Drabble: The Top of the World

Rating: PG-13 (T)

Pairing: Watanuki/Doumeki/Watanuki

Words: 300

Summary: Watanuki wasn't going to be fooled by Doumeki's evil schemes.

Note: written for shushu_yaoi in Livejournal.


When it came to their sexual lives, there was one area in which Watanuki felt that he couldn't win.

If Watanuki wanted Doumeki to give him a blowjob, Doumeki would say "okay," if Watanuki wanted to have sex outside the bedroom, Doumeki would say "fine," if Watanuki wanted to top, Doumeki would always, always say "go ahead."

Doumeki had no self-consciousness, no inhibitions, no sense of propriety and felt no embarrassment, plus he had no pre-conceptions about sex, gave a rat's ass about stereotypes and was always open to trying new things.

It was... infuriating in ways that Watanuki couldn't explain.

It made Watanuki feel inferior, somehow, that he was the one blushing like a virgin, stammering and being all elbows, burdened by self-consciousness and embarrassment, and fumbling clumsily his way in the sack when Doumeki simply let his body do the thinking.

It made him feel that the one really in control there was Doumeki, even if he always took the submissive role... if such a thing could be said about Doumeki's attitude in bed. If anything, Doumeki behaved as if there was nothing he'd rather be doing than what Watanuki wanted him to do... which Watanuki knew to be bullshit, since Doumeki never behaved that way about anything other than sex.

The only explanation Watanuki could come up with was that it was all part of a clever plan. After all, if Doumeki could convince Watanuki that being the bottom was fun, then it was all a matter of time until Watanuki wanted to try it, too, right?

But Watanuki had his number. He was not going to be fooled by such evil schemes! He, unlike Doumeki, had dignity! He had manly pride! He was the top!

...when Watanuki asked Doumeki to switch, Doumeki said "about time."

Bastard.