Dislcaimer- I don't own Soul Eater, at all!

Soul didn't like rumours. They were annoying, untruthful and if you listened to them, you were screwed. Especially if you brought an interesting one up before Maka. Say it was one about the relationship between Soul and herself.
"I-I'm sorry, WHAT exactly, did you just say?!"
"THAT'S RIDICULOUS! I-It's not like that!"
"I DO NOT! Say that ever again and Lord Death won't even be able to revive you!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE?!' NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN SOUL EATER EVANS!"
"MAKAAAA CHOP!"