Wally West: HIDE IT HURRY QUICK HIDE IT

Robin: Can't you just gesture or something? Texts have lag.

Wally West: QUUUUUICK

Robin: I'M TRYING STOP MAKING MY PHONE RING

Wally West: PUT IT ON SILENT

Robin: DO YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE YOUR GRADES OR DO YOU WANT ME TO SILENCE MY PHONE?

Wally West: THEN STOP TEXTING

Wally West: WHY AREN'T YOU TEXTING

Wally West: DID SOMETHING GO WRONG

Wally West: ROOOOBBBIIIIIN

Robin: Oh my god SHUT UP

Robin: Why am I even in your school office, anyway? I can do this from the Batcave.

Wally West: THEY MUST NEVER KNOW WHAT IF THEY CAN TRACK AN OUTSIDE SOURCE THEY'D KNOW IT WAS ME BUT IT WASN'T ME IT WAS YOU IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

Wally West: SHIT SHIT SHIT I GOT CAUGHT BY CAMERAS

Robin: Dude, you've been caught freaking out by at /least/ twenty security cameras by now. I know, I've been watching them and laughing at you.

Wally West: NONONO THIS IS BAD

Wally West: I'M NEVER GETTING INTO COLLEGE

Wally West: MY LIFE IS RUINED

Wally West: I'M GOING TO WORK AT MCDONALDS WHEN I'M 50

Robin: ...

Robin: You've faced a league of supervillains and you're concerned about a grumpy principal somehow overcoming the best friend who can hack the JL.

Wally West: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

Robin: If it makes you feel any better, McDonalds would fire you after you ate all their food.

Robin: WALLY

Robin: JESUS CHRIST COME BACK I NEED A RIDE HOME


Wally West: Robin

Wally West: Rooooobiiiin

Wally West: DICK

Robin: Hi, Wally! This is M'gann. c: I found Robin's phone on the couch. What's dick? Why are you calling Robin 'dick'?

Wally West: ...

Wally West: it's a

Wally West: INSULT

Wally West: which you should never repeat

Wally West: ever

Robin: Oh! Okay! But why were you insulting Robin? :c Isn't that considered rude?

Wally West: hahahahahahahahaha

Wally West: juuust dooooon't worry about it! haahahaha


Robin: Dude, Wallman, are you coming to the mountain or not?

Wally West: WHY DON'T YOU EVER PUT A PASSWORD ON YOUR PHONE

Wally West: YOU ARE THE SECOND MOST PARANOID PERSON ON THE PLANET SHORT OF HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA AND YOU DON'T HAVE A PASSWORD ON YOUR PHONE

Robin: Why?

Wally West: CHECK OUR TEXT HISTORY

Robin: HAHA YOU EVEN SUCK AT LYING DIGITALLY

Robin: must be a family thing

Wally West: This ISN'T FUNNY. Aren't you concerned about your ID being found out?!

Robin: Why do you think I have two phones?

Robin: Wow, you're slow.


Wally West: I need to practice German for a test coming up

Connor Kent: Stimmt. Wie gehts dir?

Wally West: Ich bin gut. Du?

Connor Kent: That can mean "I'm good in bed," just so you know.

Wally West: That too

Connor Kent: You're going to fail.

Wally West: I know


Connor Kent: Is it stomache, tummy, or belly?

Robin: None. It's stummy

Connor Kent: Oh. Well, my stummy hurts. How do you cure a hurting stummy?


Wally West: Dude, what is with you taking the remote?

Wally West: Where'd you put it? Come on, didn't the aliens teach you how to share?

Connor Kent: But I don't want to share.

Wally West: You are literally a big baby.

Wally West: It isn't even an insult.


Zatanna Zatara: ekat yawa sih doof

Wally West: A SCIENCE GENIUS

Wally West: AND YET I CANNOT MAKE MY OWN FOOD REAPPEAR

Wally West: WHAT IS THE USE OF SUPER POWERS


Wally West: Yo, Arty, how'd you like your arrows?

Wally West: wanna be my Valentine?

Wally West: haha just kidding I'd rather have Rob as my date than a harpy

Wally West: Art?

Wally West: Artemis?

Artemis Crock: Sorry, I lost my phone. I'll text you when I find it.


Wally West: Disappear one more time and I'm putting a leash around your neck.

Robin: dude, we're on a mission.Use your com.

Robin: or, you know, the mind link

Wally West: But there was a higher probability that you would check your phone and therefore feel obligated to respond in text rather than reply outloud.

Robin: yup, but you should still use your comm

Robin: or else Batsy'll kick your ass

Wally West: why wouldn't he kick YOURS?

Robin: because it's always you getting caught anyway. He's probably has his speech ready in the Batcave as we speak.


Kaldur'ahm: Please do not run away before I am finished giving orders.

Wally West: Why are you texting me? You should use the comm. Or your mind.

Kaldur'ahm: Robin said that this would be more effective.

Kaldur'ahm: I remain to have no reason in doubting him.


Wally West: Icecream trucks don't stand a chance against me. They will never pass me by on their routinely routes through the streets. I will conquer the icecream trucks. They will never taunt me again.

Artemis Crock: It feels more like you're convincing yourself rather than me.

Wally West: NEVER AGAIN WILL THEY TAUNT ME.


Artemis Crock: Okay, Rob, hide-and-seek ended an hour ago. Come out already.

Artemis Crock: Where ARE you? We've searched every part of the mountain.

Robin: I'm in the Batcave. But feel free to carry on, the cameras are entertaining.


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