A/N: Ah~! Finally an update~ Thank you so much for your many kind reviews~ *bows profusely* :D Oh and sorry for the long wait~ this chapter is quite long so yea, enjoy~!

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Chapter 5

"Are you guys sure about this?"
"Of course~"
"Let's do this!"
"Yoshaaa!"
"Hn."
"Hush down, we don't want Dame-Tsuna to hear us."
"I still think that Juudaime is not gonna appreciate us for doing this behind his back…"
"Then don't, it's as simple as that." Mukuro stated.
"I don't wanna leave Juudaime to the likes of you!"

"Well then quit your yapping and let's begin."
The Balinese glared but kept silent.
"Alright then, this is a do or die match to see who takes Tsunayoshi-kun's first!"
There were a chorus of "Ah's!"
A serious aura enveloped the group.

It was dark and only a candle lit the room.
7 suspicious figures formed into a circle.

"Let's begin…" Mukuro stated. "At the count of three…"

"One…"
"Two…"
"Three!"
"ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!" They all chorused.

Then the closet door opens and a small brunette stands by the entrance with a very disappointed look on his face.

Silence. VERY awkward silence.

Tsuna deadpanned. "What the hell are you guys doing?"
"Ah…a cat ritual? Ehehe…"

More awkward silence…

"Just please get out of my closet…" Tsuna sighed. "And Mukuro where do you think you're going?"
"Hm~ I'm going outside like you asked, dear Tsunayoshi-kun~" the Siamese cooed.
Tsuna smiles at this.
"Sure~" A pause then his smile turned into a frown. "After you put down my boxers."
So after molesting him all the time they start stealing his underwear now too. Wonderful, Simply wonderful. Note the sarcasm.

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Tsuna paced the room back and forth.
He couldn't believe it.
Dino was coming over!
And today as well!
He searched in his brain for any excuse but nothing came to mind.
And so that left him with one last option…

"You guys need to hide! Now!"
"If you think I'd stay in the broom closet for 24 hours then you have another thing coming, herbivore." Hibari stated.
"I agree. And besides, there is no way in hell you'd be able to hide all of us in this little apartment of yours." Reborn added.

Tsuna was thoughtful for awhile.

"You're right; Giotto wouldn't fit in the laundry machine…"
At that moment Giotto spat out the milk he was drinking.
The cats could only stare at their owner in disbelief.
"What? I'm thinking alright!"

It was hopeless…he was gonna be locked up in a mental hospital or arrested for mutating people…or worse…be framed of being an otaku pervert!
"Gah!" The brunette yelled. "It's the end!"
"Oh relax, Dame-Tsuna."
"How can I! What if he sees your ears!"
"And tails!" Giotto added while raising his hand.

Seriously. Not helping.

Tsuna gave him a look while the blonde just smiled obliviously.
"Yes, thank you for pointing that out, Giotto…"
"I thought I told you that only children and you can see it." Reborn stated as he rolled his eyes.
"But what if you're wrong!"
"I'm Reborn, I'm never wrong." The Turkish van replied smugly.
Tsuna felt the urge to kill rising and rising.
"And besides, what's the worse that clumsy blonde can do?"

Apparently Dino had already seen Reborn after his last visit to see how Tsuna and Giotto were doing. So they kind of met. Not exactly a happy experience as Tsuna would recall.

"Still!"

"Don't worry Tsunayoshi-kun, I'll let him no that his brother is in good hands….Very good hands…Kufufufu~"
"Hiiie! No Mukuro! No sexual innuendos please. That would make everything worse!"
"But Juudaime if he's your older brother then he would definitely be kind and understanding as you…"
Yea. Way to suck it up Gokudera.
Readers, no perverted thoughts please~
Smiley face.

"Gokudera-kun, we're not real brothers, but he acts that way towards me." Tsuna muttered blushing a little. Ahh...why did Gokudera-kun have to praise him so much?

"Of course he'll understand!" Byakuran started. "For I am more than qualified to be Tsu-chan's husband! And we shall have many cute children!"

"Hiiie! Byakuran I can't get pregnant! I'm male!"
"That never stopped me from trying, Tsu-chan~"
Cue evil smirk
"Hiiie!"
'He did not say that! He did not just say that!'

"Bastard! You are the most unfit to be Juudaime's husband! Oh no wait, it's pineapple over there."
"Oya? Was that supposed to be an insult? After I very well took Tsunayoshi-kun's first~?"
"Hiiie! No you didn't!"
"WTH! Then why were you joining the rock paper scissors contest then? Explain that, idiot!" Gokudera yelled angrily.
"Kufufufu~ I wanted to go another round~"
Tsuna blinked.
"I thought you guys were doing a ritual?"

"Ah…"

Everybody who was previously chatting went quiet, only Yamamoto's laugh was heard.
That until he was thwacked by Gokudera to 'Shut the hell up, you baseball idiot!'
"Just ignore him, Tsunayoshi-kun and let's continue our nightly endeavors~ Kufufu~"
"Hiie! Stop that! You and I never did anything from the beginning!"
"Oya, I'm hurt Tsunayoshi-kun…after I pleasured you well and-"
"Gah! Just stop! Oh dear God just stop!"
"Kufufufu~"
"Tsuna…you didn't need to hide it from us…"
"Yamamoto! He's lying! He's lying!" They were clearly not listening to him.
"How dare you to even touch Juudaime!"
"I believe I don't need your petty permission to touch what I feel like touching." Mukuro shot back. "Oh? Don't tell me you're gonna marry myTsunayoshi-kun."
"I-I didn't say anything! But if there's no one else, then I would be honored to-"

"Haha! See! You really want to Gokudera!"
"Ara ara, what a hypocrite~"
"Shut up you damn baseball idiot and marshmallow brain!"
"Please, don't cuss at me! You're as perverted as Giotto-chan loves rolling on the rug."
In other words, that meant that Gokudera was Very perverted.
"Why you!"
"Um...guys...? I'm being forgotten here..." Tsuna mumbled.

Then they all suddenly began grabbing /coughgropingcough/ Tsuna, yelling 'mine' and whatnot.

"You can't have Tsunayoshi." Hibari stated, stepping into the group before pulling Tsuna towards him.
Tsuna looked up at his savior.
"H-hibari-san…"
"Tsunayoshi will be my bride and he'll be marrying me."
Tsuna deadpanned once more. Will he ever be truly saved?

No? Yea, he didn't think so too.

And as if on cue the front door opened.
Time seemed to stop for Tsuna, when the door swung open to reveal a tall blonde with two tiny munchkins holding onto his pants. The twins blinked innocently as everyone fell silent. It was the tall blonde who broke the awkward silence by asking
"I may have heard wrong but…who's marrying Tsuna?"

Everyone froze for a bit after a long deadly silence, everyone raised their hands quickly.
Tsuna wanted to bang his head on the wall.
"Ahaha! Stop joking guys! D-Dino-san you're early, how'd you get in?" Maybe changing the subject would draw the attention away from thosesuspiciouslooking characters behind Tsuna, a.k.a the cats.

"Pfff, I know where you hide the keys, Tsuna!" The blonde grinned.
"Under the carpet!" A small blonde chimed.
"Under the carpet." A small brunette echoed.

"Oh! And you brought Natsu and Shino along too!" Tsuna stated upon seeing the twins.
"Haha they insisted."
"We missed Tsuna-nii…" They said simultaneously.

Tsuna couldn't help but smile and momentarily forgot his dilemma.

Dino Cavallone was his 20 year old childhood friend, he had slightly messy golden locks and the same caramel eyes as Tsuna. He was quite tall and had a strong build. Dino also had his left arm covered in tattoos, but he wasn't a gangster or something, in fact he was a charismatic sweetheart. He wore his favorite green hoodie over a white T-shirt and pants.

Dino, despite his good looks and top position in his career was actually a huge klutz and would easily trip on air, although a little ditzy like Yamamoto he was kind and had a soft spot for kids or anything he found cute. He would send Tsuna money every other month just to make sure if he was doing Ok, despite the brunette's protests that he was doing fine. He was also quite protective of Tsuna and showered him with much brotherly love even though they weren't really related.

He lives in Italy in his own luxurious suite and often visited Tsuna's family and when he had time off he would look after the twins. Tsuna really did admire his friend and was happy whenever he visited or kept him company.

Meanwhile the twins were only 5 years old, the oldest one being Natsu. Like Tsuna, he had the same spiky locks except it was blonde like their dad's; he had cute big caramel orbs and was the shier one. He likes to imitate Tsuna and loves lions a lot, most of his clothes included lion prints or designs in them. Natsu wore his favorite black hoodie with a lion's mane at the hood, and a lion's tail attached at the back end of the shirt, and wore striped cargo pants.

Shino was the younger twin, he had messy brown hair and had it cut similar to Dino's for he idolized him. He also had cute brown eyes and despite his innocent look was the naughtier of the two. He likes turtles a lot as Natsu likes lions, and wore a turtle clip to keep his hair from falling onto his face, had a white sleeveless hoodie with a T-shirt underneath, and striped leggings.

"Oh…so they're your new roommates?" Dino presumed, scanning the others.
"Haha! Yea! Th-they are!"

"Anyways you three should come in, its cold outside." The three did as instructed and left their shoes by the entrance.
Dino then gave Tsuna a tight hug and the atmosphere in the room suddenly tensed.
"Missed you lil bro …" Dino smiled charmingly as he pulled away.
"Haha…missed you too…" Unknowingly Tsuna blushed.

"I hope you'll all get along with my Tsuna~" The blonde chimed obliviously.
One word suddenly echoed in everyone's head, and that particular word was 'Threat!'
Well everything was a threat to them when it concerned the brunette.
Yea, they were all stupid like that.

Tsuna shivered, for some reason the atmosphere became a lot chillier than before. He took note to have the air conditioners fixed later…

And so, Tsuna began introducing them one by one.
"This is Gokudera."
"Hi, I'm Dino Cavallone, nice to meet you~" The blonde grinned.
But the Balinese just stared, a frown on his handsome features.
"Um…Gokudera-kun?"
"It's nice to meet you too, Cavallone-san." His voice did not seem amused.
He hated the fact that this guy was too clingy to his precious Juudaime, that and he was annoyed that this guy knew Tsuna longer than he did. Dino smiled sheepishly while Tsuna mentally smacked himself for forgetting that Gokudera wasn't exactly the 'sociable type' with others.

So they quickly moved on to Yamamoto.
"Yo! Nice to meet cha!" The Bombay grinned cheerfully.
"Umn! Same here~" Dino replied flashing a smile of his own and the two began to chat for a bit. Good, at least they got along.
"So, how long have you known, Tsuna?"
"Hm? About…8 years or so."
"Haha! I see~" The Bombay smiled but it seemed that the grin did not reach his eyes.

"And this is Giotto." Tsuna stated, and was about to address the blonde when the Maine coon suddenly ran up to Dino and glomped him.
"Diiinyo!"
"E-eh? Ah!" The startled blonde said as Tsuna quickly intervened.
"Bad Giotto! Stop! No!"
"But!"
"I said no!"
The blonde pouted before climbing off the other dejectedly.
"haha sorry about that, he likes to hug new people…that he's never met….cause they're new…hahaha…"
Tsuna you're a horrible liar if you haven't noticed…

"Oh…haha! That's so sweet of him~ how old is he?"
"Ah he's-"
"I'm fort-"
"-FOURTEEN! He's fourteen! Tsuna yelled. It was impossible to believe this man's real age so it was best to not let the other know.
"Haha! I see, quite tall for his age~" Dino grinned as Giotto pouted and began counting on his fingers. He was so sure that he was forty-four….

Mukuro was the next to be introduced.
"Yoroshiku, nii-san. Kufufufu~"
"Eh?" Dino blinked innocently.
Tsuna facepalmed. He had just explained it awhile ago damn it.
Dino wasn't really his older brother.
Apparently addressing to the older brother of someone as 'nii-san' meant that you like that someone.

Mukuro then wrapped his arms around the brunette. "I'll be taking what's mine now."
"Hiiie! M-Mukuro!"
"Eh? Yours?"
"Uhh just ignore him! he's crazy! Hahaha..."
"Tsunayoshi-kun I'm hurt..."
"Nice one Tsu-chan~"
"Shut up dandelion head..."
"You should know that by now that Tsu-chan doesn't love you but me~!"
"No...I don't either..."
"Hah!"
"Mou~ He's just shy~"
"Ok, this bickering is seriously getting old.."
"Ahh~ It must be a crime to look so gorgeous..."
'I'm being ignored again...'

"And this is Byakuran."
"Ciao~ yoroshiku Dino-chan~" Byakuran chimed, he smiled but his eyes scanned the blonde sharply.
"Oh you know Italian?"
"Nope~ just heard it on TV and felt like using it~"
-bump-bump-bump-
"Ara? Tsu-chan why are you bumping your precious head on the wall?"

"This is Reborn." Tsuna introduced tiredly.
The Turkish Van nodded to the blonde.
"I've been taking good care of little Tsuna here." He smirked, leaning closer to Tsuna.
"Ah, that's good~" Dino nodded obliviously.
'Lies!' Tsuna thought as the raven sauntered away. 'Since when did he take care of anything aside from himself?'
"Haha they're quite attached to you."
"Um…yea…" Tsuna then wondered if that was a good thing.

"And lastly, this is Hibari-san."
A stare.
"Ah, hello!"
Continuous staring.
"Ah…Hibari-san, say hi…" Tsuna whispered.
The Egyptian Mau's cold grey eyes narrowed.
"Hello…"
"Hiiee…"
"Ahaha! Not too friendly are ya?"
"No and I don't intend to."
"He's so cute~" Dino teased.
"Dino-san! That's a baaadidea! Don't provoke him!" Tsuna panicked and started to fear for his friend's life. Maybe he should ready the first aid kit just in case…and the number for the repair men again.

"Eh? But it's true~" Dino chuckled.
Ah…Dino…you idiot…you kind oblivious idiot…we shall pray for you…

"Hi-Hibari-san! W-wait! D-don't-"
Too late.
The skylark glared menacingly at the blonde.
"I'll bite you to death."
"Eh? Bite me? Like a vampire?"
"Ah! Hibari-san! No biting anyone to death!"

But Hibari was not a listener; he was in mid-bite to death mode when he suddenly stopped. The Egyptian Mau then turned his attention to the twins that had been staring at him in awe cutely.

Tsuna blinked. 'He actually stopped?' He thought nothing could stop the skylark once he began his assault. 'But… why?'

"Kitty~!" The twins squealed excitedly as they tried to grab Hibari's black tail.

Crap! He remembered that kids can see their cat ears and tails!
"Hiiie! No!"

"Eh? Kitty? I don't see any cats…"
"Ah! I-it must be their imagination! You know kids!"
"Oh, by the way, where are those cats you kept telling me about?" Dino said recalling the brunette talking about it around 5 times on the phone.

Tsuna was on the edge of losing it, for one: The twins were messing around with Hibari's tail and had a high chance of being bitten. Although, Hibari didn't seem to mind the twins playing with his tail at all and let them do as they pleased. It seemed that even the great Hibari had a weakness for small cute animals. And two: Dino can't know that the cats he was looking for was standing right before him.

"Ah! I sold them!"
"What! But the one I gave you was very special!" Dino whined.
'Yea, you don't know how special.' Tsuna thought as he looked at Giotto who resumed hugging Dino affectionately.
"Sorry…"
"What did you name it again?" Gi…Gio-"
"Giovanni!" Tsuna exclaimed.
""Eh? But my name is—"
"Adorable! Now run along and do whatever Giotto's do."

Giotto looked hurt and felt that Tsuna was telling him to get lost and indeed he was.

And so he clinged onto the brunette tightly.
"Giotto! L-let me go! Ack!" Tsuna choked out.
"Nyuuh!" Giotto yelled hugging Tsuna tighter.
"Whuh! We wanna hug Tsuna-nii too!" The twins chimed hugging Tsuna as well.
"No! Tsunya is mine!" Giotto pulled childishly.
The twins pouted and pulled as well. "Ours!"
"MINE!"
"OURS!"
"Quit yelling at my ear!" Tsuna flailed. "And stop squishing me! I can't ugh…breathe…"
"MINE! MINE!" Giotto continued.
"OURS! OURS!" The twins yelled back, slightly tearing up.
Ahh…they were clearly trying to break his eardrums with all the yelling.

"Please you guys, no more fighting…ugh…I won't choose between any of you…so please stop squishing me…" Tsuna wheezed out.

Giotto pouted a bit before letting go first. Tsuna smiled graciously.
Thank God! Air! Sweet beautiful air!

The two sniffling chibis gave the blonde a questioning look.
"I'll share Tsunya, just this one time…" He muttered with a pout.
The twins looked overjoyed as Dino laughed heartily at the scene. The other cats just seemed to brush it off and were a tad bit jealous that they didn't get a scene with the cute brunette. And Mukuro really wanted to grope him too…

The twins quickly clinged onto Tsuna's leg, they shot a cute smile towards Giotto.
"Don't worry, we'll share Tsuna-nii too!"
Giotto seemed to brighten up and glomped Tsuna too.
"Ugh…I'm being squished again…" Tsuna mumbled as the trio cuddled themselves against him.

Byakuran pouted. "Wah! No fair, I wanted to hug Tsu-chan too! Join me in the group hug too!"
"No!" The two chibis and Giotto chorused.
Byakuran sulked into a corner dejectedly. "Fuu…"

"Marshmallow idiot…" Gokudera grumbled.

After a while of helping Dino and the twins unpack they had all went off to do their usual routines for the day.
As for the sleeping arrangements, Tsuna would have to sleep with the twins, Dino in the guestroom, and the others could use the extra futons Tsuna kept and the couch.

After catching up with Dino, he decided to let the twins play and do his assignment.

Anyways, Giotto played with the twins the rest of the day while Dino chatted with Yamamoto and Gokudera, Dino would laugh every now and then at the two's comical-like act. Mukuro felt sleepy every afternoon so therefore sauntered over the couch and slept. While Reborn, Byakuran and Hibari watched as Tsuna did his assignment. The three hovered around him as the brunette wrote the equations.

"Gah! I just don't get this!" Tsuna yelled pulling at his hair.
"You weren't listening to the teacher again." Hibari stated nonchalantly.
"But-!"
"How pathetic." Reborn remarked. "Something as easy as statistics."
"Hey! I-"
"Haha, yea. You're so funny Tsu-chan~" Byakuran added.
Tsuna sighed. "Then you guys know about these?"

Maybe they could help him…

"Nope."
"Naddah."
"Not a clue~"

Tsuna felt a nerve twitch.
"THEN STOP ACTING AS IF YOU DO!"

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"Hey, I just got a great idea!" Yamamoto began.
"Please, whatever is great to you is stupid to us." Gokudera remarked.
"Oya?" Quite bitter aren't you, dog-san~" Mukuro cooed from the couch.
"Shut up! I don't want to hear that from you, pineapple Illuminati!"
"Mou, could you two love birds keep it down, I wanna hear Yama-chan's idea~"
"Yea, let's hear it." Reborn smirked.
"Why don't we all do the cherry stem thing?" Yamamoto inquired.
"Eh?" Tsuna blinked.
"Cherry…" Natsu began.
"Stem…?" Shino finished.
"Oooh! Food!" Giotto cried excitedly while raising his hand.
Again, everybody deadpanned.

"Oh! I know that!" Dino started "They say if you could tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue means that you're a real good kisser."
"Haha I just wanted to see who among us can do it~" Yamamoto chimed innocently.
There was silence.
Everybody blinked and considered trying it.
"Haha Yamamoto, there's no need for tha-." Tsuna laughed.
"-We'll do it." Everyone chorused eagerly.
For some reason it became a contest for they believed that if they were that good enough then Tsuna wouldn't mind being kissed by them…
Tsuna sweatdropped and sighed, may as well get it over with. He told the twins to go watch TV, the two nodded cheerfully and left, and so the game began.

In the end, Tsuna was the only one who couldn't do it for even (The unbelievable) Dino, Yamamoto and even Giotto were able to do it. The last one to present his work was Hibari who still seemed to be doing it.
"Hah, I bet he can't do it!" Gokudera mocked.
"Kufufu~ poor little skylark~" Mukuro cooed.
After a bit, Hibari then stuck his tongue out to reveal a triple knot.

HOLY FUCK! Chorused in everyone's mind at that very moment. A triple knot! Seriously? That's inhumane!

Hibari gave a smirk as if saying 'In your face, wannabes'
This guy was good…
"Hehe, not bad Hibari." Reborn commented as everybody applauded.
Tsuna sweatdropped. Like Reborn, Hibari too was not to be underestimated. Tsuna was glad that nobody thought of a prize for the winner. After this little incident everyone began respecting the skylark a lot more.

After a tiring day Tsuna decided to take a nice long warm bath. As he was enjoying his soak the door opened and Tsuna mentally punched himself for being an idiot for forgetting to lock it. Tsuna was expecting a perverted indigo-haired Siamese or a raven-haired Turkish Van and prepared to throw a bucket. But was quite surprised to see a midnight-haired Egyptian Mau instead.

"H-Hibari-san!" Tsuna squeaked.
The other stared at him in acknowledgement, his waist only wrapped by a mini towel.
Hibari was gonna join him!
Tsuna blushed at the thought of the skylark in the tub with him.
"W-wait, we won't be able to fit in the tub! It-it's too small…" Tsuna stammered when the raven was near.

"Then sit on my lap." Hibari stated nonchalantly.

Tsuna blushed a deep red. His heart thumped.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Stand up." The other commanded.
And if possible Tsuna flushed some more.
"B-but I'm not w-wearing anything…y-you'll see…my…"
Tsuna couldn't continue it was already embarrassing enough as it is.
Hibari scoffed. "Please, it's not like I haven't seen it like a billion times when you bathed me."
He just had to say it out loud, didn't he?
Tsuna's face was now as red as a tomato and this amused Hibari.

Hesitantly, the other finally stood up while covering his private part.
Hibari then removed his towel, revealing him in all his glory.
Tsuna blushed beet red and looked away.
Hibari noticed it but decided not to say anything. He went in the tub and stared at the blushing brunette.
"So are you just gonna stand there or what?"
..Repeated on Tsuna's mind as he contemplated on ending his bath now or listening to the raven.

He decided on the latter for he did not want to be bitten. Slowly he sat on the Skylark's lap and prayed to the God's to keep this very scene from repeating in the future. He could feel Hibari's cock pressed right in between his ass cheeks and this made the boy's heart race with adrenaline.

Hibari, upon seeing his owner's state couldn't help but tease him a little, he gently thrusted upwards causing Tsuna to gasp.

"Hib-bari-san please s-stop m-moving…" Tsuna stammered.
"Hm? I was just reaching for the soap, we are here to bathe you know."
Tsuna blushed at this. Hibari decided to continue.
"Oh? Were you expecting to stay like this forever? Such a naughty owner."

Tsuna's heart pounded, he felt Hibari leaning in before breathing softly at his ear.
"Bad Tsunayoshi…"
His name rolled off sexily when it was uttered from the raven's tongue.
Tsuna mentally smacked himself again for being such a pervert. He obviously had been spending too much time with Mukuro…

"But I guess I could heed your needs a little." The skylark whispered huskily.
Tsuna blinked.
Needs?

"Down there." Hibari added noticing the brunette's obliviousness.
Tsuna looked down and saw his erection poking out from the tip of the water. He blushed furiously, embarrassed that the raven saw him, he tried to get up only to be yanked down, his butt pressing onto Hibari's own erection.

"It's alright Tsunayoshi. I can make you feel good too." Tsuna shivered at the voice, he then felt a tail sneakily make its way towards his cock and wrapped it against his shaft.
Tsuna held back a moan. Very slowly, it began to pump Tsuna's member as Hibari's hands pinched both of Tsuna's pink nipple, adding more pleasure into the mix.
Tsuna bit his bottom lip from screaming out loud. The others would definitely bust in here if they heard him scream and he doubted that Hibari locked the door.

He then felt Hibari's own cock rubbing in between his ass, as the tail pumped and the fingers pinched driving Tsuna into blissful ecstasy. He could no longer think straight as the raven continued his ministrations. Then Hibari just stopped.

"Look Tsunayoshi, you're all dirty again." He whispered playfully.
Tsuna was still trying to catch his breath.
"It seems that I still have to clean you up."
Tsuna's eyes widened as a hand went down.
He blushed bright red.

"HIBARI-SAN!"

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After being molested in the bathroom, he was saved by Gokudera who came busting in when he heard Tsuna scream and practically attacked Hibari.
It became a warfare of shampoo, soap water and a toilet plunger.

Afterwards Hibari Scoffed in disgust and left without a word, but not before eying Tsuna with a particular gleam in his eye, luckily Gokudera didn't notice Tsuna's huge blush and proceeded to leave his master to bathe alone, making sure to guard the door outside this time. Tsuna immediately pulled the plug and decided to go for a cold shower instead.

On his way out he saw Dino, Dino saw the brunette and grinned. Tsuna being the nice person he was invited Dino to his room; the blonde followed, but as explained Dino wasn't exactly the 'balanced type' and tripped, dragging Tsuna on the bed with him.
Making them both land in a very awkward yet suggestive position, with Tsuna on top and Dino on the bottom.

Then the door opened.

All 3 were frozen.

Reborn, him and Dino.
And at that fucking precise moment, Tsuna's towel fell off.
Dino had a massive nosebleed while Reborn smirked at the view of Tsuna's backside.
"Amazing, Dame-Tsuna, your guest just got here and your already luring him to bed, I didn't think you'd be the type…"

"Reborn!" Tsuna fumed as he reached for his towel.

While Tsuna explained the misunderstanding to the smirking Turkish Van, the twins were in the living room playing airplanes with Giotto until the three fell asleep cuddling each other on the rug.

The next day more chaos ensued, Hibari had officially bitten Dino and Yamamoto for being annoying, Mukuro had began to become a pedo and started to lay the 'moves' on his precious twin brothers, Gokudera had tried to kill Byakuran after a run in on them last night, Byakuran had sneaked in to show his 'love' for Tsuna. Giotto wouldn't stop rolling on the rug and yea, breaking of moreprecious memories. And Reborn would watch the madness as usual and did nothing to stop it. Yes he didn't join the fights…he just started them. Tsuna began to wonder how he managed to keep sane all this time. It seemed that chaos followed him everywhere.

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Later that day

The cats were just lazing about the apartment when Tsuna came in with a large grin on his face.

"Oya, did something happen Tsunayoshi-kun?"
"He has finally come to accept me as his husband and is going to confess~" Byakuran proclaimed.
"Hell no." Tsuna said immediately and Gokudera gave him a two-thumbs up for that.

"I'm happy cause I won an all expenses paid trip this coming Saturday and I'm allowed to bring guests~" He beamed. "And so I thought to bring you guys with me…" He said scratching his cheek sheepishly. They blinked at him in return.
Tsuna wanted to spend time with them? On a resort?

While the brunette rambled on each cat had their own fantasy about being alone with the brunette. In a resort. Swimming. The 80% chance of getting laid. So yea, let your imagination flow.

"Oh and Dino and the twins are coming along too…" Tsuna continued unaware of the sexual fantasies the cat's had planned for him.

"So how about it?" Tsuna asked, finally done with his long speech.
Everybody immediately agreed.
"Sure!"
Tsuna beamed at everyone's eagerness to spend time with him and his family, they could use some closure every now and then…
And maybe, just maybe they'd all get along with each other from then on. Tsuna smiled at his plan. He can relax and no more cat fights~
It was foolproof.

But he's about to get more than what he's bargained for...

~End of Chapter 5~

OMAKE

Giotto V.S. Ryohei , plus side story for Giotto and his love for rugs~

Giotto hated this man. He really did. He would barge in their home randomly and usually on times when Giotto was deep asleep; his loud booming voice would wake him up or ruined the moment when he was enjoying his rolls on the nice soft rug.

There was time when Ryohei accidentally stepped a muddy shoe on Giotto's newly cleaned rug, Giotto was devastated and destroyed anything within reach. Tsuna scolded him afterwards and did not let Giotto roll on the rug for a whole week.
Giotto was very much depressed during the entire ordeal.
He would stare at the rug longingly and sometimes regretted his little 'accident'.

Luckily he found a substitute; he would pull on Tsuna's lower drawers and roll on his boxers instead. Tsuna gave him a very hopeless look once he arrived from school, and decided to cut his punishment short and let the other do as he pleased.

It was a tearful reunion between Giotto and his rug.
And Tsuna would sigh at this. Unfortunately that punishment still wasn't enough, the cat attacked the boxer instead. Although the other would dismiss Giotto's various scratching as training.
'No Ryohei, you just don't get it…' Tsuna would think as blood would come out of the boxer's wounds. Maybe he should add Giotto to his list of problem cats…

~END~

A/N: Ah…and another long chapter~ I'm glad that a lot of people like this~ *sends cookies to everyone* Oh and regarding the O.C. Please don't hate him, he's not even gonna play a big role. I just thought that twin younger brothers were cute~ hehe…Gomen *bows* but I understand if a lot of you just hate O.C's. but seriously they'll only stay till the next chapter. And I'm very sorry if this chapter sucked or was too boring...the heat is getting to me and I had to re-write this a lot of times...so yea...=.="""

I promise to do better in the next chapter. Again comments, suggestions and constructive criticism are very much welcome~longer reviews are much appreciated~I'd like to know what you think~ and it would help me greatly, Thanks~ One more thing did you guys know that the slight 1827 moment originally went further than that~ LOL! But I took it out~ Gomen~ you'll have to wait for it in the other chapters~XD

Tsuna: You're seriously trying to kill me aren't you?
Me: Hm?
Tsuna: If you haven't realized, most of your stories include me always being bullied.
Giotto: Correction. All.
Tsuna: yes, thank you Giotto.
Giotto: *innocent smile*

Me: *yawns* your point?
Tsuna: Gimme a break for once!
Me: Alright.
Tsuna: I mean come on! Every time I -
Me: I said alright already….

Tsuna: You don't listen, you! -What?
Me: I said, yea sure. I'll give you a break.
Tsuna: R-really? No joke?
Me: Yep, but you have to promise to do anything I tell you to when it's over~
Tsuna: Sure!
Me: Great~ then I'll need you to swear on that in front of the readers.
Tsuna: Eh?

Me: Just do it.
Tsuna: Alright, I swear but…Ah! Wait! I take it back! God knows whatever your making me do is obviously not good. I don't need a vacation!
Me: Too late~ you're going to the resort anyway. Besides, you already swore and the readers are a witness.
Tsuna: Gah! Nooo! I'm screwed! I'm literally screwed!
Me: And I need you to sign this waiver.
Me: Hiie! What are you gonna make me do!
Me: Fufufu~
Tsuna: She did her evil laugh! Oh no. Oh God no! *starts banging head on imaginary wall* this is what I get for even trying to compromise with her…
Giotto: Yea, click that button down there, no, that one. It will make me and Tsunayoshi very happy~
Tsuna: How is it that you can say Tsunayoshi but you can't say Tsuna right?
Giotto: Dunno, but isn't it cute~
Tsuna: ….
Giotto: ?
Tsuna: .No.
Me: R&R please~

Spoilers: popsickles, awkward moments, skinny dipping, slight 8027 and alcohol.