Zelda: Yes! I actually got time to write this! It's a miracle!

Chapter 7:

Petalburg, Colorado, Same Difference…

Archie and his "notorious" band of Aquas were marching to Petalburg. He was also trying to be an army general. "Left, right, left, right, left, right, right…right…left…right…uh…what comes after right?"

The Aquas were stumbling around because of their leader's orders. None of them could reply because about half of them collapsed on one another.

"Ah whatever. Look, we're here! Okay team. Prepare to blow up all of Colorado."

"Uh, sir." One Aqua spoke up. "This is Petalburg."

"Right, what did I say?"

"You said Colorado."

"What's Colorado?"

"I don't know sir…"

"Well look it up."

"Erm, sure…sir…"

As the Aquas were discussing this utterly irrelevant matter, along skipped Steven dragging with him three either dead or fainted trainers. He noticed the vulnerable Aquas, so he tossed the three bodies in Mr. Briney's house, where his "adorable" little Wingull devoured the flesh while its master had a heart attack.

"Hello!" Steven cried to the Aquas.

All of them turned around.

14 minutes later…

The group was divided up, girls on one side, boys on the other, and Steven and Archie in the middle.

Archie pointed at Steven, "I see a little silhouetto of a man." He sang.

All of the girls joined in, "Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the Fandango?"

Suddenly, every one of the Aquas sang loudly, "Thunderbolt and lightning! Very very frightening me!"

"Galileo!" One girl sang, very high.

"Galileo!" A guy echoed.

"Galileo!" (Girl)

"Galileo!" (Guy)

"Galileo Figaro!" Both sang.

"Magnifico!" All of the Aquas sang.

"I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me…" Steven sang.

"He's just a poor boy from a poor family; spare him his life from this monstrosity!" All of the Aquas sang.

"Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?" Steven sang.

"Bismillah!" The men sang. "No will not let you go!"

"Let him go!" The girls sang.

"Bismillah! We will not let you go!"

"Let him go!"

"Bismillah! We will not let you!"

"Let me go!" (Girls)

"Will not let you go!" (Men)

"Let me go!"

"Will not let you go!"

"Let me goooo! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

"Oh mamma mia, mamma mia!" Archie sang.

"Mamma mia let me go," all the Aquas sang. "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeee!"

Meanwhile, in Petalburg…

Two kids entered the Petalburg Pokemon Center. One had long dirty blonde hair and had a black shirt with purple and black plaid capris. The other had dark fluffy wavy hair and wore a Full metal Alchemist shirt with jeans that had writing all over them.

"Erm, where are we?" the dirty blonde asked.

"I don't know," the Full metal shirt replied.

Their names are Akikami and Neb.

"Hey! Who gave you permission to introduce us?" Akikami screamed.

Um, Akikami, it's me. Zelda.

"Oh. Hi Zelda! Why are we in your story?"

Because I feel like it.

"I don't even know where I am!" Neb yelled angrily.

Just go with it! Anyway, Akikami and Neb sat at the glass tables that are usually in the Pokemon Centers for no absolute reason.

"Yay! Orange cushions!" Akikami squealed in delight.

Neb stared at Akikami as she was jumping on the cushions. Then finally, Neb got sick of it and hit her over the head with his Clarinet.

"Nooooo! All Clarinets shall burn! Mwahahaha!" Akikami laughed manically.

"Don't insult Sora and Riku!" Neb screamed.

"Dude, I can't believe you named your reeds…"

"You people hate me!" Neb slammed his head on the table.

Akikami pat Neb on the head. "So…uh…when is something fun gonna happen, Zel?" Akikami asked.

Now. Brendan burst into the Pokemon Center. "Everyone! Hide! He's coming!"

"Who?" Neb asked.

"Neb, haven't you being reading? Steven and the merry band of Aquas are coming."

"Actually it's just Steven, strange girl I have never seen before." Brendan said.

"All of you get out of here, now!" May screamed. All of the people in the Pokemon Center noticed May's gun and they screamed and ran around in circles, except Neb and Akikami who were eating sushi.

Suddenly, there was an explosion, followed by a shower of ceiling stuff. Steven dove into the Pokemon Center, still as hyper as ever. "We the people! In order to form a more perfect union! Established justice and insured domestic tranquility!" He screamed.

"Get him!" Brendan yelled pulling out his gun.

May and Brendan fired at Steven, who grabbed the nurse and used her as a shield. "Mwahaha! Mere mortals cannot penetrate my indestructible armor!"

"You're not wearing any armor!" Neb yelled.

Steven turned to Neb and lunged at him screaming, "I am Ansem! Give your heart to the darkness!"

Neb screamed and ran out of the building screaming, "You're evil Zelda! I'm out of this Fan fic!" Then he threw a piece of sushi at Steven, who dodged it, but unfortunately the sushi was possessed by demon penguins, hit some person, they died, and the demon penguin sushi took over their body. But enough of that.

Akikami was laughing at Neb as he was running out. Then Steven turned to her and screamed, "It's time to duel Pharaoh! For I am Marik Ishtah!" It was kinda weird because Steven's veins were popping out of his skin.

"Uh, you know what? I'm gonna go find Neb now. Leaving this Fan fic…"

Thanks Steven, you scared my friends.

"Noooo! The voices! I'M IN WAL-MART AGAIN!" Steven fell to the ground twitching.

"This is our chance May, let's shoot him." Brendan said.

May nodded, aimed her gun, and fired.

Suddenly, everything turned slow-mo and a rabid fan girl that proofed into this story dived in front of Steven screaming, "Nooooo!" took the bullet for him, literally.

Steven stood up, unaware that he was just shot at and a girl took a bullet for him. Then he skipped out of the town towards his new targets, Ordale and Littleroot. May, Wes, and Brendan, who were quite disappointed that they couldn't kill Steven, all followed him. But as soon as they left, the town was engulfed in flames. After the catastrophe, everyone in all of Hoenn and our world did the "Norman is dead" dance. Yeah for the death of a Gym Leader!

Zelda: Well guys, Sugar and Steel is reaching its final chapter. I will try to write this final chapter as soon as I can.