tanaka would rather go on this date with sonia but owari is alright too

he barely knew this woman

"ah yes a date with two of the biggest idiots on this island" hiyoko's bitchy commentary "i wonder how this will go"

"where the hell is the food what kind of a date doesnt even have food? tanaka, you're a bad boyfriend" owari said yawning. she really didnt give a shit

"forgive me these arrangements did not account for food" tanaka said "koizumi, hiyoko, what kind of a date doesnt have food?!"

honestly tanaka has never been on a date before but he imagined every date at a restaurant had THE FOOD OF THE GODS….

"and its a restaurant date without food thats like hell without the demons" tanaka said

"what a shitty analogy" hiyoko said "anyway if you want food you gotta make it yourself or ask hanamura, what you expect for us to be here and bring food?"

mahiru couldnt cook for shit and hiyoko wouldnt bother

"we told you guys you were having a blind date of course you're expected to bring food! honestly you guys are supposed to be prepared for anything"

tanaka rose "then i must see to hanamura about this!" and went downstairs

owari put her feet on the table "im bored of this already can i go beat the shit out of nidai now?"

"owari can you do anything other than eat and beating the shit out of people" hiyoko said

"youre talking to a shsl gymnast here im more flexible than your girlfriend will ever be"

"what the hell is that supposed to mean owari?!" mahiru said but owari already fell asleep

xxxx

komaeda had crawled into another corner and was growing his own mushroom farm

his date hanamura had woken up and swooned again from finding out that komaeda is his date

and hinata left with kuzuryuu and souda to someplace so he couldnt bother him

togami went up to komaeda and asked him if he could share his mushrooms

"komaeda are you depressed because hanamura is your date" togami said as he was stuffing his face with mushrooms "you know i dont think hes that bad of a guy"

"its not that its just that i was trying to get someone else. okay its partly because hanamura is my date" komaeda said planting mushrooms at the same rate as togami eating them

"komaeda where is your date" and both of them looked behind them to see tanaka

"he swooned again"

"damn it" tanaka said "where did you get all these mushrooms"

"wait a second" tanaka said coming to a sudden realisation "mushrooms are food. therefore they are perfect for a date"

"interesting line of logic" komaeda said "but you cant just eat them raw"

"i see no problem with that" togami said as he stuffed his face with raw mushrooms

"we've got all these fuckin mushrooms and a kitchen full of ingrediants lets go make some FOOD" komaeda said

"is it alright to enter hanamura's domain though" tanaka said "none of us know how to cook"

"such a commoner's hobby can't be that hard" togami said "ive seen so called chefs put a bunch of stuff in the oven and comes out a nice plate of calzones, hour douvers, ratatouille….." togami was drooling at this point

"im not sure cooking works like that but it cant hurt to try!"

meanwhile hanamura rolls in his sleep

hiyoko appeared at the scene

"if you guys are going to take so long to make some food then hurry the fuck up and make some for us! and make it quick"

before hiyoko went back upstairs she called the next couple

"tanaka and owari are so boring! come on kuzuryuu and pekoyama! where's kuzuryuu?!"

"im here" kuzuryuu said entering the scene with hinata and souda "alright guys if this doesnt work continue with plan b "

hinata and souda both nodded and kuzuryuu went upstairs with pekoyama.

"alright time to get sonia to forgive you" hinata said