Jahsgwikabe- She might get to make that sex tape after all. lol
CremeDeLaMeme- Damn, I wish I had thought of that. Whatever. I'll do it later.
Fiji Water- These hoes ain't loyal. XD
Jesse just sat in her mine cart wondering if the others had gotten killed. She really didn't care about Olivia and Axel too much. As long as Lukas lived, she'd be happy about it. As the cart kept going, she soon got on a track with Reuben on one cart and a skeleton with a bow and arrow on another one. Jesse took out her sword and knocked him off of it. Reuben oinked in relief and jumped on to her extra cart.
"That was close. Hey, by any chance did you see Lukas anywhere?" asked Jesse. "Don't care about Axel and Olivia. They ain't got a dick."
Reuben oinked in response.
"Yeah I know they're our friends. Blah, blah, blah and stuff." she rolled her eyes. "But you know how I've trying to get him to go balls deep for a while now and...oh shit!"
Jesse grabbed the pig as three Ghast's showed up behind them and one was shooting a ball of fire at him. Luckily it only hit the cart Reuben was in. She used her sword to deflect it back at the giant block shaped creatures, scared for her life. As cute as they were, she was not in the mood to be burnt to a crisp. The cart continue going with Jesse quickly scribbling down some lyrics down on her notepad. Reuben squealed pulling on her shirt.
"What?" she snapped. "I'm trying to work on my mixtape, you little bastard."
She turned and saw the ghast in between the large gap they had to jump. She gulped and held the little pig tightly as both of them screamed/squealed. She felt them land them a thud and she opened up one eye revealing they had met back up with the rest of her friends. She opened up and blinked in disbelief as everyone
"Well that was scary." said Jesse. "Is everybody okay?"
"I mean I'm not dead." said Axel. "I guess that's pretty good."
"Ditto." said Olivia. "Ditto with the not dead."
"I can't believe that Petra comes down here all the time." said Lukas. "This place is awful. Ha! Your throat's gonna be sore later, Axel."
"Why?"
"'I mean wasn't that you doing all that screaming before? Sounded like you were really shredding your larynx."
"Hey, speak for yourselves, you little hoes!" said Jesse. "Reuben and I did work back there, right Reuben?"
Reuben begged to differ.
"What? No way! You were screaming like a...uh...what's the word? Oh yeah! A piglet! A fetus even!" she said sinking down further into the cart. 'Little fucker! Trying to make me look bad in front of Master Sexy over here! Bastard.'
When they arrived at their destination, they all got up out and walked up the stairs. Upstairs there were a shit ton of different tracks going in different directions. One could could only think about the different places they headed.
"All of these tracks converge at this point." said Olivia. "You could probably get anywhere in the world from here."
"And there's the portal. Thank goodness! I thought for a second we'd be stuck here." said Jesse in relief.
"That's our way out." said Axel.
"It must lead back to the surface." said Olivia.
"The surface is also where that creature is." pointed out Lukas as Axel looked about ready to jump in.
"I say we just stay here then." said Jesse. "It's better than being destroyed/eaten by that thing!"
"We can't stay here. We'd starve to death." said Olivia.
"Not if I eat you all first." Jesse mumbled.
Axel just looked at the portal with a nervous expression on his face. "Alright, I'll go."
"Thanks for being so brave Axel." said Lukas.
"Alright. I'm going. I really am now." he said stalling. "Just gonna make sure I have everything..."
"Oh for the love of...fuck out the way!" Jesse pushed him out of the way. "I'll go."
"Are you sure? I was about to..."
"Shut up." Jesse ran through and jumped...into water. She frowned. Well that was anti-climatic. She saw a skeleton with a bow and arrow and quickly attacked him. She heard someone coming through the portal and saw Axel. "About time you brought your dumb ass out here."
"Why'd you have your sword out?"
"A skeleton attacked me, but I handled it." she said putting away as she climbed out of the water. The rest of the group came out of the portal and got to higher ground with Jesse.
"Where are we?" asked Olivia.
"How the hell am I supposed to know?" said Jesse. "All I know is that it's dark and we're probably going to die."
"Way to stay positive, Jesse." said Olivia rolling her eyes.
"We should bed down for the night." said Lukas. "It's dangerous to be out in the dark like this."
She nearly said no shit, but stopped herself.
"I thought we were looking for a temple." said Axel looking around.
"We're looking for a giant building." said Olivia. "It should be pretty obvious."
"Ivor said..." began Lukas.
"Oooh. 'Ivor said.' Well then maybe this is the temple." said Axel with sarcasm.
"The stupid thing has gotta be here somewhere." said Jesse she then mumbled, "Not that I give a shit."
"We should build some shelter." suggested Olivia. "I'm feeling more than a little exposed out here."
"Right, so what should be build?"
"I say we build a tree house."
"That'll take forever and we'll exposed while we do it." said Axel. "We need a quick and dirty hut."
"I want a tree house." said Jesse.
The four then worked on a makeshift tree house big enough for the three of them. Axel bitched about spiders, but she quickly told him to shut up and deal with it. Secretly though she prayed she wouldn't find one on her face or anywhere near her. She'd hate to scream like a little girl and accidentally fall out of the half finished house. If she it was just the four of them, Jesse wouldn't care as much. Lukas was here though, so she'd try not to embarrass herself. As Lukas climbed up, she watched his ass. Man he had a nice ass. Speaking of ass, she wondered what became of that asshole Ivor. She wondered if he got out out okay. Not because she liked him. She wanted to punch him in the face for pinching her ass without her permission. She had a sensitive tushie after all.
