Wally West: HIDE IT HURRY QUICK HIDE IT
Robin: Can't you just gesture or something? Texts have lag.
Wally West: QUUUUUICK
Robin: I'M TRYING STOP MAKING MY PHONE RING
Wally West: PUT IT ON SILENT
Robin: DO YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE YOUR GRADES OR DO YOU WANT ME TO SILENCE MY PHONE?
Wally West: THEN STOP TEXTING
Wally West: WHY AREN'T YOU TEXTING
Wally West: DID SOMETHING GO WRONG
Wally West: ROOOOBBBIIIIIN
Robin: Oh my god SHUT UP
Robin: Why am I even in your school office, anyway? I can do this from the Batcave.
Wally West: THEY MUST NEVER KNOW WHAT IF THEY CAN TRACK AN OUTSIDE SOURCE THEY'D KNOW IT WAS ME BUT IT WASN'T ME IT WAS YOU IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
Wally West: SHIT SHIT SHIT I GOT CAUGHT BY CAMERAS
Robin: Dude, you've been caught freaking out by at /least/ twenty security cameras by now. I know, I've been watching them and laughing at you.
Wally West: NONONO THIS IS BAD
Wally West: I'M NEVER GETTING INTO COLLEGE
Wally West: MY LIFE IS RUINED
Wally West: I'M GOING TO WORK AT MCDONALDS WHEN I'M 50
Robin: ...
Robin: You've faced a league of supervillains and you're concerned about a grumpy principal somehow overcoming the best friend who can hack the JL.
Wally West: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
Robin: If it makes you feel any better, McDonalds would fire you after you ate all their food.
Robin: WALLY
Robin: JESUS CHRIST COME BACK I NEED A RIDE HOME
Wally West: Robin
Wally West: Rooooobiiiin
Wally West: DICK
Robin: Hi, Wally! This is M'gann. c: I found Robin's phone on the couch. What's dick? Why are you calling Robin 'dick'?
Wally West: ...
Wally West: it's a
Wally West: INSULT
Wally West: which you should never repeat
Wally West: ever
Robin: Oh! Okay! But why were you insulting Robin? :c Isn't that considered rude?
Wally West: hahahahahahahahaha
Wally West: juuust dooooon't worry about it! haahahaha
Robin: Dude, Wallman, are you coming to the mountain or not?
Wally West: WHY DON'T YOU EVER PUT A PASSWORD ON YOUR PHONE
Wally West: YOU ARE THE SECOND MOST PARANOID PERSON ON THE PLANET SHORT OF HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA AND YOU DON'T HAVE A PASSWORD ON YOUR PHONE
Robin: Why?
Wally West: CHECK OUR TEXT HISTORY
Robin: HAHA YOU EVEN SUCK AT LYING DIGITALLY
Robin: must be a family thing
Wally West: This ISN'T FUNNY. Aren't you concerned about your ID being found out?!
Robin: Why do you think I have two phones?
Robin: Wow, you're slow.
Wally West: I need to practice German for a test coming up
Connor Kent: Stimmt. Wie gehts dir?
Wally West: Ich bin gut. Du?
Connor Kent: That can mean "I'm good in bed," just so you know.
Wally West: That too
Connor Kent: You're going to fail.
Wally West: I know
Connor Kent: Is it stomache, tummy, or belly?
Robin: None. It's stummy
Connor Kent: Oh. Well, my stummy hurts. How do you cure a hurting stummy?
Wally West: Dude, what is with you taking the remote?
Wally West: Where'd you put it? Come on, didn't the aliens teach you how to share?
Connor Kent: But I don't want to share.
Wally West: You are literally a big baby.
Wally West: It isn't even an insult.
Zatanna Zatara: ekat yawa sih doof
Wally West: A SCIENCE GENIUS
Wally West: AND YET I CANNOT MAKE MY OWN FOOD REAPPEAR
Wally West: WHAT IS THE USE OF SUPER POWERS
Wally West: Yo, Arty, how'd you like your arrows?
Wally West: wanna be my Valentine?
Wally West: haha just kidding I'd rather have Rob as my date than a harpy
Wally West: Art?
Wally West: Artemis?
Artemis Crock: Sorry, I lost my phone. I'll text you when I find it.
Wally West: Disappear one more time and I'm putting a leash around your neck.
Robin: dude, we're on a mission.Use your com.
Robin: or, you know, the mind link
Wally West: But there was a higher probability that you would check your phone and therefore feel obligated to respond in text rather than reply outloud.
Robin: yup, but you should still use your comm
Robin: or else Batsy'll kick your ass
Wally West: why wouldn't he kick YOURS?
Robin: because it's always you getting caught anyway. He's probably has his speech ready in the Batcave as we speak.
Kaldur'ahm: Please do not run away before I am finished giving orders.
Wally West: Why are you texting me? You should use the comm. Or your mind.
Kaldur'ahm: Robin said that this would be more effective.
Kaldur'ahm: I remain to have no reason in doubting him.
Wally West: Icecream trucks don't stand a chance against me. They will never pass me by on their routinely routes through the streets. I will conquer the icecream trucks. They will never taunt me again.
Artemis Crock: It feels more like you're convincing yourself rather than me.
Wally West: NEVER AGAIN WILL THEY TAUNT ME.
Artemis Crock: Okay, Rob, hide-and-seek ended an hour ago. Come out already.
Artemis Crock: Where ARE you? We've searched every part of the mountain.
Robin: I'm in the Batcave. But feel free to carry on, the cameras are entertaining.
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