Bonus Chapter: Happy Birthday!
Pip had been ticked off for a long time after Wendy ruined his "bloody song". So you know what he did? He went and started a new punk rock band. He called it "The AntiHeroes" and it consisted of Pip singing lead, Gregory of Yardale on the electric guitar, Token Black on the bass guitar and Butters on the drums.
One evening, The AntiHeroes had a gig at Burns Manor for Mr Burns' birthday. A long time ago The Ramones had played there but failed to please Mr Burns. The AntiHeroes were determined to please him THIS TIME.
That night, Mr Smithers announced "Ladies and Gentlemen, The AntiHeroes!" and the curtains opened to reveal the band. Pip walked forward to the microphone.
"I'd just like to say that this gig SUCKS!" he yelled into it.
"Hey, up yours, Springfield!" yelled Gregory into his microphone.
And with a "1, 2, 3, 4" they started to play the song as loud as they could. It sounded much better than the previous attempt years ago that I mentioned.
The band finished the song and Pip said into the microphone to Mr Burns "Go to hell you old bastard".
Gregory then said into his microphone "Yeah, I agree, Pip. Hey, Burns! My Grandma looks more attractive than you, and she's even older than you!"
This offended Mr Burns so much he threw up and died.
There was a long silence. "Hey, I think they liked us!" called Butters from the drums.
Suddenly the surviving Ramones burst into the room and kicked Pip's teeth in for "breaching copyright".
"THIS SUCKS" thought Pip.
"At least we did Springfield a favour by getting rid of that old man" quietly remarked Gregory.
"Yeah, I agree with that" replied Token.
THE END
(Dude, this time I mean it)
