Recap:
So dance with me
I taste just like candy
So dance with me... Kai whispered as he opened his eyes and saw three other people in his rooms with blood gushing out of their nose. His eye twitched. Soon, the whole house was startled with cries and screeks of pain.
"Ahh! Not there, not there!"
"Kai, stop it wasn't me! Ah!"
"My arm! I think you broke my f-cking arm!"
"Someone, anyone help us!"
"It hurts...it hurts!"
"Kai! Calm down! St-mmph!"
"My eye!"
"Why is the whole house shaking?" Max asked curiously. Everyone shook their heads, because they didn't know either. They then heard the comotion move to the top of the stairs. They looked up and saw Kai litterily kicking Seto, Bakura, and Yami's asses to the stairs. They then jumped out of the way when Kai pushed them all down the stairs. They winced when they heard a painful thump and crack every now and then.
"Guys..." Jou said as he picked up a randomly placed stick and poked at them. Bakura groaned and raised his hand to mind crush Jou, when everyone jumped back (nearly getting hit) as a chair landed on top of them lastly followed by a used cherry lollypop.
"Ow..."
SMEXY INTERMISSION
" Kai's too smexy for my love too smexy for my love
Love's going to leave me." Bakura sung.
"Kai's too smexy for his shirt too smexy for his shirt
So smexy it hurts." Seto sung.
"And Kai's too smexy for Milan too smexy for Milan
New York and Japan." Yami sung.
"And he's too smexy for your party." They all sung. "Too smexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing."
"Kai's like a model you know what I mean" Seto sung.
"And he's does that little turn on the catwalk" Bakura sung.
"Yeah, on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
He does that little turn on the catwalk" They sung.
"Kai's too smexy for my car too smexy for my car
Too smexy by far" Seto sung.
"And Kai's too smexy for my hat
Too smexy for my hat what do you think about that" Yami sung. "Kai's like a model you know what I mean"
"And Kai does that little turn on the catwalk" Bakura sung. "Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah"
"Kai shakes his little touche on the catwalk" Seto sung.
"Kai's too smexy for me too smexy for me too smexy for me." They sung.
"'Cos Kai's like a model you know what I mean" Seto sung.
"And he does that little turn on the catwalk" Bakura sung. "Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah"
"Kai can shake his little touche on the catwalk." Yami sung.
"Kai's too smexy for my cat too smexy for my cat" Seto sung.
"Poor pussy poor pussy cat" Bakura sung with perverseness.
"Kai's too smexy for my love too smexy for my love
Love's going to leave me" Yami sung.
"And Kai's too smexy for this song." They sung.
"Please! I'm too smexy for this story!" Kai said while crossing his arms.
AN: Sorry for the shortness of this chapter . . . I just decided to update this really quickly, because I'm busing updating all of my other stories! Anyway . . . how, do you like this new story? If you don't, I'm sorry! If you do, I love you! If they have any suggestions, they're welcome to send them to me. Flamers are also welcomed. I need all the criticism I can get so that I can make this story more enjoyable for you. If it's too mushy, too long, too short, too something, wrong, let me know. Oh, and I before forget . . . drum roll . . . the Disclaimer!
I DO NOT OWN BEYBLADE OR YU-GI-OH even-though-I-would-like-to!
There now TRY AND SUE ME NOW! Ha, ya can't, because I have the power of the disclaimer!
Bye now! waves I love you all! Note: Only as friends.
