A WORLD OF HEARTBREAK
AM I BEAUTIFUL
I messed up, I really, REALLY messed up. I bet Arceus is looking down on me from the clouds with shame. I am not a lesbian, not a dyke, and I'm not so horny I would randomly kiss my girl friend, it's not a fetish thing either. But it is really messing with how I see myself, even now as I sit here passionately making out with Bea as this strange white light engulfs me, probably me dying for a sin I may have committed.
"Marissa, you… you're evolving!" said Bea enthusiastically. I saw her back up wide smile, as I felt myself get taller and my body getting rearranged, the feeling weird but good at the same time. It seemed like an eternity before this was over, when it was done I simply sighed in relief while Bea looked astonished. "Marissa, you evolved, you're a Roselia now…" she said happily while noticeably checking me out, to which I blushed. Wow, I must look hot now.
"Come on, Bea, let's go show Maggie," I said happily as we escaped the patch. Berries clutched tight and ran back to the camp happily in bliss. The Kirlia named Bea had told me she loved me and I hope that's not in vain, for even though I may not want to accept it, wouldn't it be alright, being gay with Bea? To this world and to the next, I think I want to be with Bea forever, regardless of who cares, I would challenge Arceus himself should he try to stop us. I stopped running and Kirlia immediately noticed.
"What's wrong, Marissa?" she asked.
"Hey Bea, you said you loved me right, I love you too." Bea simply smiled as she started running again at the same pace as before as I trailed behind her happily without a care in the world.
As me and Bea walked into camp I heard assorted murmurs of confusion and hate from my haters.
"How in the hell did that Budew evolve from picking berries, does she have some sort of nature fetish, those Budew evolve from happiness, right?" I heard Horsea say.
"Who gives a damn, she was ugly as a Budew, just cause she evolved into a Roselia doesn't mean that she's hot, she is still a dumb, disgusting walking rose bush," said Elekid.
"Don't get mad because you were rejected Elekid, she is just lucky she doesn't try to go after you anymore, or she would have to deal with me, a soon to be Altaria," said the arrogant bitch Swablu.
I walked past them quite proudly and egotistically to address each one of them in my own way. "Don't you babies get tired of hating? I mean really do you jealous toddlers really have nothing else to do?" Uproars of negative responses came about after that last part, which I am particularly fond of. "Horsea, wondering how I evolved, I'm gay, so shut the hell up, and I'm not coming after you or Miss Neat Birdy over there. Elekid, you will never satisfy me, and as these two dumb girls realize you can't please them, they will leave, don't hate me because I'm simply on a higher plane than you. And finally, my favorite dumb dyke, Swabbie, listen here, I don't want that sack of electricity and I don't want you, if you're not an Altaria yet then shut the fuck up because I could take you down effortlessly, so goodbye."
Bea was in utter disbelief of what I had just said, but I must admit that my boldness is admirable, ignorance is bliss isn't it. Passion, what exactly does it have to do with how I feel about Bea, my love doesn't need passion, the only passion I feel is the hate for everything I disapprove of, I believe in judging and being judged but don't think that means I will take judging lightly. I really am dumb and I don't know much, but I do know that in this world, I will always have someone to love me, who can't love me, or envy me, I'm the fucking shit.
"Maggie!" I called out to my fire type comrade, "Maggie, where the hell are you?"
"Right here," he said walking out and what I saw made my jaw drop in disbelief. I saw a tall Pokémon with flames above his eyes and his tail. He had four spikes alone his spine and had a flame design on his stomach which was pretty hot. "I am Magmar, the evolved form of your beloved Maggie the Magby."
Magmar, a powerful looking fire type with a… duck bill, aw hell no, passing that shit up.
"What's up Maggie," I said trying my best to keep a straight face, but come on, he looks ridiculous. "I, umm, have something I need to say to you, umm… I'm gay."
"What?"
"I'm gay." Utter disbelief.
"No."
"Yep."
"Just… no." he said starting to get worked up.
"Magby I'm gay, I'm sorry, I know you like me, but…" was all I said before I saw a red flame come at me but it didn't hit me, it hit… Bea?
AKI SPEAKS ABOUT CHAPTER 7:
WATCH THE SHOES OSTRITCH YA KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS LIKE TWO WATCHES (TELL EM)
J.K. CAPITOL- 2 CHAINZ VERSE
THIS CHAPTER WAS THE HARDEST THUS FAR TO WRITE BECAUSE IT HAD TO BE SLOW, I HAD CONTEMPLATED STOPPING AT 600 WORDS BUT I DIDN'T. I SURPRISED MYSELF WITH THIS CHAPTER AND NOW FOR MY GREAT QUESTION, "HOW WILL I GET OUT THE HOLE THIS TIME" I GOT MY PEN, COMPUTER, ROPE AND PICK AXE, I WILL WRITE WHEN I'm UP OUT THIS HOLE.
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