Did y'all like Aphromaxiee? Get ready for a clue of some FAX ... Rawr. FYI... Iggy is maybe just an Itty bitty harsh. But you'll understand soon. Mkaaayy! Quit distracting me fools.!

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FANG POV

It felt like Max is supposed to be mine. I don't understand these feelings I have for her. I never felt like this for anyone because I don't believe in love, yet it seems like I knew her for ever when it only has been like what 2 days?

I stare down at this angry creature in front of me. We were standing so close together it was like one of these Twilight moments Nudge fangirls over all the time. Something about a shark falling in love with a dolphin? I'm pretty sure that's how it goes . (AN: I know how it goes! Not to offend any Twilight fans!)

"Fang I am warning you! Get outta my way fool." Max said with a warning voice. I think I should be afraid... But, I'm not.

She took a step forward and slipped on the water. My reflexes kicked in and I pulled her to me by just barely grabbing her by the elbow. If she fell her head would've smacked on the corner of the cabinet/ sink. Her pretty head would've cracked open, of could've been worse. She clutched me tightly by the front of my shirt.

"I think I'm fight fate trying to keep you alive." I murmured into her ear. She pulled away. No!

"Get used to it, I'm kind of a clumsy chick, but thank you." She patted my shoulder , blushing. Blushing? She turned her head and headed out the door. I think she's just a little bit embarrassed that she was saved. It seems that she is usually her own knight in shining armor. But now so happens to be a Fang in Black Socks.

MAX POV

STOP BLUSHING YOU SLUT! I can't believe it! I'm blushing, stop it! YEAH YOU LITTLE - . Shut up! I..I think I'm feeling.. Something for.. him. PFT.. you barely know him you hoe.

As I continued walking I saw Gazzy standing in Iggy's room talking to... IGGY. How ironic? I ran as fast as I can and I felt like the karate kid, kicking him straight in the lower back. He doubled over with a yelp. Iggy laughed and clapped his hands.

"W-w... Wait...y-you.. G-g... Breath Iggy... You got past Fang? " Iggy said with slight concern in his voice. I nodded. He then at me in complete horror. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO FANG THEN! YOU MONSTER!" he screamed at me.

"Chill Igs.. I'm ok." Fang walked into the room.

Oh the way he walks, its like a strut.

Put a cork in it Aphromaxiee.

Iggy walked up to Fang and stopped right in front of him. He examined Fang's face with narrowed eyes. Then once he was satisfied he smacked Fang right across the face. I giggled and Fang glared at me.

"Hmph. He shows no pain." Iggy said out loud. Then a smile came across his face and then he beamed and threw his arms around an uncomfortable Fang . "FANGY! YOU'RE ALIVE!"

I took my phone out of my pocket and took a picture of them. BLACKMAIL. I laughed hysterically and looked around for Els and Nudge. Where are they? Gazzy obviously reading my mind said,"Nudge went down to her car to get her make-up bag."

"Gazzy? Do you like Nudge?" I asked. Fatal mistake. His eyes widened to the size of saucers. He quickly composed himself.

"Uh..umm. N-no! Why would you.. Um.. Ask that?" He said said stuttering. Loser. Thought he could hide it from me? Aha. Funny. His pale face was doing an amazing tomato impression. It was hysterical.

"Oh no reason." I said sardonically. My stomach then started yelling at me. FOOD.Ugh, OK.

"Hey guys.. I'm hungry.!" I said. Fang turned and faced me nodding in agreement. Iggy shouted something I couldn't understand.

"Sushi?" I offered. Fang shouted,"Yeah!" While the others made faces like it sickened them. I made a face at them that clearly said what-in-the-actual-fuck-is-the-matter-with-you?

"Mexican?" Iggy offered.

"NOOOO!" screamed Nudge. Whoa where the hell did she come from? I looked around at everyone and they all shook their heads except for the Gasman. Oh. That makes sense now. Gasman + Beans = Oh-Fuck-We're-Screwed.

"Italian then?" Ella said. OMG! Where the fuck are these people coming from?

"Ok you guys figure this out while I go change into sweats." I said while pointing to my room while walking out.

"Oh hell no. You can't go in sweats." Nudge said. Walking towards me.

"RUN!" All of the boys yelled. I took their word for it and I ran like hell was chasing me going," I'm gonna eat you!"

I made it into my room and locked my door. Whew. And changed my sweats.

LiNe BrEaK xD xD xD xD xD xD

IGGY POV XD

Good God Fang stop staring at her. I thought to myself. I mean- Max is pretty hot and all but we're in public. Fang never looks at someone like that, never since.. Brigid .

Anyways, we're all in a round booth a italian restaurant. Fang is at the end and Max is on the opposite sides end. He just stares at her. She telling everyone about how she was always involved with music and that she made her own songs. Sure, everyone is looking at her but Fang, he's like watching her every move.

Max is a cool, badass chick, but... I don't want to see her get hurt. It feels like we've all known her forever. Fang. Please, please don't ruin it.

He's already fucked everything up with Brigid. He can't do that to Max. Brigid was a total bitch, but he was pretty rough with her. I mean she considered it abuse, when, it wasn't. Anyways, I saw something in Max's room when we were in there that was interesting. It was a box that said "To Shoot & Burn Later" I wonder if I were to casually look at it and make it into a conversation, she would tell me?

"So Iggy? What instruments do you play?" Max said with pure curiosity.

"Piano. And... That's pretty much it." I said making a face. That made Ella giggle.

Ah...Ella. That mischievous little girl. The way her black hair flows over her shoulder. The way her dimples show when she smiles. Her perfectly straight white teeth and light pink lips. She's perfect for me. I never believed it when Fang said she had a crush on me until she lit J.J's hair on fire… and I'm considered the Pyromaniac?!

MAX POV.

This is just a little creepy. Fang is just staring at me. I'm trying not to notice but dear god, it's impossible. He's just right there! What's his problem? He stares at me like a poor soul. It makes me.. it makes me feel.. weak. I scan the curved booth, Ella and Nudge are of course, gossiping. Those girls. Iggy, Gazzy, and Fang (I'm assuming) are asking me questions about my life. We were interrupted by the waiter.

"Yo, sorry for the wait. Can I take your or-" he looked up at Ella, winked and said," hey."

"MHHHMMMMMMM!" I said loud enough so the fool could hear.

" Oh, yeah, so? can I take your order for your drinks.?" I was kinda pissed off at this point because he was flirting with my friends little sister, I could tell Fang was pissed off too.

" I don't know? Can you? Why in the hell are you asking us?" I said, deciding to have fun instead.

" Oh! I t it must've hurt when you fell from heaven." He said pointing his finger at me. That's when I stood up to face him.

"Nah you broke my fall, and that's what happened to your face, don't you remember?" The girls were giggling hysterically and the guys chuckled.

"Goddamn where have you been all of my life?" he said taking a step closer to me.

I took a step closer, ran my finger down his chest, and put them on his head," Where I'll be the rest of your life- in your wildest dreams." he gaped and I walked towards the exit with everyone laughing their asses off.

Aha. You like? Review? I'll try to post soon because I love you guys so fucking much! I know it was short but, whatevs? In case you guys forgot, most of the events that are going to happen actually happened to my friends and I. MKAAAYYYY LOOOOVVVVEEEEE YOUUU! Muah x'D

-Maxx