Peach
A/N:This story has single handedly gotten more reviews than all my other fics combined. Granted, most of those were from Dark Lord Link, but PockyGlameow, BanditRyu, Diabolos, And (at second place with three seperate reviews, Avril all deserve ! Yes indeed, SHEIK BE A WOMAN! And yes, Link will write his thoughts on every smasher (or at least those I can A. Remember and a good feel for their personality.)
Yet another example of useless royalty. Why are my lives so filled of these? (King Hyrule, Ruto, Zora King, Lord Jabu Jabu, the list just keeps growing). Anyway, she is annoyingly tidy, acts stupid, then bursts out an excessively sharp wit when you make her mad, or uses her silver tongue to get you to do...well, whatever she wants. (She even got Ganon to wash all the windows in the Mansion). Zelda seems to like her, inviting her to anything we do together (picnics, shopping, or whatever), even though Peach always seems to spend most of the time around me. When I mentioned this to Samus, she didn't talk to me for days. (I'll never understand women).
She's a surprisingly good fighter, floating in the air and making it impossible to hit her, and if you shoot something at her, she pulls out "Toad" to defend her.
Wait... Where the hell does she pull that guy from!
