, Sam is still prominently human and therefore the course of action is definite. "
Will cleared his throat. "Just in case you forgot, we were left out of that happy talk. Mind filling us in?"
Optimus glanced down at the Major, weighing the pros and cons. Deciding that it was unfair that only Bumblebee receive judgement from his peers seeing as both parties had willingly participated in the act... "Bumblebee and the boy Sam have been engaging in certain illicit activities."
Will's face fell.
"What?" Robert asked dumbly.
"Ya know, gettin' down. Jiggy with it!" Skids exclaimed.
"Bow chicka wow wow," Muds cackled.
Both were silenced as Optimus glared at them.
"That's what I thought it meant," Epps sighed shaking his head.
"How the hell is that even possible?" Will demanded.
"It's not," Ratchet answered gruffly. " A human would die from such an encounter. That slagheap is full of dust."
"Starscream was right, Ratchet," Optimus replied dejectedly. "This must be settled."
Sam awoke in the dim light filtering through the heavy plated glass. He blinked, wincing as his eyes stung and muscles cramped. His feet shifted and made a sliding squeak. He stopped and looked down. He was still on Bee's hood.
"Oh no, oh God," he whispered. Trying to inch his way off the sloping front end, cringing as every time he moved a squeal resounded throughout the shop. Just as he was mere inches from being free his shoelace became caught in the Camaro's grill and he fell forward.
"Oh just great!" he hissed from the floor. The top half of his body was strewn on the cold concrete floor while his legs and hips were still resting on the car. "Ow, ow, ow," he groaned wiggling his body until his bottom half slid off the hood and between the fender and the wall, Sam angrily kicked off his shoe and limped away from the immobile robot.
It had happened again! What was this? He was acting like some stupid pent up teenager. He stopped. Wait...
"I need some fresh air," he sighed. He stepped outside into the early morning. The streets were barren and there was barely a sound. Sam walked along the outside of the building, kicking the gravel as he went. He stopped when he heard someone walking towards him and quickly pressed himself against the panelled wall. This was not good. If somebody saw him like this...
Suddenly, someone was right in front of him.
"AHHHHH!"
"What the hell?" Leo screamed, falling backwards onto the ground.
Sam stopped and looked down at his friend. "What the hell are you doing?"
Leo looked at him incredulously. "I was out getting stuff, Jesus. Way to scare the color off me!"
Sam felt his stomach growl in interest. "Oh what kind of stuff?" he asked leaning down. There were several grocery bags littered around his friend's feet and he began rummaging through them.
"Hey, hey! This is for you." He threw a bag at Sam who caught it easily and opened it.
His face fell. "Clothes?"
"What? You want to go around half naked glowing like a light bulb and with your freak hand?"
"Point," Sam deadpanned. He lifted up the shirt and gawked. "This thing is like for someone weighing five hundred pounds!"
"Yeah well they didn't exactly have a 'Super Tall Alien Men's Department' in Walmart, dude," Leo quipped.
"I'm going to look like deflated balloon!"
"Better than a scraggly robot vampire zombie?"
"I'm going to kill you." Sam's stomach lurched again and growled, pulling the large shirt over his head.
"Maybe eat first, you look like you're about to keel over," Leo commented, throwing another bag his way. "You look tired too, late night?"
"Ha ha ha..." Sam replied, ripping into the food.
"Humans really are disgusting," a voice rasped from their left. Both boys turned to see Barricade leisurely rolling into the alleyway with them, dimming his headlights.
"Oh look, Chuckles is here," Sam greeted, opening a can of fruit and downing its contents.
The police cruiser's engine rumbled angrily. "You must be hungry from such a frivolous night, boy."
Sam choked and put the food down. He hastily wiped his mouth and looked at Leo. "Hey you want to wake up Mikaela. She's probably ready for some breakfast."
"Uh sure, bro." The older teen scrambled off into the shop without another word.
Sam's eyes hardened. "Okay, just what do you know?"
"I saw your despicable display last night!" the Mustang sneered. "You will both suffer for this."
"Oh and I suppose Big Bad Mr. Ford is going to do that, huh?" he scoffed. "You know what? I didn't ask for any of this and as far as I'm concerned, you were a pervert for even watching!" Sam grinned internally as he saw the Decepticon twinge with anger. He feigned shock. "You got off on it, didn't you?"
"Enough!"
"That's sick, you should really be ashamed."
"I will gladly be present when Megatron rips the very life from your body, human! This act is an abomination!" he spat.
Sam stopped, his brain sluggishly putting facts together. "Why would Megatron..."
"Because I sent him the video feed!"
"You stupid idiot I don't want that freak seeing that! Take it back!"
"He has already witnessed it, and you will know pain before you die."
"Oh shut up!" Sam shouted.
Suddenly, the garage's back door burst open as Bee charged out in his alt form. His engine roared a warning to the Decepticon and Barricade reversed slowly.
"I'll gladly be gone," he hissed and tore out of the alley in a blur of black and white.
"This is just great, Bee!" Sam hollered, waving his hands in the air. "Megatron knows what we did last night!"
Bee gave a low warble.
"Yeah, no kidding! We're screwed." He slumped to the ground as Mikaela and Leo rushed out from her father's shop.
"Bee, what the hell? This is my dad's workshop!" Mikaela shouted, pointing at the shattered door. The Camaro gave a pathetic groan and backed up closer to Sam. The boy patted the gleaming yellow car and stood up.
"'Kaela he didn't mean to. It was just me and Barricade were fighting and he came to see what the noise was about."
"No, Sam. 'Coming to see what the noise is about' would be peeking around the corner discreetly. He busted my dad's loading dock!"
"We'll fix it, woman! I'm sure your dad has duct tape in his shop!"
Mikaela threw her hands up in the air in disgust. "Men!" And with that she stomped back into the garage.
Leo looked from her and then back to his friend. "I-I'm just going to go..calm her down, yeah," he mumbled and fled after the fuming girl.
Sam sighed in frustration, clutching his head. He felt a bump against the back of his legs and looked behind him to see Bee nudging his calves. "What are we going to do about this, huh?" he asked.
"-I'll keep you my dirty little secret.-"
Sam frowned. "That isn't helping." Something was bugging him and he needed to know the answer then and there. "Besides what's obviously wrong with me and you... why is this such a big deal? 911 said it was an abomination?"
Bumblebee did not reply, but oddly began reversing away from Sam, almost as if he was afraid.
"Bee?"
"It is because it is strictly forbidden."
Sam yelped and turned around to see Optimus staring down at him with cold blue optics. The rest of the Autobots were scattered along the street as Lennox's men filed out from their cabs. Will ran over to the trio, looking hard at Sam. "You got a good reason for playing leap frog with us, kid?"
"We were sort of dodging Decepticon visits, okay?" he replied.
They all looked up as Leo and Wheelie came out of the dismantled garage door, Mikaela right behind them, wheeling Arcee in her alternate form. Optimus took one look at the comatose Ducati and frowned at Sam.
"Look, things got a little heated, okay? You see this?" Sam pulled back the baggy sleeve of his shirt to reveal his haggard arm. "THIS is what's happening to me, so do you want to explain what's going on?"
Optimus's intakes felt as if blocked. There before him was the perfect replica of a Cybertronian skeletal arm. The appendage was still growing, for there were no circuits or protective armour pieces, but the framework was there. 'Ratchet!" he called.
The medic stepped forward eagerly and crouched down, delicately taking the boy's arm in his massive hand. "Most interesting," he murmured. "This is an alloy I have never seen before, Optimus. And these lines of code are one third Cybertronian, one third archaic markings of the Allspark, and something else."
"Oh yeah, you're a regular Einstein, huh?" Skids commented from the street.
"Mr. Genius," Mudflap echoed. Without looking, Ironhide nonchalantly swung his heavy arm, knocking both small mechs to the ground.
"We need to get him back to the base quickly," Ratchet ordered. "I need to see if this can be reversed if it's not too late."
"That may be a problem," Will interjected. All looked to him questioningly and he sighed. "We've got orders to go back to Washington. NSA Galloway is back in power and he's got us by the short hairs. He wants the kid."
"Unacceptable," Ratchet answered.
"Look we don't have a choice this time," Lennox barked. "Either we're back in D.C. by 0600 hours Thursday morning or we can all watch as our faces are posted on the top most wanted." He looked up at Optimus. "General doesn't know what, but they've got something cooking for you guys too. My men and I were threatened with high treason, you guys were threatened with extermination."
"How dare they!" Ironhide snapped.
"We will go," Prime cut. "But first there is a matter to settle here." He looked to Sam and Bumblebee. "Sam, you do not know our laws and so I do not hold you responsible for this, but know that it is a grave matter."
"I won't let you hurt him," he stated, drawing closer to the Camaro.
"Normally, this would warrant for immediate deactivation, but since you are incapable of producing offspring in your current form-"
"...What?"
Optimus stared hard at the deflated yellow mech behind the boy. He already knew what would be the worst form of punishment. "You are no longer Sam's guardian."
Sam looked up in angry shock and Bee shrilled a bemoaned cry.
"What?" Sam yelled.
The Autobot leader remained firm. "You are to return to with us to Washington where we will await our orders. Mudflap and Skids will guard Sam until the authorities come to see about him."
"You can't do that!" he shouted furiously. "So what, you're just going to hand me over to the feds for experimentation, is that it? Huh?"
The glowing blue optics became solemn. "Sam, I must try and keep peaceful relations with your government, and they demand an account for our actions. Yours and mine." Optimus's eyes hardened. "However, I will not allow you to become a plaything for their scientists."
"Oh wake up, Optimus!" Sam scoffed. "The moment your back is turned I'll have so many needles up my ass that-" He paused and looked down as he felt two arms encircle his waist. Mikaela looked up at him seriously, her lips pursed. He bent down slightly and she whispered in his ear.
"Private talk, now!"
He sighed and nodded, walking after her and glaring hard at the ground for his problems. Everything about this whole situation sucked. What was making matters worse was that no one was using their heads to find a solution. "What's up?" he asked quietly when they were far enough away.
"We can always ding dong ditch, I've got a couple places that are good for laying low."
He looked at her incredulously. Apparently, this one's head was loose as well. "'Kaela that means big trouble. We'd be fugitives...again."
She gave a small smile. "I'm used to running with you. And I'm not naive enough to hope they won't stick you under a knife. I heard the General's message loud and clear."
"I'm not even sure I can hide," he whispered back. "They can probably track this weird energy crap I'm giving off. We can't hide. We've got no choice."
"Actually," she corrected, "we have three. Let them play doctor on you, run like hell forever or and I can't believe I'm saying this...we can take Starscream up on his offer."
Sam's eyes widened comically. "Yeah only there's a tiny, little, insignificant problem with that one."
Mikaela smirked. "Do tell."
"Megatron wants to play doctor on me too!" he hissed, waving his hands. "Forgot the attempted dissection, did we? O-or the broken ribs, or wormy brain bug that went up my nose and down my throa-" Sam stopped as he felt his stomach heave. Once it settled, he continued. "Yeah no thank you! I'd rather take my chances kicking a human doctor in the nuts than taking on five tons of pure psycho!"
"It's just a thought, Sam." Mikaela stopped, looking at him seriously. "We're really short on allies right now. Optimus and the Autobots are still our friends, but they have to look out for the entire world, and if everyone's safety means locking you up for a while, then they'd do it, but I'm sick of seeing you get the short end. I will look out for you Sam."
He smiled and pulled her close then, kissing her hard. She grinned and bit playfully on his bottom lip. Before the kiss became too heated, he pulled back, resting his forehead against hers. "No matter what happens, I do love you," he said.
"I know, Sam."
He stood to his full height, painfully aware of the changes once more as he gazed up at Optimus who came up beside them. "Fine, let's go."
A/N: I have to say Leo has grown on me after watching the movie again and again. I remembered him as this an annoying screamer but he did have his moments and he was there for Sam and the team a lot of the time. Oh and if anyone gets offended at that "scared the color off me" comment, sorry, but everyone says it up here and really, it's not racist so give the political correctness a break ;) LOL his taser nuts. Gets me every time...
And NO this is not going to be a Dark Sam fic or angst or any of that nonsense. There's conflict. That is all. Pff I love Optimus too much to make him an asshole. But he's a leader and he has to do what he thinks is best. So there (:
I know it's short, but the next chapter is much longer. I just really need my sleep to fight off this stupid pig disease!!!! I'm back home now from the hospital, but still not 100% better. There WILL be an update tomorrow though. I'm hoping, to vamp up my speed so I can get caught up on where the story is supposed to be. Wish me luck and chicken soup! Love you guys!
~Jenn
Review Responses:
Army of Smith- NEVER!!! Lol. Ah good! I haven't read too many other Bee/Sam stories so I've been winging it and praying that my mind is warped enough to be original :P Good to hear it's working!!
smounged1989- Whoop! Glad to hear it and to see you're enjoying the ride!
Kiruya- Haha no problem! I remember I did that too. I'd get an email saying New Chapter, and thought it was one of my stories or something and then deleted it :S Oops? Oooh VERY close on the guess. I don't know how into Transformers people are, but it is a memorable foe in the comics. This thing is super vital to what I've got planned with Sam being the Allspark and what-not. Although I'm thinking Unicron for the sequel. And thanks for the review!
Serenityhimsheppard- Glad to hear you liked it and there is plenty in store ;)
InsaneMelon- Phew lol. Oh there's going to be lots more :S Haha yeah he is so clueless and that's what makes it so much fun!
Kit Ninja- Aw thanks (: Ugh what model do you have? Oh and what kind of stories do you write??
LadyFoxfire-Yeah agreed. There might be minor pairings but nothing heavy or detailed (:
Mirarie- :D thanks! Yeah Bee's gonna get a talking to :S It looks like no M/B but I think she is a strong enough person to be alone. Although I agree she doesn't deserve it!
Illyric- Yes energon sex!!! It may be put off for a while if Mr. Stickler Optimus gets there . I think in 4-5 chapters he'll be fully transformed. Eh I have no clue. I wing each chapter LOL. And yes...yes he is XD
Minervra-18- LOL sorry!! Well this story is far from over, but I do have sequel planned for it (:
CuriousDreamWeaver- Yes Sam is going to be too busy to have angst. Oh wait..I think there's angst in the next chapter D: Damn! LOL and yes he is!!
Love Psycho- Lol glad you enjoyed it! It's super hard to write without the classic...uh "physical" aspects but I do like me a challenge!!
ryu433- D: I knoooow lol, but you should try my meds! Holy hell 0_0. YES we shall go doctor hunting!! We need to find a doctor's worst fear so we can use it against them :D Ugh I know I said 3 chapters but I ran out of steam. Oh well, another 2 on Friday (:
Lol yes Bee you did! And I know you're very pro-"don't harm humans" so you'll have to wait outside while ryu, Ironhide, and I go take care of business. I'm sure ryu will take you for a spin as thanks (:
jozs001- LMFAO oh my god! *types faster*!!!
Rubyswordsmaster- AHH HEY long time no talk huh? XD Yep we are so doing some human hunting. Mmm ewness haha. AH I'm so psyched about the car! It's all black and my friend who does detailing is going to do a paint job for me tho I can't get it to look like Barricade because "that's impersonating a police vehicle". Oh whatever!!! This may sound bad but I'm glad you're not going yet because I was thinking to myself while in bed at the hospital "shit...she said she's going in October D:" SO GOOD stay for a bit XD
demonfoofoo- Phew good. To be honest I was hoping that it would be a major 'no' because honestly I can't see that pairing happening unless Barricade is slightly OOC. SO GOOD haha. Yeah we'll just have to stay with the leg humping Tyco lol. Ok I may be having a brain damage here but I can't for the life of me remember Alexis...help me out! I'm so happy to have male readers...every one of my guy friends is like "reading is for noobs"...ugh. Good suggestion. I just like surprise sex, which isn't the same as rape, mind you :P But I shall keep that in mind! And thanks!
Invader Zyla- Of course your name is on here silly! Lol. I respond to everyone (: Oh sorry for scaring you lol, maybe you shouldn't watch District 9 then... Yeah my parents have walked in on me reading odd stories. They're like: what're you reading... Um um uhhh D: A story!! And thank you!!!
Piscaria- Oh indeed it was lame lol. But thanks! Yah I felt like writing gore that day lol. And sex :S Thanks so much (:
Dream's Abyss- Phew good to hear (: And you will definitely enjoy that movie. It may start off a little slow/weird but HOLY it gets good! I have a new favourite pairing from that movie too :S
Von- LMAO yes! I feel way more comfortable having a kid who..sadly knows A LOT about sex these days than some old granny who should be playing canasta! Ok so a kid isn't any better but STILL! XD
And yeah I am filing a malpractice. It wasn't even missing the splinter that was bad, I could forgive that, but refusing to see me when I complained of pains? Really? How uncaring IS our health care anyways? And thanks!!!
Heir to the World- LOL well as long as you're not 65 XD. Or older 0_0. Then pff I don't mind! LOL I love getting reactions from readers like yours because I do the same thing! I'll be watching TV with friends while reading a fanfic and then burst out in laughter or go WHAT!?! And then strange looks get thrown my way :S
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SnowDusk- That's the best praise I can get (: I love being original, even if it's a little weird. I'm all for expanding on ideas and such, but having the same thing over and over again gets so boring!!! And with the robot sex, it's going to be even more detailed because those two can't fully interface yet. MAN I had to do some research lol!
Cocoa Jamboree- AH thankies! :D I really want to do some artwork and post the links for you guys. No matter how good the writing is I kind of like to have some sort of visual to work with and I bet you guys would too! We shall see. LOL yes they are horn dogs, especially Bee .
Did you get your copy?!? When I went to Wal-Mart at frickin 10:30am the front display was SOLD OUT and there was a crowd around the one in entertainment so I uttered a battle cry and dove in XD Got mine! :D
Teldra- Of course my dear (:
GravityMon- Yep yep, I have NO intention of giving up on this story!
Falling Right Side-Up- LOL I love how you called it smut. MUAH! I do love me some smut. But with some sort of plot lol. Yeah...Sam ain't gonna be the dominant one in this relationship I can say that much. Sorry Shia!!!
DeltaSPARTAN003- HECK NO! Lol.
little black lamb- Why thank you (: And yes I agree. I'm majoring in toxicology so maybe it's just the aspiring doctor in me, but I have the need to explain the transformation without it being Disney glitter you know? FACTS people FACTS lol. Hopefully I'll get some artwork flowing soon, so people can get an idea what's going on in my head. Don't know if that's a good thing...
StrayValkyrie- :D thanks for your first review! And thanks so much for the praise! I feel all nice inside now lol. It's ALWAYS good to hear that I've got the characters down. I hate OOC... Yeah Barricade isn't going to be a major player. I want to keep this as ungeneric as possible. He is bitch bot. Go spy here, go do this. That kind of thing haha.
Spoon10488- LOL I forgot that line...me and my mind.
Zak's-blood13- Woo hope I can get the other half down for ya. Sigh yes..Megatron is taking a special interest in Sam ): He's my favourite character, but honestly, he's such a creeper sometimes.
Asukasoryo- YES! I'm glad I could get you interesting in this genre. I think it has so much potential and can have so many twists and turns! Glad to see you're enjoying the ride!
Reigning Fyre- LOL D: Yes Master!
Uniasus- PFF LOL. I didn't think of it that way before but yeah...that would suck wouldn't it lol.
My playlist is freaking me out 0_o It went from FOB(ew why) to Beyonce(wut tha?). OFF with YEE.
~Jenn
