Chapter 7: The OC Invasion match: The Detroit Enforcers (Cannibal Jay, MT, Jarek Dico & KCZB) versus The Mortal Kombat Ninjas (Scorpion, Sub Zero, Reptile & Smoke).

Greg: "As the boss pointed out, up next is the OC Invasion 8-man tag... but that's just a smokescreen title. This is really just a public exhibition to show what the Enforcers can do."

Kif: "That doesn't mean the ninjas are going to be a breeze, Greg! Remember that Scorpion almost speared your head off not too long ago!"

Squidward: "But Cannibal Jay lives off that kind of violence and so do the other enforcers, as evidenced with earlier tonight. But the rumblings were sent last month, when the No Holds Barred champion Eddy tried to put his hands on DJ Diddy Dog."

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DJ gets a call from his friends...

DJ (on the phone): "You guys are gonna' be at Burst Mode? Sweet!"

Cannibal Jay makes himself known to the No Holds Barred champion...

Eddy made a money motion as DJ returned to the ring and hooked Ghost Rider's head. They both flipped through the air together, ending with Ghost Rider's skull smashing against the mat. Eddy had nailed the Culdesak Destroyer. He covered Ghost Rider and DJ counted the 1-2-3.

Megaman: "Here is your winner and NEW UCW No Holds Barred champion, EDDY!"

Eddy was ecstatic to have been crowned the No Holds Barred champion, so he snatched the belt from the timekeeper's hands along with his Million Dollar title. He held both titles up high above the turnbuckles. His music played as some fans clapped along in respect to Eddy's accomplishment. He then went over and demanded DJ raise his hand. DJ begrudgingly did so and then Eddy demanded DJ strap the title belts to his waist, which DJ wasn't going to do under any circumstances. Eddy yelled at the boss and demanded it again. DJ mouthed "Do you still want your job?" and then turned Eddy around, where he was flattened by a long-haired, cannibal-mask-wearing monster. This monster picked Eddy up in the suplex position and twisted him into the Falcon Arrow. DJ got a microphone.

DJ: "Uh, think before you demand anything from me, young man! If you want to start crap, you better be ready to take the punishment! This right here is one of my best friends and my backup. His name is Cannibal Jay, and he comes from Detroit, to kick anyone's ass should they cross my path! Be warned, Eddy... you do not want to mess with me!"

DJ's music played in the background as Cannibal Jay stood tall over the brash, arrogant No Holds Barred champion. The cameras panned to the announcers.

Squidward: "Looks like the boss had backup waiting in the wings!"

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Suddenly, a very familiar voice could be heard in the crowd.

??: "Hey, Times Square! WHAT'S UP!"

Crowd: "WHAT'S UP!"

Ace Armington began rapping followed by Lisa Simpson, heading to the ring through the crowd.

Kif: "Hey! Isn't that Ace Armington?"

Squidward: "Okay, we don't need anymore trouble. What's he doing here?"

Greg: "Going by his attire and Lisa's street gear... I guess we can effectively call him 'A-Truth' Ace Armington! He's got the rap and everything!"

Kif: "Since Alex has said sorry to Mickey and UCW already tonight, will 'A-Truth' do the same?"

Squidward: "That will be the day!"

Once in the ring, A-Truth looked at the crowd. He stopped rapping to the pumped-up crowd and began to speak.

A-Truth: "Look... back in the Three Chains days, me and my wonderful princess Lisa became unbearable jerks to our family... and everyone in our path. Homer & Marge... we realise what my brother Alex told me after the wars ended, so me and Lisa are here to do the right thing; admit we were wrong. We're sorry for what we've done. If you ever forgive us, we'll be there. Also, Brian Griffin, partner, congrats on the new contract and we're sorry for what we did to you too... but then again, we don't regret that because you got off our bandwagon and made the hard journey back here to UCW. We don't need your forgiveness, because you're on a high right now. And--!"

In what was becoming an all too-familiar tune at Burst Mode, the CKY Crew's theme began playing. Out came one-third of the new 6-man tag team champions, Brandon Novak.

Greg: "Great. A-Truth became born in UCW and now Bam's sending his junkie buddy to make a mockery of it. Bam is in love with the spotlight!"

Novak: "Wah, wah, wah... look, nobody don't give a damn about your problems, pal. You were the baddest of the Armingtons way back before the Dreamseller's UCW debut, but now you've become a goddamn woman. Geez, you're more perfect for a date than your own girlfriend!"

A-Truth: "Know what? You've already crossed one line tonight, messing with my two friends Eddie & Ozzy of the Familia! Since you've crossed a second, I'm going to kick your sorry heroin ass but I'm hopefully getting a UCW contract from DJ Diddy Dog, because he has been in talks with the owner of the World Wrestling Toon Allstars, a new brand in town. That guy is not here tonight, but even if he was, he's not going to stop me from giving you and your CK-why-the-hell-do-we-suck buddies the beating of your lives!"

Novak: "Oh, yeah?"

A-Truth: "Yeah!"

A-Truth suddenly dropped the microphone and clotheslined Novak as Lisa left the ring. But his assault was cut short as Rake Yohn, Ryan Dunn, Xander Cage and D-Train Stone hit the ring and ganged up on him. Lisa was screaming for someone to save A-Truth.

Kif: "Someone stop this carnage!"

His call was heard as the Mofetas, Homer Simpson & Brian Griffin hit the ring. The CKY Crew spilled onto the ramp. As A-Truth began to get to his feet, Homer offered a little aid, shook A-Truth's hand and patted him on the back before grabbing the microphone.

Homer: "Ace, me and Brian forgive you, so welcome to UCW! Also, welcome to the family... because you're forgiven too, Lisa."

Lisa was overjoyed as she hopped into her father's hug. A-Truth shook hands with Brian and high-fived the Mofeta Brothers.

Squidward: "Well he did change and wondered if DJ gave him a contract too."

Kif: "We will see and find out."

The Mofetas, A-Truth, Lisa, Homer & Brian left the ring, saluting the fans on their way out. Megaman took centre stage in the ring again.

Megaman: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is the OC Invasion 8-man tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Netherrealm, the team of SCORPION, SUB ZERO, REPTILE & SMOKE!"

The entire crowd exploded into boos and jeers as Hatebreed's I Will Be Heard played throughout the arena. The four ninjas, led by the former Undisputed Tag Team champions, who held more than a little hostility for one another. Scorpion stared and growled at Greg Sanders at the announce table.

Megaman: "And their opponents, all residing in Detroit, Michigan and accompanied to the ring by UCW General Manager DJ Diddy Dog, CANNIBAL JAY, JAREK DICO, KCZB and MT, THE DETROIT ENFORCERS!"

Survival of the Sickest by Saliva began to play and DJ brought his troops out. They walked down to the ring and surrounded it. As if that was going to intimidate the sadistic ninjas who have made their name ripping spines out of bodies.

The Enforcers hit the ring at DJ's command and everyone became organised enough for the referee to ring the bell. KCZB and Smoke circled each other and then locked up. Smoke got KCZB in a headlock and whipped him into the ropes but KCZB countered that with a dropkick.

KCZB then lifted Smoke up and delivered a suplex. KCZB then bounced off the ropes and nailed Smoke with an elbow drop. As KCZB started lifting him up Smoke escaped to his corner and tagged Reptile. Reptile entered with a full head of steam, charging at KCZB.

KCZB was able to catch him and sent him shoulder first in the ring post, and KCZB then starting putting the boots to Reptile in the corner. KCZB then went to the top rope and nailed an elbow drop. KCZB then went for his finisher, the Comic-Action, but Reptile escaped and tagged Sub Zero into the match.

Sub Zero wouldn't enter so KCZB decided to tag MT into the match. Once KCZB was out of the ring Sub Zero entered to square off with MT. The two locked up and MT got Sub Zero in a headlock, and lifted him up over his head and dropped him with a back suplex.

MT then started working a then knee of Sub Zero with different submissions. When MT tried to lift Sub Zero, Sub Zero shot some ice into MT's eye. This allowed Sub Zero to hit MT with his finisher, a version of the Glacier Bomb. Sub Zero covered but Jarek broke up the attempt, and Sub Zero tagged Scorpion back into the match.

Scorpion entered and continued the work that Sub Zero started. This would be a theme for the bad guys, as for the next five minutes they would tag each other in and out and work on MT. Once Scorpion was back in MT was hanging on. Scorpion waited for MT, and when he was up, he nailed with his finisher, the Fatality.

Scorpion pinned him but only got a two count. Scorpion tried for the Fatality again, but MT ducked and tagged Cannibal Jay in. Cannibal came in on fire, taking out Scorpion with everything he had. Cannibal then tried for his finisher, but Scorpion blocked it and tagged Reptile into the match.

Reptile entered and delivered a clothesline to Cannibal. Reptile then lifted Cannibal up and set him up for the Acid Driver. Reptile then tagged Smoke in and he applied his submission finisher, known as the stretch muffler, or as he calls it, the Flashover.

Cannibal was somehow able to reverse the Flashover, and hit Smoke with his finisher, the Asylum Arrow. Both men were out as the referee started his count. !he referee's count got to eight before the men were moving each dragging themselves to their corner.

Smoke tagged Sub Zero and Cannibal tagged KCZB. Once in the two traded punches. Sub Zero had KCZB about to fall so he bounced off the ropes, but KCZB was somehow able to the catch Sub Zero and deliver a Rock Bottom-type move.

KCZB lifted Sub Zero, but Sub Zero kicked KCZB in the gut and tried for the Glacier Bomb, but KCZB reversed it into his submission, the Overdrawn. Sub Zero was finally able to get to the ropes. KCZB then tagged Jarek Dico in, and Jarek applied his Stonershock STF.

To avoid the submission anymore, Sub Zero used his ice powers to freeze up Jarek's forearm, which made the crazy cat cold enough to break the hold. Sub Zero went for the Glacier Bomb, but Jarek hopped out and tagged Cannibal back into the match.

Cannibal rushed into Sub Zero with a massive headbutt that caused the Lin Kuei's Grandmaster to sail right into Scorpion, knocking his longtime rival off of the apron. Sub Zero strode right into Cannibal's Asylum Arrow for a 2-count, but Reptile broke it up.

KCZB took out Reptile while Cannibal looked for a chokeslam on Sub Zero. Jarek took Smoke over the top rope with a head scissors. Sub Zero leapt at Cannibal in the corner who caught him in a huge side-seated chokeslam for the 1-2-3.

Megaman: "Here are your winners, THE DETROIT CITY ENFORCERS!"

DJ directed traffic for his troops, who followed him up the ramp. As Sub Zero got to his feet, Scorpion entered the ring and got up in his face. Scorpion was not happy about being sent off the apron, and Sub Zero tried to vainly explain that it was an accident. Scorpion was having none of it and began choking Sub Zero with his spear. Sub Zero fought back by freezing the spear and breaking off the blade. Then they began shooting fireballs and iceballs at each other. DJ sent his enforcers in to break it up.

DJ: "Okay, enough! If you two want to fight so bad, let's do it at Welcome to the Doghouse! Scorpion versus Sub Zero in a Pick Your Fatality match! The winner lives and the loser is sent to the Netherrealm!"

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A/N: There's your seventh match of Burst Mode, with the Detroit Enforcers making their presence known by defeating the MK Ninjas. Scorpion & Sub Zero explode and their rivalry is set for a Pick Your Fatality match at Welcome to the Doghouse! Ace Armington, under the moniker of A-Truth, returns to UCW with Lisa Simpson, seeking forgiveness, only to get a jawjacking from Novak! A-Truth then retaliates with a beating on Novak and is backed up by the Mofetas, Homer & Brian Griffin when the CKY Crew decide to interfere!

Next Up: King of Anime champion Nero defends the title against Ichigo Kurosaki! Swear to the Pack!

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