I know you all want the chapters to be longer, but if I drabble on and on over the same victim... I dunno, wouldn't that be boring? I like short and sweet: it's simple and original.

Disclaimer (a decrepit old lady hobbles up to the cells of the jail bar.): (wheeze) (choke) I d-don't own N-Naruto... (cough)

Jailkeeper: Well, you've served your seventy years anyways, so I guess you can go.

Old lady: Eh? (cups hand to ear) What's that?

Jailkeeper: You're free to go.

Old lady: I'm... f-free...? I'm free! After all these years! (twitches and falls to the ground in shock. Has heart attack.)

Fans: Oh, good job! You just had to keep arresting her, and now we'll never get another chapter again!

Jailkeeper: My bad...


Seventh victim –Jiraiya

Mae: I know what you did last summer…

(pause)

Jiraiya: teeheehee! Heeheehe!

(Mae is disturbed by his perverted giggles and decides she doesn't even want to know.)


Random event! A passing antelope sunbathing elf taps you on the shoulder and says: (Don't worry, there will be a next chapter.)