Chapter 7: That One Part Where There's Conflict and Stuff
"It's you~!"
Shulk ran through the field of flowers, a smile on his face.
Across from him, running towards him, was the Monado with legs.
"Shulk~!" The Monado cried out as arms extended from it as well. The two were in peace, in a perfect world free from distractions. At long last, they could finally be together. It was pure harmony.
However, before they could unite, a figure flashed into existence between them.
"Come here, Shulky-Shulk!"
It... was Hades.
The Lovenado awoke from a nightmare. Well, the being inside awoke, but who it is exactly is a spoiler, so I'm not going to tell you it is Zanza. Last it remembered, the Lovenado was just a Monado, but now, after piercing Shulk's behind, it had attained a new form. No longer would it be Monado I or Monado II. The circle that showed the symbol of its arts was now heart shaped and possessed an even more phallic blade.
"That hole is mine, thank you very much," Hades said as he removed the Lovenado from Shulk's butt. Everything else had vanished. The universe had been unmade from the result of the destruction caused by the creation of a new universe. This level of nonsense was too much for even Alvis, the cpu... Aw crap, that was a spoiler too.
"Huh... what's going on?" Shulk asked, dazed and confused.
Hades picked Shulk up bridal style and said, "Shulky-Shulk, we must create a new universe. The old one was destroyed by a gloryhole..."
With one swift motion, Shulk picked up the Lovenado and raised it to the sky.
"What we wish for... is a world with no—"
"You better not say gods!" A voice shouted in distress.
Suddenly, the lights turned on, revealing they were just in somebody's room. Judging by the amount of Shulk merchandise (including a mousepad with Shulk's pecks to support the wrist) it was probably Hades' room. Palutena was at that door, out of breath and sweating. After catching her breath, she pointed at Hades as she looked towards Shulk.
"Wish for a world without him, but I'm still around! That's what you should do! He almost made you remake the universe! Hades, stop being so horrible and using poor Shulk like that! You just wanted to take over the next universe he created by holding him when he made it!" Palutena ranted.
Shocked by this, Shulk got out of Hades' arms and looked towards him, heartbroken. If what she said was true, then Hades would be the only god in a universe without any other. It would be Hades' world and Shulk wasn't sure he'd have the heart or power to defeat Hades if that happened.
"Hades... is this true? Were you just... using me...?" Shulk asked, his voice breaking. Hades stepped away smiling.
"Of course I was! Haha!" And then he vanished.
"What a dick," Palutena, the goddess of Light, muttered under her breath.
Then Hades reappeared.
"Thanks! I grew it myself!"
And then he disappeared again.
A few hours later, Shulk was playing with his Lovenado outside his room in the Smash Lair and his mind returned to Hades.
'He'll be back. And when that day comes... I'll get a real explanation from him...'
Suddenly, he felt a small tugging on his shirt. He turned to see a small blonde kid with a relatively happy expression.
"H-Hello?"
The kid didn't say anything in return but he held up a sign that read:
[Hello! My name is Lucas! I'm new around here. Nice to meet you!]
Shulk chuckled as he introduced himself in return. Lucas then saw the Lovenado and looked it curiously. Shulk chuckled again as Lucas' innocent mind couldn't comprehend what his Monado now was. Shelk tried to hide behind his back.
"This is nothing. Don't worry abou—"
VRRRRRRBRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBR!
Shulk accidentally hit the new switch on the handle.
His Lovenado was vibrating.
Embarrassed, Shulk ran away, leaving a very confused Lucas.
