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Agura's Notes

Chapter 7: White- Why Can't We Be Friends?

Man, being a Battle Force 5 was starting to be such a drag! I haven't got to do anything sense last month with that mouth of the dragon mission; NOW I'M ANTCY FOR SOME ACTION HERE! When you're a backup team, all you have to do is stand in the side lines, monitor the situations on the screen and try to come up ways to offers them help. Sure I got to do some missions once in a while, but the thrills were really brief. I would go to anyone who could help me kill some time.

My man, Vert, was great to swap stories with. While I'd tell him all of the action he's been missing back at the Yukon, he'd tell me tales of his old adventures with the Battle Force 5; I especially loved the one with ice battlezone and the yeti. Sometime we've even managed to pull off some crazy stunts on the Salt-flats, but only sometimes though, with Vert being the leader and all.

The Cortez bros were awesome! Sherman's makes some great protein drinks, though the Tuna Colada I would drink that on a blue moon eh. Spinner was always great to play games with; I'd break a sweat playing against him on Slug Bots.

I didn't know Stanford much, but what I can tell you is that he's an awesome DJ. Seriously, his music are totally rip! Not a very good dancer though.

Again, don't know much about Zoom, but from what I can tell he's a really cool kid!

Tezz and I don't exactly seem to be on the best of terms, too bad, that Russian semi-emo genius is totally rad!

And as for Agura, It's so cool to see her do those awesome stunts with her Tangler. I like off-road driving too, but she totally takes it to a new level; I've never seen a car that could virtually climb on walls! And today's mission was exceptionally wicked eh! She skidded across the terrain of the Vandal home world like if it was ice, and then the Rockrunner came. VROOM! BOOM! SLAM! BAM! THANK YOU MAAM! The bad guys didn't know what hit 'em! I tell ya that huntress is hard core!

The team came back, bummed out of course, so you know the show's over. I moved on to hunt for some more activities, I could go rock skiing on the Salt-flats again, but I want to preserve that thrill by doing something else. I did some channel surfing, and I found the Winter Olympics, much to my delight! Too bad I couldn't partake in this year's snowboarding events, but for now watching wasn't so bad. After watching some contestants, to my surprise, I saw Ralph taking his turn on the slopes,

"Wow Ralph, you're doing it, go get 'em tiger!"

He slid down the hill, tearing up some snow, and then pulled this big leap in the end, he scored a 9.9, I jumped.

"WoooHooo! Way to go buddy!"

I reached for the remote to see if I can find any more sports channel, but the remote felt like paper. Curious, I turned around to find a small green envelope, with my name all pretty and bold in the middle. Strange though, I didn't think I was expecting any letters, oh well, it's always nice to get one! I picked it up and opened it, the sweet aroma dormant in this letter rushed into my nose like a pyroclastic flow. I liked it, kind of makes me hungry though, gotta remember to get some pastries, after I read this. And maybe even some flowers, wait you can eat flowers? Wait again, were there suppose to be any words on a letter? I looked down and there they were, and this was what it said:

A J,

You've only been here for almost a month,

but I feel like we've been together for years.

If I'd compare you to anything, you'd be a puppy,

You're so sweet, full of life,

And can be pretty cute when you're all casual and all over the place.

However, I would love to do things to you,

I would never do to a puppy.

You heard me!

You're the giant cupcake, and I just wanna eat you all up.

I could only imagine what you'd look like, in sprinkles,

Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, cherries, ice-cream,

And chocolate chips, both regular and white.

I'd give anything for a banana split right now.

How's about you join me for a midnight snack some time?

Till then,

Agura.

"WOAH!" was all I can say. I would NEVER expect Agura to see me that way! So, could there be actually more to us than just playing checkers together? But then I remembered, at the beginning of my first mission, she looked at me up and down when she said.

"I like this guy."

My brain got flooded with the images of Agura covering my body with all kinds of dessert toppings; next thing I know, the rest of me dropped down to the chillness that I couldn't handle. This may sound sweet and all, but I wasn't so sure if I wanted to be her "giant cupcake". I wish I was that puppy right now, I like it better when we were just friends. Don't get me wrong, Agura's a beautiful woman, heck she's got all the curves I like, not to mention she's an awesome diver and an extreme huntress. But we've only just begun, see, I'd like to know a woman, before I know a woman, you know I mean, not that I'd ever go there though.

"Sorry Agura, you might have to do some late night snaking on your own eh," Oh gosh… that did NOT came out right! Now my brain's getting pierced by all kinds of images. Her on the kitchen counter, with syrup running down her chests, whipped cream all over her legs, herself getting showered with… AAHHGG AJ, YOU SICK BASTARD! CUT IT OUT! I gripped my hands to my shaking head, washing away my mind, but the stubborn stains were still there! In the end, needless to say, my hands were not the only thing that turned blue. So before anyone could come in, I took the note and went to my bedroom.

I merrily popped out of the fridge with a large bowl of ice-cream in my hands, grabbed a spoon from the counter drawer and floated right over to the table. Scooping the ice-y delight with much anticipation, before the spoon could even touch my tongue a voice came to me, "That's an awfully big bowl," I looked up to see Agura, head leaning on her hands over the table, "It's enough to fit me in it." With a nervous accent I laughed, "Yeah, funny, now if you excuse me." I grabbed my bowl and head for the hallway, but right at the exit I was halted by Agura in a tiny, lacy green and pink PJ, she coyly pouted, "You're leaving already?" Puzzled I looked backed at the table, what once was one Agura leaning was now two more of her sitting on the table. They were all in the same PJ's grinning at me, "How very rude of you," said the other one as the third waved her hand. I turned back to the door and found five Aguras slowly closing in on me. I ran to the other side when one popped out of the closet holding a can of whipped cream, "Would you like some cream to go with that?" I didn't stand a chance, they were pouring out of closets and drawers, even the fridge spewed them out. My sturdy gear and under clothes were shredded off me like paper and I was pinned flat to the table. Every inch of me was covered by their hands, one of them with the creams sprayed on my blushed cheeks and licked at it, "So tasty!" "Ready ladies?" said one with a chocolate syrup bottle, they replied with the shacking of topping bottles/containers, lusty grins were all upon helpless me. "LETS EAT!" they all smothered and caked me, and before long heads and bodies were all over me, drowning my struggles and aroused but mostly frightful moans.

In the morning, I laid there completely strained, that dream took everything out of me. Honestly, I was really upset eh, I just can't see myself in this whole romantic thing. Right now I just want to chill out and have this crazy adventure with my new friends, that is the kind of thrill I'm in for; it looks like things are gonna get pretty interesting from now on. I miserably dragged myself out of bed and head for the kitchen. On my way there, a song came to mind and I sang it to help me get to the coffee.

Why can't we be friends,

"Why can't we just be friends?"

The alarm went off when I took the last drop, I was still a little groggy from last night's event, nonetheless I grabbed a croissant, geared up and dashed as much as I can to the lower level. As usual I stood right beside Tezz, "You are awfully quiet today." He frowned

"Had one hell of a dream last night," and I ain't saying no more than that, and it wasn't just 'cause I was a little tired.

"What a pity."

"So, what did I missed?"

Back at Zeke's, we was talking about today's mission. To my surprise, this was the one day I actually did't want to be in the action. fortunately Tezz took my place and everything went smoothly after that, I could of stayed at the garage and rest but that's just not me.

Zoom blinked at him, "Damn, if THAT'S form the note, it sure is a dozy of an effect." Spinner dragged him out his thoughts, "Hey Zoom, would you like another slice?" he asked with a 'za in his hand. He smiled back, "No thank you."

He continued his cover up and reached over to AJ, "AJ, what's gotten into you buddy?"

Tezz nodded from one of the bar chairs, "Yes, you have not fulfill your typical hyperactive persona today."

"As I told you Tezz I had one hell of a dream, nothing a little rest wouldn't cure I'm sure."

Zoom could see the pulled back grin on Spinner's face when he said, "Yeah, I kinda know what you mean."

Zoom too pulled back his grin, "Yeah I bet you do."

Agura leaned over to AJ, "Why don't I go back to the hub with you? I'm done for the day here anyway."

His raised his brow a little and a blush was threatening to show up as she touched his hand, Zoom's eyes glistened at the site, "Ouu, there it is!" Not wanting to miss this Zoom too spoke up, "Yeah, so am I, I gotta get back to training," he mentally patted himself, "That last battle was almost over my head." after saying that he nodded and made a mental note to himself to do just that. So AJ, Agura and Zoom left the dinner.

It was almost 11pm, I felt like a toy robot with a full charged battery. I went to get a snack, but to my horror Agura was on the counter. Words of the green sweet smelling note were merely a drop compare to haunting memories of that crude nightmare. I swore the whole room started to heat up as I watched her eating that white popsicle, I felt really uncomfortable watching her mouth go up and down on that thing and she topped it off with her glazed eyes of pleasure. That's it, I gotta do something and end this quick before things get crazy around here, sadly she already beat me to it, she now noticed my presence, "OH hey AJ, enjoyed your sleep?"

I silently gulped, "Yeah, I was just getting a snack."

Ice pop still in her mouth, "Mmm, so am I,"

"I can see that."

"I found two big bags of ice pops in the fridge and I just can't get enough of them," She licked, "This coconut by far is the best."

I whispered, "Yeah, and I'm starting to feel coco-nutty."

"What's that AJ?"

"Uh… nothing!" I head for the fridge, "I'm just popping a croissant in the oven."

"Careful not to eat too much of them, those things tend to get to you," She winked.

Well clearly that's not the only thing that'll get to me if I'm not careful. I popped it in the microwave for some seconds, hopping to not find anymore Aguras by then; wrapped it in a tissue, and left for the Game room, hopping some TV will help ease my mind off things.

Zoom, seeing the whole thing, nearly died at the way AJ made a break for the exit. Seeing that she was enjoying her treat, he made some tracks to Agura's door, "If you thought that was hot AJ," he reached inside the room with an evil grin, "You ain't seen nothing YET!"

~To be continued~