"OMAFAKAGAH!" cried Boromir, lifting up his MP3 Player. "It BROKE!"
"Well done, man," Legolas patted Frodo's shoulder. "It's thanks to you."
Frodo pulled off the wizard's hat. "I am no man!" he said, and he cried out and pretended to punch somebody in mid-air.
"That ain't your line, mate," Sam informed him.
"I just wanted a dramatic scene..." Frodo mumbled, shaking his head.
"Here's your hat Gandalf," Pippin said, picking up the hat and offering it to wizard.
"Oh, thank you, Harry."
Meanwhile, Boromir was sobbing. Velen patted her back.
"Are are gonna go back and get Aragorn?" Gimli enquired. ("And Kazi," Prophet Velen added)
"If you really want to," sighed Han, "but you said that they were busy-" Legolas's hard angry stare made him shut up.
"At least now we are free of his pokes," noted Merry.
"What about Haldir? Will we go get him?" Pippin raised his voice.
"Okay, we can get Haldar,or Hildir, or, whatever-his-name-is," Luke decided.
"Where d'you reckon he went?" Sam asked.
"If my calculations are correct, Lothlórien," said Legolas.
"Where the heck is that?" Han demanded.
Chewbacca moaned.
"Meh, I'll control this thing there," said Boromir.
"No way, hosay!" Luke shouted. "Just tell me which way."
"Wait... how could Haldir go to Lórien now? We are south of Rivendell now, and Lothlórien is across the mountain range, south-east of here."
Everyone stared. It was Pippin who spoke.
"What?" he questioned.
"You sounded all smart," said Merry.
Pippin feigned a blush.
"But, hm, wasn't Haldir going south?"
"I'm confused!" stated Gimli.
"Who cares?" Gandalf replied. Gimli glared at him.
"But I'M confused too!" Pip exclaimed.
"Same here!"
"Me four!"
"Uh okay, so we'll just go south until we find Haldir. If we don't find him, that will be because he didn't go south."
They all agreed, while Velen sulked in a corner.
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What will happen next? Did Haldir go south? Or was he trampled? Is Boromir's MP3 Player gone for good?
You can find out soon... or not 0.0
Anywho... TBC
