One day, Donald Trump wanted a really fucking terrible quality pizza. So he went to Dominos.
On an unrelated note,
"FREDDY! STOP SWAFFELEN CHICA!"
"FREDDY! DON'T LET PEDOPHILE INTO THE PIZZERIA!"
"FREDDY! DON'T PRESS THE "NUKE KYLE" BUTTON!"
"FREDDY! DON'T- Actually, that's not so bad…. WAIT NO, STOP!"
[Why the hell am I alive? Kill me now.]
