This chapter is dedicated to UltraRecycloVegetarian and Guest (Gives a hug).


Dear DP Phans,

I am taken, baby pops. Perhaps you have met my boyfriend, Skulker?

I'm not going to date the dipstick or any of his loser friends.

Sorry to burst all of your bubbles.

Also, I thought the fact that I fight him would be a sign that I. Don't. The. Dipstick.

So, that ship = not happening.

Keep on rocking,

Ember


Dear DP Phans,

Okay, who haven't you shipped me with? Ember and I are friends, and that's pushing it a bit.

Sincerely,

Danny