Four POV
There were gasps. "The great and mighty Four, choosing Candor?" gasped Uriah. I shut him up with a death glare.
"So!" Mar interrupted. "I really don't need my boyfriend being killed right now, so... Four..." She gave an evil cackle. With all that was going on with Mar tonight... maybe I shouldn't have picked Candor with her.
"How many times have you done things with Tris?" She asked, blinking.
I bit my lip, wondering whether or not to answer. "I would not answer, but the only thing I've got is my jeans, which I'd rather leave on. Then again, it is a private subject, so..." I inched off my jeans. "But then again, you did not specify what things. And since you can't ask twice..." I put his jeans back on and smirked. " We've fought together twice."
There were sighs of disappointment and shock at my being able to find a loophole in a Candor. I rolled my eyes and turned to my beautiful Tris.
"Trissy, Candor or Dauntless?"
"Dauntless because I'm not tired." She said recklessly.
"So..." I grinned. "I dare you to sing All About That Bass and dance to it."
She stared at me, then shrugged and got up. We started laughing as she began.
I think it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
She shook her hips, and Zeke looked like he was about to die.
'Cause I got that boom, boom, that all the boys chase
She did something between a shimmy and a twerk?
And all the right junk in all the right places
She shimmied, and Zeke fell off the table where he was sitting. I growled and slapped his arm. He yelped and scooted back over to Shauna.
I see the magazine
To my surprise, Marlene joins in singing uh-uh at the end of every line.
Workin' that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real, c'mon, now make it stop
If you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up
Shauna joined in with Mar, and Tris grinned and did that weird move again.
'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Mar and Shauna did a dance move in perfect synch, and they all sang the chorus together in harmony.
Yeah, my mama she told me, "don't worry about your size"
(do- ap, ap, sha-oo, ap ap.) Sang Mar and Shauna.
She said "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night"
(sho ap!)
You know I won't be no stick figure silicone barbie doll
(sho-ap, ap, sha-oo, ap, ap)
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along, long, long,
Because you know
I didn't really catch the chorus, because I was laughing too hard at Zeke's expressions as his eyes went from Mar, to Shauna, then to Tris, then back to Mar.
I'm bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that
Oh I'm just playin, I know you think you're fat
But I'm here to tell you Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top!
Mar, Shauna, and Tris all did that dance move in perfect synch.
I didn't really catch any more, but I was surprised when Tris went skipping around the circle during the last verse, and when she went high.
Ooooo All About that bass, bout that bass
I'm all about that bass, bout that bass
While Mar and Shauna kept up the chorus.
All about that bass, bout that bass
all about that bass, bout that bass! They finished and took a bow, and I welcomed Tris back to my lap. She snuggled into my bare chest, and I smiled.
"So, Shauna." She said casually. Then she walked up and whispered something in her ear. Shauna nodded, and Tris returned to my lap and resumed her position. "Zekey man, Candor or Dauntless?" She blinked innocently, almost as if she was tired, and Zeke fell, again, off the table. We all laughed except for Zeke, who was glaring.
"Dauntless, I'm no pansycake!" He declared, then fell silent as if wondering "what in the world did I just do?" !
Tris smirked. "Oh, this one'll be good. So..."
