Hey it's me. I'm sorry but when I started this chapter I fetl very depressed. I can't be very random if I'm depressed… but hopefully the chapter will turn out alright.

gizzy-mom - receives a plate filled with cookies!

Disclaimer: I own nothing! Except Brooke and Paige!

"Temari! TEMARI!"

"What do you need Brooke?" Temari questioned the loud blonde.

"I heard you have a date today… with a certain pineapple head."

"Where in the world did you hear that I haven't told anyone, that!"

"You did just now."

Temari growled, to which the now-changed Ally stuck out her tongue. "How do you even know what Shikamaru looks like?"

"I have my resources." Temari stared back skeptically. "Fine I read your text to Tenten, and then looked in your yearbook. You know he's kinda cute, you should introduce me! Of course I don't plan on stealing him from you." Brooke sneered.

"Excuse me?" Temari shouted back, but realized she had just fallen into Brooke's trap.

"Ha I knew! So when are you going to introduce me to your boyfriend?"

"He's not my boyfriend!" Temari yelled as a blush crept up on her cheeks.

"Ok. When are you going to introduce me to your future boyfriend?"

"I'm leaving." Temari left, grabbing her bag and walking out the front door. But, not before hearing Brooke cackle out, "I'll get you Temari, and your little boyfriend too!" (A/N this is tweaked quote from the Wizard of Oz. Gotta love the classics!)

Naruto walked up to Sasuke's house. He couldn't believe Sasuke had made him come over again on Saturday, but he really did want that field trip. He knocked on the door.

"I'll get it!" shouted a cheerful voice from the inside. The door was yanked open by Deidara. "Oh hey Naruto, come help us find Sasuke!" Before he could argue the older Deidara pulled him into the kitchen, which looked like a tornado had blown through.

"WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?" Naruto exclaimed.

"Oh we're playing sardines. Sasuke's it right now!" Deidara squealed, as Naruto walked warily past a shattered vase.

"And you thought he was hiding in the vase?"

"Oh no silly! Itachi is a sore loser." Itachi entered the room grumbling to himself. Suddenly he punched a hole in the wall and shouted, "I will find you Sasuke!"

"And your parents are okay with you destroying the house?" Naruto asked.

"Totally, tomorrow my mom renovates the entire house all over again so, she allows us to do the destruction." Itachi answered. "We will be going to stay at our town house after Deidara finishes it off."

"Well I could come back later…" Naruto started when an idea popped into his head. "Or I can help you! I'll go check Sasuke's room!" He bolted up the stairs.

Naruto's POV

"Without Sasuke in his room I can finally see what is hiding in his secret hatch." Naruto whispered to himself. He snuck over to the hatch and pulled down the rope ladder and began climbing it when…

A hand clamped onto his mouth and he was pulled into a very dark confined place. He stared wildly into the dark waiting for his eyes to adjust. Sasuke was standing in front of him with one finger to his lips and the oter hand covering Naruto's mouth.

"Shhhhht, shush." Sasuke began to remove his head from Naruto's mouth.

"Hhhhaaaaa…" Naruto gasped before the same hand clamped back down.

"SHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT SHh hush." Sasuke said more angrily.

"I'm going to remove my hand now, Naruto, but DO NOT say anything right now." Sasuke whispered. Naruto silently nodded, and Sasuke removed his hand. "I heard you come into my room and you were going to the hatch where I told you not to go so now you have to hide in here with me, until one of the others finds us."

"Where exactly is here?"

"We are hiding in a trunk in my closet."

"Heh heh." Naruto snickered.

"What's so funny dobe?"

"You're hiding in the closet."

"And look who came to join me." Sasuke sneered.

"Hey…" Naruto yelped before Sasuke clamped his hand back over Naruto's mouth.

"Dammit now they've got us."

"Hello little brother." Itachi was the first to open the trunk.

"Yeah! Now, I get to hide!" Deidara cheered. Deidara ran off.

"Sasuke, I think you can now study with Naruto." Itachi stated.

"But Deidara just hid." Naruto pouted.

"Exactly Naruto. Itachi will go find him and we will study." Sasuke shook his head.

"OHHHHHH."

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"Sasuke what is the test going to be over anyway?"

"I have no idea."

"BUT YOUR CLASS PRESIDENT!"

"So…"

"What are we even studying for if we don't know the topic?"

"My notes."

"Still…"

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"Hey Temari. My shift's almost done. What movie do you want to see?" Shikamaru asked.

"I don't care. You tricked me into this."

"I didn't trick you. You agreed to this. We don't have to go to a movie if you don't want to. What would you like to do?"

"Nothing."

"Ok, let's go." Shikamaru grabbed Temari's hand and dragged her out of the store.

"Let go of me!" Temari protested.

"No. You said you wanted to do nothing. So we are going to do nothing."

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"You took me to a hill?"

"Yep." Shikamaru states as he lay down on the lush grass.

"What are we going to do here?"

"Nothing. Now lay down." Shikamaru yanked Temari down…

"OW. THAT HURT LAZY ASS!"

"Yea I'm so glad you landed on me to princess."

Temari finally realized that the cushion beneath her was Shikamaru. Her face flushed, as she tried to get off of him, but she could only roll away because he still held on to her arm.

"See was that so bad…"

"Shut up." Temari ended the conversation.

One hour later.

"Temawee! I see wuu!" A pigtailed tot ran up to the lazing couple and pounced on Temari's legs.

"Ally, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

With that the tiny tot busted into tears. "Temari you can't talk to a little kid like that." He picked up the small child and patted her head. "Now who are you?"

Temari knew Ally was faking, as soon as Shikamaru asked her that question, she talked mile a minute. Somehow she also managed to talk them into coming home with her and they were now sitting in "Ally's" room.

"Shika when are you going to marry Temawee?" Ally asked in her child voice.

Both teens grew silent as a blush dusted both of their faces. Before they could explain the situation, Ally whipped her head towards the door. "Shit."

"Did she just cuss?" Shikamaru whispered.

Ally ran into her closet, and five seconds later she reappeared as Brooke with a bag on her back. "Temari please explain to Shikamaru that I'm not really a five year old." The blonde began to toss everything she could into her bag.

"Brooke where are you going?" Temari questioned warily. Shikaaru still confused, watched the blondes talk.

"I'm outta here. Thanks for the hospitality and all but I got bolt. Say goodbye to Red and Chubby. Send me a wedding invitation. Tell Kakashi he is on his own. Oh right this is for the window." Brooke threw 200 dollars at Temari.

Temari was speechless. "Wait… you're leaving? Wedding? Kakashi? Wait what window?"

Brooke then punched the window in her room. Not caring about the glass now in her arm, she shoved a bean bag out the hazard. With that she saluted the teens and jumped down onto the beanbag and raced out into the streets and disappeared.

"What the hell just happened?" Shikamaru asked.

"I have no idea but…"

"BROOKE!" a voice called from downstairs.

"That's what happened. Come on I'll introduce you to her sister she will be able to explain it more." They walked down the stairs, to see a blonde teen slightly younger than them. She looked like a younger version of Brooke, but she had stunning blue eyes.

"Oh hey Temari. Who's that?" The blonde asked.

"Paige this Shikamaru. Shikamaru this is Paige, the crazy child's sister."

"So he knows. Well good, because I need help setting up the pit."

TBC

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Lolololololololol. Who saw that coming? Not I said the crazy!

My depression is slowly going away and so the chapter became easier to write! I'm so happy! Hopefully I'll have another chapter up by this coming Sunday. It will explain a lot about Brooke and Paige. Temari meets Shikamaru's parents. Kakashi finally calls Brooke back!

Idk what is random about this author's note so…

I'm supermegafoxyawesomehot! Lololololol it's from a very potter musical! Look it up on youtube. I Hate high school! Help! Tell me how you like the fan fiction so far!