Sorry, this chapter's pretty boring, but it's just a filler chapter, there'll be more stuff happening in the next chapter. Thank you to everyone who was dropped a review, I love getting them, please let me know what you think of this chapter.

Chapter 6

UNIT HQ, the Tower of London

"Doctor, we should go." River said gently, touching his shoulder.

"It would have been my fault. I go by the name Doctor. That name's a promise. Never cruel or cowardly. Never give up. Never give in. Letting you kill all those people would have been breaking that promise." He gazed at Kate long and hard, his bushy eyebrows frowning, then turned away.

"I'm sorry Doctor." Kate called after him as he left the room.

"Would you like me to show you out?" Osgood, came up to them as they came out.

"I've been here so many times I know my way about Osgood, but I like your company. You aren't like all those other screaming humans, you're smart." Osgood quickly took out her inhaler and had a big puff.

"Thank you." She smiled.

"Are you saying I'm a dumb, screaming human?" Bill exclaimed.

"No," The Doctor said immediately. "Well… Only sometimes." Bill punched him lightly on the shoulder.

"Hey!" The Doctor said angrily. "See, just the like the rest of the human race, going around and abusing poor old men."

"You're a time lord though sir," Nardole pointed out. "So you may be old, but your body isn't that old."

"I was making a joke." The Doctor scowled.

"I prefer you when your angry and doing your thing with your eyebrows." Bill laughed.

"What is wrong with my eyebrows?" The Doctor asked. "They're just eyebrows. Why is it every time I regenerate, everyone makes fun of me for something?"

"You did have a really pointy chin." River laughed.

"That wasn't my fault. And before that I was too skinny. They said I nearly gave people a paper cut if I hug them."

"I only met you once then, but that is so true." River said. The Doctor scowled at her.

"And before that I had massive ears." They reached the T.A.R.D.I.S. "You want to come with us?" He turned to Osgood.

"I'd love to, but I have things here on Earth to do Doctor, you know how it is." Osgood smiled.

"I'll see you again some time then." The Doctor unlocked the T.A.R.D.I.S and everyone but him went inside.

"Yeah." Osgood said and turned away to go back to the Tower of London. The Doctor watched her walk away before going inside.

"Sir, what are you going to do about Jack?" Nardole asked nodding at the head still sitting here.

"Yeah, that's a good point, I can't just stay here forever. Is there not some way you can reattach my head to the my body?" Jack asked as the Doctor took his sonic sunglasses off him.

"No. Your body's one of the headless monks now. There may be something I can do though." He says.

"Will you get me a new body?" Jack asked. "I hope it'll be one that's fit, I spend so long keeping my six pack up, it'll be annoying to start again."

"Erm, Jack, there's an issue." The Doctor says, starting up the T.A.R.D.I.S.

"What please don't tell me I'm gonna end up with a weedy little 10 year old body." Jack said.

"The only person to my knowledge who has ever tried to do head transplants, well let's just say his body donors aren't always willing donors."

"So what are you going to do?" Jack asked. "I can't just live on here forever." He said.

"It'd get you into a lot less trouble." The Doctor grumbled.

"What, are you serious? You can't just leave me here." Jack said.

"Can't you just take me to this dodgy guy?" He asked.

"No. He'd kill one of us to use for the body."

"So, which one of you guys are going to volunteer?" He asked, glancing between the Doctor and Nardole.

"First of all, him I'd just regenerate, or would I? I don't know I've never been beheaded before. Would it just work the same or not?" The Doctor pondered on that thought for a minute. "And second of all, we're not going to him. 90% of the time the transfers don't work and if they do then the life span is a lot shorter."

"Better than me staying here, plus I'm immortal so I could just keep getting transfers."

"Oh yes and I suppose your life is more important than the lives of all those 'donors." The Doctor said angrily whilst spinning the screen around to look at it.

"So where are you taking me?" Jack asked.

"The Sisters of the Infinite Schism." He replied.

"Best hospital in the universe." Smiled River.

"You remember that?" The Doctor turned to face his wife.

"How could I forget? I gave you all my regenerations so you would live and then you took me there until I got better." River smiled. "And then I went on to study archaeology, and the rest, as they say is history."

"Or the future, depending on when we are in our time streams." The Doctor smiled.

"I suppose you're right."

"Somebody get me a sick bucket." Jack complained. "Stop flirting and tell me what's going to happen to me."

"I don't know." The Doctor said. "Well I do, but I can't tell you."

"Why not?" Jack protested.

"Spoilers." River grinned, raising her eyebrows.

"Oh great, so everyone knows except me. Do I turn out hideous?" He asked.

"Oh stop being so conceited." The Doctor pulled a lever down and the T.A.R.D.I.S stopped shuddering. "Nardole, go and get a sister."

"Why me?" Nardole complained, but he was already walking to the door.

"Because you're the most annoying."

"What's going to happen to him?" Bill asked.

"I can't tell you that, yet." The Doctor said.

"Why not?" Bill asked.

"Jack's here and he can't know until it's happened or it could change the course of history."

"I'm pretty sure every time you step into the T.A.R.D.I.S you change the course of history."

"For the better." He said as Nardole returned.

"Now what's the issue?" The sister he had with him asked.

"Well you see my friend here has been decapitated, and as annoying as he is, I don't want him to die, but I can't keep him wired up forever."

"How did you manage to keep him alive long enough to wire him up?" The sister asked.

"I'm immortal, I just kept dying and coming back to life until he wired me up." Jack answered.

"Well that's good, it'll mean we can just take you straight through and wire you up on one of the wards, can I?" She gestured to the wires attached to his head.

"Sure, be careful not to drop me." Jack said, winking at her. The Doctor pulled the wires out and slung them around the console as Jack died and the sister picked him up. She took his head out the T.A.R.D.I.S and Nardole, Bill, River and the Doctor followed her down a maze of corridors and onto a large ward. She went to an empty bed by the window and placed his head on the pillow. She then went into a store cupboard and took various wires out and plugged him into the computer sitting by the bed.

"How are you feeling?" She asked as Jack once more came to life.

"I'm a bit peckish actually, I could kill for a pizza takeaway right now." He grinned.

"What type of pizza?" The sister asked.

"Pepperoni all the way." Jack said. "With extra cheese and stuffed crust." The sister tapped on the computer.

"We'll have that for you right away, would you like me to send a nurse to help you eat it?" She asked.

"Why thank you." He smiled at her charmingly.

"Stop flirting." The Doctor said, whilst looking at the computer by another patient on the ward. The sister disappeared and a red nurse came in with a warm pizza box.

"Your pizza sir." He said.

"Thanks." Jack said, and opened his mouth as the nurse took a slice out and held it by his mouth so he could take a bite. Bill, smelling the fresh pepperoni pizza went towards him and stole a slice out of the box. She took a huge bite.

"Mm." She licked her lips appreciatively. "I think I'll come here more often. Normal hospital food is disgusting."

***Yesterday's episode of Dr Who spoilers***

. Well where to begin?... SO AWESOME…. FAVOURITE EPISODE SO FAR. SO AWESOME. I AM ALMOST SPEECHLESS AT THE GREATNESS OF IT. The chemistry between Missy and The Master was just amazing. I just loved the jokes they kept making about each other and how the master couldn't get over the fact that he became a female. I'm not gonna think too closely about their deaths though. Double suicide of a future and past regeneration of the Master on another version of themselves. As the Doctor would put it time isn't a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

I loved it though. Bill X Heather though at the end. That was adorable, they're officially my new OTP, I might even, when I can be bothered, write a short story about one of their adventures together. What I want to know though, is if Bill will still travel with the Doctor. Cos Heather said that they could go back to Earth and make Bill human and then change her back again, so will she lead three lives? One with Heather, one with the Doctor, and one serving chips at the university. Idk, is this just me wanting Bill back too much? I did think it was slightly stupid, I mean Moffat did it with Clara as well, don't get me wrong I quite like Stephen Moffat but he does need to learn THERE'S NOT ALWAYS A FAIRY TALE ENDING.

Mini rage over now. And we still don't know who the next Doctor is, I'm kinda hoping they don't tell us and we find out in the actual Christmas episode, that would make it so good, but the wait might just kill me.

Anyway, what are your thoughts on the episode?