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Cast unavailable. Sketches will be fitted with whatever characters I feel like.


Good VS SUPRISINGLY GOOD=

~Rollerblading~

John flailed as he attempted to stay upright. He soon tripped over a pebble and fell flat on his face, a rollerblade falling off his left foot. Karkat laughed from off screen.

GOOD

~Rollerblading WITH TRAINING WHEELS~

John grinned like an idiot as he rolled by, not even tripping over that pebble. Karkat sighed as the derp gave a thumbs up.

SURPRISINGLY GOOD

~Uploading videos~

John and Dave stared at the screen with disinterest written on their faces. John poked Dave's shoulder before pointing at the screen. "Hey, upload that video."

"Mkay." Dave, with his chin propped in one hand, pressed the mouse.

Both gave a bored and monotonous, "Yaaaaaay." Before attempting to high five. They missed each other's hands and ended up hitting each other in the face.

GOOD

~Uploading videos WITH NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL~

Both Dave and John, now decked out in gnarly black wigs, face paint and black leather, played electric guitars. John turned to Dave, "UpLoAd ThE vIdEo!"

"OkAy!" Dave punched the mouse and once the video was done uploading, the computer burst into flames. The two rocked out as the fire kept burning.

I never started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!

SURPRISINGLY GOOD

~Walking your dog~

John derped as he walked down the street, holding the leash, "I like walking dogs."

"But I'm not a dog!" Jade whined, tugging at the collar around her neck.

"If you stick around until the next segment and bark, I'll give you a treat." John said, holding up the Scooby snack.

"… Woof." Jade reluctantly barked, dog ears folding down in shame.

GOOD

~Dog WALKING YOU~

John yipped, happily chasing after a cat that looked suspiciously like Jaspers. Jade patted his head, "Good human!" She threw him a piece of chocolate.

"OMNOMNOMNOM."

SURPRISINGLY GOOD

~Taking a girl on a date~

Dave snapped himself awake as his date kept blabbering on. Jade just continued talking, not noticing his lack of attention, "And then you can find the same physics if you look at the nuclear fusion in the sun's center-"

GOOD

~Taking a ROBOT on a date~

"So, what are you going to eat?" Dave asked.

"I'm a robot. I can't eat." Aradia-bot sighed.

Dave fist pumped the air and accidentally knocked over the porcelain plate, yelling, "Hell yes! Cheap date!"

SURPRISINGLY GOOD

~Waking up~

Dave stared at the ceiling, brooding. "Fuck you, mornings. You mock my pain."

GOOD

~Waking up WITH YOUR CLONE~

Dave and Davesprite both glared at the ceiling. "Fuck you, mornings. You still mock our pain."

"At least you have legs." Davesprite muttered.

SURPRISINGLY GOOD

~Pogo-sticking~

John laughed as he bounced on his pogo-hammer. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee~"

GOOD

~Pogo-sticking IN A CHICKEN SUIT, DOING A TRIPLE BACK FLIP OVER THE GRAND CANYON WHILE SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BACKWARDS~

"WHAT?" John whimpered as he looked down the ravine and into the water far below, wearing a chicken suit, "I can't do THAT!"

Fine. Pogo-sticking over, I dunno, a hairbrush?

"That's better." John pulled the hat over his head and pogo-sticked over the hairbrush, grinning like an idiot.

SURPRISINGLY GOOD

~Doing the Harlem Shake~

"NO." Dave and John yelled simultaneously, glaring at the reader.

~Playing a racing game~

Dave and John played Mario Kart, with John winning. Dave growled, "Blue shells are the coward's cheat code."

"Hehe." John giggled, "I like racing games."

GOOD

~Playing a racing game IN YOUR HEAD~

John, with eyes closed, made little car noises with his mouth as he pretended to drive. He seemed to speed up and he laughed, "Now this is INTENSE!"

Dave stared at his friend, wondering just when he had gone off the deep end.

"I'm going SO FAST in my MIIIIIIND!" John laughed even harder as Dave awkwardly scooted away.

SURPRISINGLY GOOD

~Snowboarding~

Dave looked on in disinterest as he snowboarded down a slope. He gave a bored, "Wheeeeee."

GOOD

~LAVABOARDING~

Dave looked in disinterest as he boarded down the slope of an erupting volcano. He gave another bored, "Wheeeeee. I'm on fucking lava."

SURPRISINGLY TERRIBLE DESCRIPTION

I MEAN

SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

~Dating a cute girl~

"This is going to be such a fun picnic!" John said, taking one of Vriska's hands in his own. Vriska smiled at him as they prepared to exit the dream bubble.

"Yeah, I gueeeeeeeess it will be!"

~Dating a cute DEAD girl~

As they exited the dream bubble, Vriska screamed and disappeared. John stared in shock before smiling, "Wait… Now I'm finally SINGLE! YES!"

SURPRISINGLY SINGLE, READY TO MINGLE

~Dancing with a dog~

Dave and Jade waltzed a bit. Dave gave a little smirk, "You're a pretty good dancer, Harley."

"Thanks!" Jade blushed.

GOOD

~Dancing with a UNICORN~

Dave stared blankly as he rode on the back of a sweaty blue unicorn with the Sagittarius symbol on its flanks with a broken horn and a top hat danced. As the rainbow behind him grew brighter, he facepalmed, "This makes no sense."

SURPRISINGLY GOOD

"Okay, I think that was a good take." Dave said, voice still stuck on high pitched.

"Why's your voice still like that?" John asked, voice also stuck on high.

"WHY IS YOUR VOICE STILL LIKE THAT?!" And with that, Dave and John started to flip their shits, flipping the table and destroying their little recording studio, screaming all the while.

= If scary movies were real…=

"Why do people even like zombie movieth?" Sollux asked, raising an eyebrow at the screen.

"Because they're fun to watch!" Aradia replied, keeping her eyes on the screen.

"What'th tho fun?" Sollux asked, "Watching corptheths get their heads blown off?"

"Yeah," Aradia nodded, "Imagine how stupid scary movies would be if they were realistic…"

Saw

"Ow!" Dave shuddered, trying to ignore Lil Cal on the screen. He then noticed something about Bro's bloody corpse. "Why is that dead guy still breathing?"

Bro hit the ground with his fist, "DAMMIT."

Signs

"Die, alien!" Roxy threw a cup of water on Terezi.

Terezi cackled, "Heehee! You think my weakness is water? You humans are stupider than I thought! Hehehe!" Roxy made a face.

Psycho

This has been censored due to the T rating and Eridan.

Anaconda

John derped, trying to escape the grasp of a rubber snake.

Chucky "Child's Play"

"John!" Dave ran into the room, panicking, "Lil Cal is trying to kill me!" So they both ran to Dave's room, Dave hiding behind John the whole time.

"Are you kidding me?" John sighed as he looked at the motionless puppet.

"Die bitch!" Lil Cal propelled himself at John's face and attacked. Dave screamed and absconded.

Pitch Black

There is nothing here but darkness.

The Ring

Rose was watching a movie when her phone rang. She picked up, "Hello? Rose Lalonde speaking."

"Seven days…" The person hung up. Rose just looked at her call history and sighed.

"Oh hell no," She called the number back, "Pardon me, but you just called me."

"No I didn't."

"Yes, you did." Rose glared at nothing in particular.

Sex and the City

A WILD EDWARD CULLEN APPEARS!

Scream (Or any slasher movie)

Jade screamed as the killer chased after her with a knife. She nearly cried as she was cornered against a locked door. The killer laughed before Jade facepalmed, pulling out her rifle and shooting. "That was easy."

"Yeah, I gueth that'd be pretty thoopid." Sollux agreed.

"Told you," Aradia said.

"Well, I have to go," Sollux said, getting up. Two blank eyed people stumbled in, moaning. Sollux screamed and zapped one with his psiichonic powers. "Die zombieth!"

Aradia threw chips at the remaining one and scolded Sollux, "Those weren't zombies! They're just really, really high!"

"Wait… That meanth…" Sollux froze.

"Yeah, you just killed Gamzee." Aradia put a hand on his shoulder, "You're going to troll prison."


Hope you enjoyed~