Hi Guys, sorry this took so long!

We just wanted to say, in future the updates are going to be shorter and (Hopefully) more frequent, because as it is, the chapters are so far apart that you loose a bit of the plot (Ha. Like this really has a plot :D)

Enjoy x

P.S - Emily's Tune - Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

Lucy's Tune - Aqua - Barbie Girl (She thought it was appropriate, but I suppose we'll have to excuse it being as she's MENTALLY RETARDED.)


Bella

I woke up the next morning in an empty bed.

I opened my eyes slowly and sat up. Surprised to see Edward sat on the arm chair in the corner.

"Why are you in my bed?" He asked, glaring at me.

"Erm… Well, you had a nightmare, and you asked me to stay…" I trailed off.

God this guy sure knew how to fluster me.

I stood up, my face flushed and headed towards the door, "I'll just go then."

I ran across the hall quickly, and into my own room, and pulled on some sweats before making my way downstairs into the kitchen.

The skinny blonde girl was sat at the counter with an orange in front of her, picking at it slowly.

"Good morning." I greeted her, hesitantly, "Would you like any breakfast?"

She glared at me hostilely and I backed away slowly, not wanting to incur her wrath.

I opened the fridge door, and pulled out some eggs, and started to prep an omelette. Emmett was the next person to come in, grinning wildly as usual, "Bella. Morning, I see you've already started on my breakfast. I'll just leave you to it then."

He sat down opposite the blonde and winked at her.

I had to stifle a laugh, knowing that this wasn't going to end well.

"Hey babe. Why did the blonde scale the chain link fence?"

She glared at him but didn't say anything.

"To see what was on the other side." He burst out laughing, and I sniggered, thankful that she was focusing on him not me.

She pushed her chair back and stomped out. Leaving the orange behind.

Emmett picked it up and popped it in his mouth whole, chewing for a bit then spitting the pips out into the bin.

I shook my head at him, then turned back to the breakfast.

Ten minutes later, and Alice appeared silently in the doorway, smiling timidly.

I smiled back reassuringly, "Omelette?"

She nodded, "Please."

I turned back to the cooker and added some more ingredients, smiling to myself as Alice took a seat next to Emmett.

"You guys…" She said quietly, "Do you think that Jasper will make me talk… again, because he knows and you two know… But that blonde girl and the angry guy… well…"

She trailed off into silence.

"Not if you don't want to Ali." Emmett reassured her, "Or I'll deck him for you. Now Bella. Where's the omelette?"

I sighed laughingly and turned back to the food again, "It's coming Emmett, good omelettes take time."


Edward

After I'd woken up to find that gorgeous brunette in my bed, I was shaken up to say the least. Why the hell had she even done that, she was mumbling something about me asking her to stay… Not likely.

Everyone in this place was screwed up, I still couldn't believe I had to do it.

So I promptly kicked her out of my room and went to take a shower.

As I climbed in switched the water on, my head began to clear slightly. And I remembered with a gasp exactly why she was in my bed last night…

I did ask her to stay.

Oh hell. Was I drunk?

Probably.

I jumped out of the shower like a rabbit on crack and quickly dried off, wrapping the towel around my waist, then went to her door, knocking loudly.

"Looking for me?" Came a silky voice behind me.

I spun round, "Bella. I'm sorry, I didn't remember, and I'd had a lot to drink and I'm sorry…" I stopped when I realised she wasn't paying any attention.

In fact, her gaze was a quite a bit lower than my face.

Oh. I realised with some embarrassment that I was still only in a towel and my hair was dripping wet.

Bella was a gorgeous shade of bright red, which probably matched my own colouring at the moment.

"Erm… I'll be back in a minute…" I said, nervously, and then slipped back into my room.

God that was weird. I couldn't believe that she had that effect on me. No one had that effect on me.


Ok, I forgot - SEND US YOUR BLONDE JOKES! We'll include one per chapter and pimp out the author who sent it in :D