Sorry for the late update people. Busy around the holiday. Got a 360 for christmas and got a lot of new games to play.

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Red vs. Blue The Pirate Chronicles

part 7: Caboose The Vehicle Destroyer

"Running, running!" Caboose kept saying as he ran. He didn't keep track of where he was going, he had just been running back and forward in the canyon for a half hour. He found himself back at blue base. He looked around and didn't saw any of his friends. But he saw Sheila, not moving and whit the pirate tank pointing it's gun at her.

"Do you think that I can destroy it whit one shot?" Said Sergej the pirate whit a light Russian accent.

"No, you need at least two shots to destroy it." Answered Frankie the pirate. Ali the pirate said something in Arabic.

"Seriously dude, you got' a start speaking English." Frankie said.

Again, Ali said something in Arabic.

"Okay, now I'm getting mad."

"Stay away from Sheila!" Screamed a voice.

"What the hell?"

Caboose leaped down from nowhere and grabbed the tanks gun. His natural strength combined together whit his need to save Sheila made him super strong for the moment. He pulled of the tanks cannon and used it as a baseball bat to send the Arabian pirate flying. The Russian pirate was crushed by the cannon. Frankie had already ran off.

"Thank you Caboose." Said Sheila

"I'm just glad you're safe." Caboose answered

"But I wonder where Andy is."

Somewhere nearby in the canyon.

"Where am I? How did I get here?" Said Andy in confusion

"Could you go find Andy for me Caboose? I can't move." Sheila asked Caboose

"Sure Sheila!" He answered enthusiastically and ran off.

"How will I find Andy?" Caboose thought as he searched for Andy. "Maybe he's under this rock. Nope. Or behind this one. No. Or this one. No again. Maybe he's under that other rock."

Red base five minutes earlier.

"No I will not help Grif!" Sarge said to Simmons

"But Donut is there whit him." Simmons replied

"I'll help Grif when pigs fly!"

At that moment a flock of Fly-pigs flew over the canyon.

At Grif and Donuts rock.

"Look Grif, the fly-pigs are heading south." Donut said to Grif "That means that winter is coming."

"Shut up Donut and help me fight these guys off."

"But the pigs flew, sir." Simmons said to his superior officer

"I don't care." Said Sarge "Here's a new one. I'll help Grif when Arabic people fly."

A second later, Ali the pirate came flying over the base, cursing in Arabic. Sarge and Simmons looked at the scene whit confusion.

"Fine, let's go help Grif and Donut."

"Watch out!!" Fred the pirate yelled as their warthog went over the cliff outside the cave. The warthog hit the ground whit a metallic sound and the warthog bounced and landed on its wheels. The bomb that was meant to blow up the canyon( Fred was holding it) flew out the warthog and landed whit a thud.

"Watch where your driving jack-ass!" Fred yelled to Carl, who was driving.

"How would I know that there was cliff here."

"You made me drop the bomb!" Fred said and hopped out of the warthog and tried to pick up the bomb. It was to heavy for him.

"Get over here and help me!"

"Fine."

Carl went over to Fred to help him.

"Okay on three. One. Two. Three."

Thud. Rolling noise.

"Great, now the bomb rolled under the warthog."

"Well help me get it out of there."

"I am Caboose the vehicle destroyer!!!" A soldier in blue armour who appeared whit a rocket launcher.

"Damn."

Caboose fired the rocket launcher and it hit under the warthog. Right at the bomb. The warthog disappeared in a fire ball.

Red base. 2 minutes earlier.

"Die you stupid reds!" A pirate yelled as he fired at the rock where Grif and Donut was hiding.

"Yeah! Die reds!" Said another pirate

Then a large pillar of fire rose to the sky.

In the distraction caused Grif took the chance to shoot the gun out of one of the pirates hands.

"Ow! Unfair dude!" The pirate yelled as he grabbed his pistol. "Get him guys!"

A flaming wreck that used to be a warthog crashed on top of his two fellows pirates and instantly killing them. The surviving pirate found himself outnumbered and outgunned. So he an for his life.

About five minute later Sarge and Simmons stormed in and fired their guns. The reason that they where late was later explained. Sarge had hopped that if they waited a little. Grif would die.