This chapter is dedicated to UltraRecycloVegetarian and Guest (Gives a hug).
Dear DP Phans,
I am taken, baby pops. Perhaps you have met my boyfriend, Skulker?
I'm not going to date the dipstick or any of his loser friends.
Sorry to burst all of your bubbles.
Also, I thought the fact that I fight him would be a sign that I. Don't. The. Dipstick.
So, that ship = not happening.
Keep on rocking,
Ember
Dear DP Phans,
Okay, who haven't you shipped me with? Ember and I are friends, and that's pushing it a bit.
Sincerely,
Danny
