Sorry for the wait, yearly exam's have started. But the good news is that next week is holidays so I will have plenty of time to update, and maybe do a little bit of study. Thank you MarriiaaSunshine and TomBoyGal for reviewing.
Thanks a heap for reading
Emily
The case was closed, the criminal caught. No one ever suspected the boss. Tony was giving Ziva a lift home, which was not her first preference but she had no choice. But before He could drop her off, tony decided he needed some groceries.
"Oh Come on! It's not that excruciating" Tony told Ziva
"With you, it is" She replied bluntly
"Anyway, as I was saying, juice and water bottles are taking over the world! They're completely unnecessary but we buy them anyway, and then we just chuck them out. They're taking over the..."
"Tony" Ziva cut him off "I've heard enough!"
"You annoyed with me yet?" he asked but Ziva didn't reply "Hey, I'm just trying to have some fun, you could always join me, I'm sure you had some practice when you were a kid"
Ziva laughed, "You have no idea what I did as a kid, and no, I would not like to join you, I value my job."
"Who says I don't!" tony asked as an announcement came over the PA system in the shop "No! Not again!" He yelled "The Voices! The Voices!" he cried. Ziva stared at him and walked away as Tony fell to his knees, still crying "The Voices! The Voices!"
Tony got up quickly after the announcement ended and chased after her. He tugged on Ziva's shirt but she didn't turn around. "Ziva, Ziva! Oh come on, live a little, let go, relax, have some fun."
"You are not fun, you are embarrassing."
"So that's what you're worried about!" Tony questioned "You know" He said raising his voice so everyone around could hear "Pi, you know what pi is right, 3.1415926535...ah 89793238, 462643 and 38 um... Anyway, you want to hear it in binary?"
"Tony!" Ziva hissed, pulling him away. "Why are you so embarrassing? Why do you have to be such Eagle round my neck?"
"It's an Albatross, an albatross around your neck" DiNozzo commented
"Fine then Albatross" Ziva said, softening up.
"I know you are but what am I?" Tony teased
"An Idiot" Ziva replied jokingly
"I know you are but what am I?" He said again and Ziva rolled her eyes
"Please just go and get whatever you were going to buy so I can get home" She complained
"I don't actually need to buy anything" Tony told her grinning widely. Ziva hissed and stalked of out of the store, shaking her head "You annoyed yet?"
The basics: At the grocery store
Explain how Juice is taking over the world
When an announcement comes over the PA system, fall to your knees and cry "The voices! The voices!"
Say pi to as many decimals as you can remember and ask if the person then wants to hear it in binary form.
Say "I know you are but what am I?"
Another fun one to do is...
Poke, poke, poke, poke ,poke, poke, poke...
