Hi ppls! So, I guess my story's boring right now? (I think so too) Just hang in there ppls! It will get better soon when Bella is born--I hope. Lucky chapter 7, hope shya likes!

Disclaimer: Me no own Twilight ppls!! Although ma writings awesome, it's not Stephenie's thoughts, because I'm not Stephenie!

The Wedding

Two of Renee's friends were helping her get ready. To give her privacy, I kept my attention on Charlie who was already in his tux and ready to go. He jumped at every sound, and beads of sweat made themselves known on his forehead.

Alice was in a particularly bad mood today. She wasn't allowed anywhere near the humans, none-the-less help with the wedding. She wanted so badly to make the inperfect human wedding an over-extravagant vampire-designed wedding so far beyond the likes any human has ever seen before.

I wasn't even exaggerating.

Finally, Renee walked down the aisle, clothed in white, and tears streaming down her face with every step. Her thoughts jumbled into one phrase: Oh my God.

The wedding was as traditional as it got, and I smiled as they went a little too enthusiastic in the kiss. Afterwards there was the dancing, and she had to keep Clumsy Charlie from falling a lot.

In my eyes they were all clumsy.

The time came when the happy couple got into a new car with old shoes tied to the rear and a big sign bearing the words, Just Married.

Traditional. They were off to a honeymoon in Cuba.

"Edward Cullen, we need to go home, right now," Alice said, her voice strained with stress. I stared at her, uncomprehending.

"What's wrong?" Jasper asked. I scanned her thoughts.

I froze.

We had been seen.

He knew who we were.

He knew what we were.

Of all the people there, the only one to see us was Billy.

"What's wrong?" Jasper demanded. "Alice?"

"We'll explain later, but now we have to go." I took a step away from the church. "Now."

"What's the hurry, Bloodsucker?"

Oh.

Jasper's thought was of horrified recognition.

"Are you going to run? Or will you fight?"

"I don't plan to do either," said I. "I have no reason to. I'm not intruding where your treaty forbids us. There is no reason to tarnish a joyous day."

"Why do you care about a lowly human wedding?" Billy hissed.

"I'll keep my reasons and answers to myself from a new werewolf that wants to fight three to one. Not a smart idea if you ask me," I replied coolly.

Edward, don't fight him. It's not fair, thought Alice. "I know," I said to answer her then went on after a moment hesitation. "You would have every right to attack us when we are on your land, but we are not in La Push, and if you attacked us, we would have every right to bring reinforcements and attack your land." Wrong thing to say. Billy's hands began to tremble.

Who does that bloodsucker think he is to come here and openly insult me. I stand for my pack and if they were here, these three leeches wouldn't have a chance to talk before we ripped them to pieces. Why oh why did they choose not to come!

I sighed. "Look. Billy. We don't want to fight you. Another day if something so happens but today you are alone, and we want to leave with happy thoughts.

"How do you know my name?" he snarled out, his voice low and vicious.

"It's--it's not important," I muttered.

"Funny, I tend to think it is." His voice was still very angry.

"It really isn't. I only heard someone say your name," I insisted, not wanting to say that I had been hearing it in Charlie's head since soon after I came to Forks.

"Sure, sure, alright, I believe you. Don't forget, Bloodsucker: we'll be watching. One mistake and you're dead."

Jasper laughed. "Technically we already are." I tensed. Billy's eyes only narrowed and he walked away, careful not to turn his back on us.

I sighed again. "The day has been tarnished despite all. Let's go home. Do either of you want to play chess?"

"Not me," Jasper muttered. "You'll cheat."

"I will!" Alice said enthusiastically.

Little did she know that I would win.

Yea...it can't be all fun and games up to Victoria and James and Laurent. It was only sensical that the La Push "kids" ended up as werewolves what with the vampires running around everywhere.

So...I still have that poll up, and I'm curious to see what more people think. I mean you just can't create a whole new story with an almost tie of two to one, lol. I really don't think it will bite. If it does, be happy, because you might just turn into a vampire! Lol...LOL.

I know...it's really not that funny.