"I swear a have done nothing!"

A brown haired youth was in seiza in front of the bed in the room.

The room itself was simple yet comfy. The posters of naked women were nowhere to be seen and at the top of the desk sat a small pile of leather-bound books.

If Matsuda and Motohama saw this place they would ask where the real Issei was, for there was no chance of this place being the bedroom of someone such as the perverted Hyoudou.

Atop the bed, still wrapped around the bed sheets was the kimono clad kitsune known as Kunou. The girl didn't stir, seemingly oblivious to the brunette that was sweating bullets.

I don't remember bringing Kunou home with me yesterday. I even said my goodbyes and came home, why in bloody hell is she in my fucking bed?! The questions that banged inside Issei's head stayed unanswered as he tried to remember anything that he might have done wrong.

Thinking for a bit in his position, Issei went through his memories of the events of the prior day.

Went to Kyoto, had some fun with the Youkais, drank with Tiamat and Yasaka-san, talked and played a bunch with Kunou, said my goodbyes and came home with a drunk Tiamat. Nothing dangerous, so why is she here?

[As much as it is fun to see you desperate trying to figure out if you mated with a Youkai child, pissed off the Kyuubi, and broke the human law, I must assure you, partner, that you have done no such things. The Youkai young came here through a teleportation charm.]

A charm?...w-well, it doesn't matter how she came any way! If anyone found me in bed with a little girl there would be more than troublesome misunderstandings to solve.

[Yes partner, a charm. I never stoped to look properly at them as flying beats most movement magic but the Japanese gods sure taught their Shinto priests some convenient techniques.]

...They seem really convenient now that you mention them...WAIT! that's not our problem right now. I want to know what to do with the little girl in my bed!

[Seeing as you have caused no harm upon the kitsune and her purity remains intact, I see no problem in calling her mother or simply dropping her at her place.]

Yeah, that is a good idea...

"Ise-nii...munyah..."

-Cuteness overload- Critical hit!

Player Hyoudou Issei takes -250 damage.

150/400 HP remaining.

Arhh she is too cute Ddraig!

[I assure you do not want to go down that path partner. In older times it would be acceptable but in current times trouble would arise from mating...]

I DO NOT WANT TO "MATE" WITH HER YOU SICK FUCK! I just said she is cute you damn dragon. What kind of person would I be if I laid my hands upon such a sweet girl?! She is even calling my name in her sleep.

[A pervert!]

...

...

...touché Ddraig, touché.

[Indeed partner]

—-(-o-)—-

With no better alternative, Issei grabbed Kunou and draped her over his right shoulder. The kitsune responded in her sleep by grabbing him and hanging herself in his chest as if some front-place backpack.

The brunette sighed, having no other options as to which rely upon. Giving up in any struggle, Issei headed downstairs, trying to ignore the asleep fox-girl that hanged in his front.

Ignoring her nibbling at his shoulder was the harder part as Ise really wished she wasn't so cute. Now he could understand better Matsuda's fetish...

...No, I belong to the "big boobs-lover" faction! I will not be led astray from my oppai-filled life. It awaits for me at Kuoh!

...but she smells so good! And is so soft!

She looks almost like Yasaka. I can see where she got the looks from, I feel so...

[Partner, you might want to stop right there if you so wish as to keep the kitsune youngling pure.]

-!-

H-hey thanks Ddraig! I almost lost my cool there.

[Think nothing of it partner. Youki can be quite dangerous to be around if you are not used to it.]

It was clear to see that Issei's hands had snaked their way into grabbing the girl's bottom. He rapidly removed his hands from Kunou's soft flesh and focused in just holding her in place, avoiding touching her skin more than necessary.

The brunette went to the living room that was empty. It would be a surprise if his parents were up at the crack of the sun. Somehow managing to separate Kunou from his chest, the girl pouting and grumbling in her sleep, and deposited her in the bigger couch.

Searching his jacket pockets for his phone, the teen quickly found it and searched Tiamat's number. If anyone knew how to send Kunou home it would be her.

Having no success with the call, Issei send a message to the dragon lady and went to the kitchen. While not hangover, some coffee would certainly be appreciated and while he was at it, breakfast seemed a good option. He would not feel right if he send Kunou home with an empty stomach. Besides, who knew when his parents were going to wake up?!

He hand-brewed coffee and went to fix the table for his guest. Frying some eggs and thinly sliced bacon for a quick breakfast. While rice was good it would take him a bit more time to make it, and he was way too hungry to wait. Besides, it would be good to introduce Kunou to more western meals.

Messing around with some more ingredients, Issei fixed a nice breakfast for everyone and went to wake the youkai.

"Time to wake up Kunou-chan."

"...m-muh...Ishe-nii...five more minutes..."

You are too goddamn cute for your own good. What would happen if Nii-san was a man with bad intentions?!

[You say as if you aren't one.]

Shut up you old prick!

It took a good 20 minutes until Kunou managed to eat breakfast. Issei had finished his own quickly and just stayed there sipping some coffee and observing the kitsune.

After Kunou ate, she apologized for invading his home, which he forgave as soon as he looked at her down tail and flat ears. The kitsune only said that she wanted to spend some more time with her favorite "Ise-nii".

After spending sometime talking and making sure she would not invade again, Issei gave Kunou a quick hug as the youkai looked around her kimono for a transportation tag/charm. When she found the paper she gave a last shy bow and activated the magic. She was gone in seconds, being taken away in a shower of blue flames.

The brunette let out a sigh of relief. As much as he found Kunou adorable, there was this little, dark voice in his mind that whispered for him to take her for himself. Maybe he should stop discussing such perverted issues with Matsuda for a while. The bald man was a comrade of soul but his ideas were giving Ise the creeps.

—(-o-)—

Sunday was spent lazing around and resting from his outing with Tiamat. The next Monday would be his introduction day to heaven. Kuoh Academy.

—(-o-)—

Yawn...

As Issei walked to school he pondered sleepily about how things worked out. One month ago he was as ignorant about the supernatural as they come. Now he was the host of one of the Heavenly Dragons who supposedly could slay gods, hey man don't question it. The truth can be weirder than fiction.

...

As the brunette came closer and closer to school grounds he recognized people from his school.

Better yet... girls.

Their uniform was the stuff of legends! Corsets, short skirts, high length silk socks, even the shoulder cape was somehow alluring. It was as if they were intentionally teasing him.

Perverted thoughts aside, for now, Issei observed with little care the man's uniform. Black pants, a simple white button-up shirt and a dark wine colored blazer over it. Simple and neat, yet elegant and casual. Quite a good choice for infiltration if only lacking in the defense and utility department. The blazer only had one inside pocket inside at chest height. Predictable and limited options for hidden itens to be brought upon-...

And then his sex drive was suddenly gone, replaced with a calculative, analytic view of things. Who knew that reading a bit would change your mind like that? But then again he was a major pervert due to being presented with a doushujin when he was younger. That old man at the park knew what he was talking about when he said boobs were life.

As he kept a easy to follow pace, Issei passed through the school gates without any event of importance...

That's what he would like to say but instead as soon as Issei crossed the school gates he felt a small tingling sensation. A ward spell, commonly referred as a watching barrier. Devilry in nature, the barrier was a passive one, made to detect individuals with high levels of magic and power. Lucky him he had trained how to mask him magic waves and power.

Of course if he Boosted or Tri-Boosted his aura would jump and flare out greatly, but as long as he kept his power stable Issei would not be detected. He wanted no trouble after dealing with the ogre who assaulted him.

Going to his class was a nice walk and he was able to get a good view of the school campus and facilities. The first day would be a laid-back one but he could at least ogle the girls stealthily and hopefully not gather unnecessary attention to himself.

—-(-o-)—-

His plans were almost completely destroyed upon the arrival of Matsuda and Motohama, the fucking twats. As soon as they spotted Issei they ran towards him at his seat in class, almost shouting their usual banter.

"ISSEI! This school rocks man, these girls have such great opp-..."

"You wouldn't believe the size of some of these gir-..."

And...

PUNCH!

Hyoudou punched them, almost knocking the duo down. Some girls around glanced and gave a few whispers. Even some guys looked over and looked from the corner of their eyes. Popularity was a thing for teenagers.

"What the hell man? Is that how you treat a friend you haven't seen in such a long time?" The bald-cut Matsuda said while massaging his head at the spot Issei gave a "love tap".

"Yeah Issei, what gives man? I was about to tell you about- okay okay lower your hand man, why you so aggressive today bro?!" Motohama shot while fixing his glasses in place, giving them the creepy reflection he was so famous back in middle school for.

"Guys, I found a secret that I would like to share with you. It might even give us our so desired dream!" Issei answered, looking through his bag and taking out a small notebook and a pen. Passing a few pages with some notes scribbled down, he looked for a clean page. As soon as he found one he wrote something.

"Spit it out already man."

"Out with it!"

"Calm down guys. Such a thing can't be said like this without some briefing. For now just trust me and do not talk about H*" he even did the letter in English so no one would get its meaning.

The duo stared at him with curiosity for a moment before the idea clicked in their heads as comprehension expressed itself on their faces.

"Good, are you free today after school?" He waited for them to nod their heads. "Wonderful. We are going to my job after school."

Questioning glances from the people around them almost tore holes in the back of the (secretly, for now at least, perverted) duo to stare at Issei. The trio ignored it for now.

"Since when did you get a part-time?" Asked Motohama.

"Not important right now. The important thing is that I work there and got some tips from my manager on how to make our dream come true!" Tiamat wasn't exactly shy about her sexuality. She sometimes would speak out loud when only the usual staff was around about how she went in live. The majority of it was about some fight she would have with powerful individuals , some drinking about and the one Issei paid the most attention: how she would bed girls and that at a older time she herself had a Harem of beautiful woman. Something about them as offerings due to the religion at the time. Being a Sumeric/Babylonian god had its perks at that time according to her.

"So until we are there, not a word about H." His tone was clear for them, and the duo looked about ready to cry.

"While we drowned in despair our comrade went ahead and carved a beautiful path and is even offering us a hand to guide us! Issei, you are such a kind soul! Please let me call you aniki!"

"Come on guys, we are comrades, friends. And friends help friends."

"Such a god! You are our hero!"

To the rest of the class that entire conversation was weird. People tried to guess about the trio but without more clues only so much could be imagined.

—(-o-)—-

And the day went calmly by Issei got a good feel for the school. Talking a bit with Matsuda and Motohama was nice, even if stressful at times due to them almost slipping up various times about their perversion. If asked Issei would not lie about his dream of having a harem or even about being a pervert, but there was no need to openly shout it to the skies and make his dream harder to become true. It would already be hard to convince a girl to date him due to his plain appearance, now talk about 5 or 6 girls!

So he would build up a nice image, not lying but not telling the entire truth. And his friends would need to brush up if they wanted to keep up with him. It would not be fair to leave his friends in the dark while he shot ahead of the competition, so he would give them the basics and them they would brush up on their own. Hey don't give the man the fish, teach him how to get it!

The home room teacher was a bishounen and the girls were already going "Kyah kyah" so it was a steep climb for their dreams.

The teacher got the entire class to the gymnasium were the headmaster gave a speech about academics and hard work, the brunette wasn't paying attention. But as soon as the old man dressed in his fancy suit stepped down from the stand Issei felt his instincts flare up.

Danger!

His head shot up to the girl on the stand. Black hair cut in a bob style and the girls uniform perfectly placed, not a inch out of place, on her body. It complimented her features, giving her a unique appeal. Her eyes stern and cold, giving everything the analytical glance, and her face screamed seriousness. Her mere presence inspired strictness upon you, pared with the cold aura she carried. The mature beauty appeal.

The President of the student council. The Kaichou*. She was dangerous. She was sexy. She was...

A Devil.

And quite a powerful one at that. Issei suspected that the barrier around the school was her work. He could feel the power of High-class blood in her. Was she the one who "claimed" Kuoh as her home ground?

While he could tell she was strong with just a glance, his mind told him that while it would be a hard-fought battle, he could come out on top. The majority of his skills were unknown to her and he had [Boosted Gear] as a trump card. Just because you knew what it did, it didn't meant you could win against it.

Her speech was barely heard as he focused more on masking his presence with the crowd of students. If he erased his presence so suddenly in front of her, she would be able to pick on the "nothingness" he would leave behind. She would notice he was there not because she could detect him but due to the fact that she couldn't.

Until she finished, Issei spend the time nervously keeping his presence in check, he erased it to the maximum he could, so that it felt he was barely there. Just one more body in the crowd. It worked as Sona Shitori, her name the only thing he kept from the speech, barely spared him a glance.

—(-o-)—

After some more boring words from the headmaster, everyone was dismissed to their classes. The day went by slowly as things proceeded normally.

During his presentation for the class he kept it short and simple.

"My name is Issei Hyoudou and I'm 16. I like games and cooking. I work part-time at a cafe so I take requests. I hope to get along with you all so please take care of me."

There, he said it as cooly as he could. Did he stutter or sounded nervous?

Some curious glances and a few "ohh" sounded as the majority responded with "same" or "what can you cook?". Nice! Reputation was up for him.

After that nothing important happened, this time for real. Teachers came and went, introducing themselves and getting to know the class. Some people tried to warm up to him and he tried to not embarrass himself. None stuck around for long to warrant a friendship but at least he was not disliked. Matsuda and Motohama also didn't do too bad in their introductions. In fact they did quite good by mentioning the fact that they were, in middle school, a jock and a photography member. They only did poor when they couldn't really explain why they quit.

Outside of that things went by fine. They ate lunch together and talked about joining said clubs again. Photography club for Motohama and the track team for Matsuda.

Issei wouldn't be joining any clubs. He had his own training and his work so free time was appreciated.

When school was done he took his friends to the cafe. They talked for a bit more before Issei had to change into his work uniform. They parted ways as Issei went to work and the duo went home.

The work was normal for the day: make some non-alcoholic beverages due to current time, make some snacks and serve clients with finesse and charm.

Tiamat wasn't present for now, something about a hangover. Yukihime was in charge for the for the rest of the day which went nicely calm.

By the time Issei went back home the cafe was about to become full of people for nighttime. The teen could only work that shift in the weekend were he could be there all day and the majority of the night.

When he reached back home, Issei dropped down by the couch. The day had been mentally draining. He went to the kitchen to grab a quick bite when he found a plate in the microwave, curry! There was a note by the counter too.

"Sweety good night,

Since you are coming home late and probably tired I made some meat curry just for you, hope you like it!

We are really proud of you Ise!"

A smile found itself in his mouth as he wolfed down his plate.

—-(-o-)—-

"...and as such we are avoiding any talk about our dream while our classmates are around. Got it?!"

The plan was to behave and up their reputation. Luck was on their side as no one seemed to know about their reputation on middle school. Those were dark times for the trio.

They all agreed in not messing up this time. Kuoh was the paradise they dreamed so much with.

As the days passed school went by normally for our trio of (secretly) perverts. Motohama managed to enter the photography club and was doing his best to never get in trouble. He always kept two Sd cards to avoid getting found when taking "different" pictures and was quickly making a name for himself due to his skill in always getting the best shots for his club. Even the budget of his club was increased.

Motohama ended up going back to the track team and was starting to regain his athletic body which he lost while following the way of the pervert. He noticed his stamina increased when he was "busy".

Isse was the only one who didn't increase his reputation as much. He was known as a nice classmate who was reliable and could cook nice snacks. Surprisingly for those who took time to talk with him, the brunette was well versed in a lot of things. Not getting too much attention but also not getting hated.

While his dream of having a harem was engraved in his soul, Issei was having a bit of a issue finding his "normal" human classmates attractive. Do not get him wrong he found the girls in his class cute and pretty, but his sexual desire was never at full throttle never them. Tiamat, Yukihime, Yasaka-san, hell even Kunou were 1000x more attractive. They seemed to awaken a primal desire in Issei. Something much more than just carnal pleasure.

...

To pleasure them to the limits of their mind...

To make them beg for him...

To ravage thEM INTESILY...

TO DOMINATE THEM...

...

It was scary how he seemed to be getting way too comfortable to these thoughts. Ddraig also didn't help much. The red dragon only said that such thoughts were normal for a dragon? Was he calling Ossei a dragon? Training only seemed to intensify these feelings and the stronger he got more these thoughts floated on his mind.

School was done for the day and Issei was at work now.

"Issei!"

Tiamat called for him.

"Yes Tiamat!"

"When was the last time you took a girl on a date?"

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hey what up you nerds? Sorry for the wait. Eat it up and review so I can improve and post more. Go read quality content( not mine, what are you even doing reading these man?).

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