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REVIEWS

BUDoH: Agreed. SILLY RABBIT! TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS!

Liss1357: Encantado. There. I'm learning Spanish. Me gusta Espanol! Um, ask MrsEDarcy. I'm not sure.

rrfanman: YES. YES HE DOES.

LeviosaLove: When I saw your username, I thought, "It's WIN-GAR-DI-UM LEV-I-O-SA, NOT WIN-GARR-DE-UM LEV-E-O-SAA. Make the GAR nice and long." LOL. THANK YOU. Yeah, the only person is Thalia. But she's a Huntress. AND I LOVE NICO. Her Royal Annoyingness, Juno, is in this chapter!

EkatAthenaWizard: OF COURSE WE WILL! Ekat? I'm a Janus. But you Ekats are pretty COOOL! X3

puzzlingnerd57: THANK YOU. What, nothing else about this story?! Naw, just kidding. YOUR REVIEW IS APPRECIATED.

Guest: THANK YOU.

sonofthetrigod: THANK YOU! Thx. Wait, someone ELSE added it?! OH MY GODS. Aw, too bad :(. Yeah, I was reading it and thinking, "Man, MrsEDarcy. Are you SURE that these people are Drew and Teddy Krueger (Octavian XD)?!" If I had written that, I would've poked fun at them.

Anonymous: WHOA. Man, Jupiter is going to KILL them! He made Minerva SWEAR that they would NOT pull anything before the wedding! Oh, well. he's not the first god to be mad lately. I thought Will would've been cooked on a spit when those pics that Hermes took went viral! Of course, Daddy was even MORE mad at Nico...eh? Oh, sorry. Zoned out.

Disclaimer: What?! Rick Riordan has BLACK hair. I have BROWN. SO I'M NOT HIM!


(Connor's POV)

On the outside, my dad's house looks like my cabin: Old, peeling, and in need of a redo.

On the inside, it's demigod heaven.

"YES!" I whooped as Yoshi slid into first place on the snowboard event.

(A/N: That's a reference to Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games, BTW. WHICH I DO NOT OWN.)

"Can you PLEASE be quiet?! You're ganja wake up your dad!" Lacy pleaded.

I snorted. "Dad slept through Hurricane Sandy. He's not waking up anytime soon."

"It's been awhile since I put him down, though."

"How long?"

"There's no clock."

"What's the point? We can't read it," I pointed out.

"You're right."

We say in silence...for about thirty seconds.

"Can you play?"

Lacy looked startled. "What?"

"Can you play video games?"

She shook her head.

"Then I'll teach you!"

"I'm not so sure-"

I yanked my crush's arm, which resulted in her falling on the couch.

"Ow."

"Okay, so you hold the controller like this, and you tilt it like this..."

*THE LINEBREAK MADE OF OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!*

"How'd you do that?!" I panted, falling back on the couch.

"I don't know," Lacy admitted as Amy took the gold for figure skating. Shadow grumbled as he received silver-No, NOT the hedgehog. The MEDAL.

"Maybe you're a natural."

"Maybe."

Lacy looked at me and grinned. I grinned back. Our eyes locked for a second too long. She broke our gaze, blushing. I tried to ignore the heat that rose in my cheeks.

Did Lacy...LIKE me?!

(Frank's POV)

I don't care how much ANYONE begs. I'm not looking after any of the little Roman kids EVER again.

"NO BATH!" Juno screamed, wrestling from Hazel's grip.

Hazel's hair was in disarray, and her t-shirt had stuff that looked suspiciously like peacock droppings all over it.

Of course, mine wasn't any better.

The Toddler Terror in a Tiara was only peaceful during her nap, and even then she didn't sleep for too long.

"Frank, we HAVE to calm her down. Can't you turn into something?"

Stupid me.

"Hang on..."

I wished I had a camera when Juno saw me turn into a peacock.

"COCK!" she squealed, and grabbed me with her meaty toddler hands.

Note to self: Don't. Turn. Into. Any. God's. Ever. AGAIN.

Especially when they're practically babies.

"HAZEL! HELP!" I tried to say, but it came out as a strangled squawk.

Meanwhile, said daughter of Pluto was busy laughing.

I tried to turn back to normal, but, hey, it's not exactly easy when a three-year-old goddess is squeezing the LIFE outta you.

I gave Hazel an indignant look. Well, as indignant as you can when you're a peacock.

I'm gonna kill ANYONE who calls me pretty bird after this.

*THE LINEBREAK MADE OF EEEEEEEEEY SEXY LADY!*

One annoying splashy bath later-don't worry, Hazel tied a blindfold around my eyes since Juno REFUSED for me to leave the bathroom-we had a very clean, very bratty Her Royal Highness Juno, Queen of the Gods, on our hands.

"Cock! Cock! Cock!" she babbled, playing with my feathers.

"Um, Frank, I think you'll have to stay like that for awhile," Hazel giggled.

I gave her the Who, ME?! Look.

And then someone knocked on the door.

*THE LINEBREAK MADE OF COFFEE*

"Hello, guys!" Piper smiled warmly. Behind her legs, a timid little Jupiter peered out at us. Well, at me anyway. "Um, where's Frank?"

Hazel smothered a laugh.

Piper looked at me warily. "Is he the-"

"YES!" Hazel resumed laughing.

Piper tried not to laugh. "Hey, Hazel, do you mind getting your dad?"

"Um, why?"

Piper gestures towards Jupite, who was slowly toddling towards me. "He says he wants to play with-"

"Hades! Hades! Hades!" Jupiter chanted right on time.

"Sure..."

"Yay!" Before you could say "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!" Jupiter was barreling towards Artemis's house as fast as his legs could carry him.

"Wait!" Piper yelped. Before I knew it, all four of us were chasing Jupiter.

"Sheesh, what if he barges in right on a makeout scene?!" Piper fantasized.

"What?!" Hazel started fanning her face in that cute way of hers.

Piper laughed. "Not to worry, those two just argue." Then she frowned. "Though Mom DID say that Will forced them to kiss on here..."

"WHAT?!" I was SO surprised, that I turned back to human and lost my balance.

"You're kidding, right?!" Hazel pleaded.

"Afraid not. Hermes gave her pictures."

Well, that escalated quickly.

Hazel resumed her face fanning.

"HADES!" Jupiter squealed, slamming the door open.

"Zeus, NO!" Piper moaned, covering her face with her palms. "Oh, no! What if Hades is still taking his nap?!"

Pluto plus crankiness equals dead Jupiter.

Or as dead as a god can get.

We all rushed inside.

Instead of meeting a gruesome sight, we encountered DEFINITELY the most unlikely sight to EVER be seen.


Don't worry, it's not GROSS or anything.

In fact, it's actually quite funny!

BTW, I got an email from one of my friends' friends.

So there was a family of two parents and two kids visiting her and her mom. Apparently, the man knew a family friend through his brother. The family friend is the dad of my best friend. So the friend mentions how my best friend is having a school dance at her school, and that she couldn't go. So the woman says, "That's funny. My niece is going to that dance tonight. My niece, Shazer."

That visiting family was my aunt, uncle, and cousins.

My reaction: MOM! MOM! MOM! LOOK AT THIS! *races down the stairs*

BTW, my friend, who is known on here as TheShinyAmpharos12.5, LIKES SHAZICO! In fact, she even let me be Nico's girlfriend in her story! *fangirl squeal*

And sonofthetrigod has AMAZING stories. But I don't think he gets enough reviews! I mean, over half of the reviews on one of his stories are reviews by me. And they're REALLY good!

And there's a HYSTERICAL story called "Baby Got Back" by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick. IT EXPLAINS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO LEO'S SINGING.

Deranged Shadow Fangirl