A/N: Ive been gone for so long I bet youve all forgotten me now. And just to make sure that doesnt happen, am going under an alias, so when you review, say my name and it will make me feel better... thats for those who care anyways. For those who dont -- FUCK YOU!!
Submitted by LostWitch5:
1. Every time you see Davy Jones appear, sing as loud as possible, "Billy Nye (sp?) the Science guy!"
2. If you've seen the movie before (I have 3 times) quote the characters throughout the whole movie as loud as you can, and try to speak as best like the character as possible.
3. Shout "OMG I LOVE THIS PART!" every time a big scene comes up or a fav. scene of yours comes up.
4. Shout "OMG THIS IS THE PART WHERE WILL GETS STABBED!!" or whenever a character is about to die.
5. Humm or sing using "Do" or "Bum" to the rhythm/tune of the music score as loud as you possibly can (ex. Do, Do Do-Do, Do Do-Do, Do Do-Do! ((part of Up Is Down, my fav one. hehe)
6. When someone confronts you about this, say you just can't help it, and then keep on doing it.
7. When Will and Lizzie kiss, toss your popcorn into the air, and scream. Make sure to throw it at the old hag who keeps on b!tch!ng at you that you keep kicking her seat.
8. When seeing the wave of water shoot up behind Will and Lizzie while they kiss, yell, "Look! A Water fountain!".
9. During the fight scene, start singing, "We're fighting in the rain. Just fighting in the rain!!"
182. Shout "Oh my god it's HECTOR!!!" every time Barbossa enters a shot.
183. Scream "What the hell?!" during the multiple Jacks scene.
184. When you see Jack and the goat yell, "New Pairing! Joat! or... Gack! or... Spoat! or... Spargo!"
185. At the end, yell for a sequel: Pirates IV: Son of Jack-a-goat!!!
186. When they are on the tiny island and Beckett says "look to your left" have someone sing "To the left, to the left. Everything over in the box on the left".
187. When Jack the monkey gets fired out of the cannon say "So much for evolution" than spray people with holy water.
188. When Tia Dalma tells Jack "Dont act like you didnt enjoy it at the time" say "Dayum, what a skinny hoe!
189. Right before Will gets stabbed, stand up and scream "Run, bitch, run! He gonna kiiilll you!!!"
190. When Davy smacks the tea-cup out of Will's hand and Beckett looks down at it sorrowfully, yell: "NOT THE TEACUP! WHY, GOD?! WHY?!?!"
191. When either Norrington or Will fall to the sword, yell: "He's dead, Jim!!"
192. When Tia blows up sing "Ding dong, the witch is the dead, the wicked witch is dead"
193. When Sao Fang shows his first scar close-up, say "Must have been a nasty accident!!"
194. Shout "THIS MOVIE SUCKS!" as loud as you can
195. Shout "WHAT THE F#? JACK CLONES? ITS PIRATES 3: ATTACK OF THE JACKS!" when it shows multiple Jacks for the first time
196. "HE IS A SICKO!" when he licks his brain.
197. "MUST HAVE A LOOSE TOE!" when that Asian pirate loses his toe
198. "NO! DAVY!" when his heart is stabbed
199. When Will gives Elizabeth the chest, in your best Celine Dion voice, sing: "Near, far, wherever you are, and I know that my heart will go on..."
200. At the Shipwreck Cove scene when Jack asks "How's Mom?", say "Damn, yo mama's ugly!" when his dad shows him
201. Yell "NOOOOOOO!!!!" as loud as you possibly can every time someone dies, just to annoy the hell out of people.
202. When the Pearl goes over the water fall, say "WHEEEEeeee!!!!"
203. One of you should sit in the front and one of you should sit in the back. When Will gets stabbed, the person in the front should shout as loud as they can "OMG HE DIES!" then the person in the back should shout as loud as they can "NO HE COMES BACK TO LIFE!" then the person in front shouts "YEAH HE DOES DIE!" then the back person shouts "NO HE DOESNT!" then front person shouts "YEAH HE DOES!" and the person in the back should shout "NO HE DOESNT!" and keep doing that until you get thrown out.
204. In case you dont get kicked out, keep doing that until Jones falls off the ship, which is when the back person shouts, "YOU WILL SEE!" and the front person shouts "FINE!" then when he does come back, the back person shouts "SEE? TOLD YOU! HA" Then the person in the front should come up and say a bunch of nasty words. Then the front person should return to their seat.
205. whenever someone starts to tell a story, shout out "I'm telling the story!" like Pintel does in COTBP
206. How about, when Norrington dies you stand up and scream "NOOOOOO!" at the top of your lungs. Act stunned and say that you can't believe the writers just killed off the 'true' hero of the Pirates series over and over throughout the the rest of the movie.
207. When Davy Jones dies and he says, "Calypso..." get up and say, "OH NAH-UH! He did NOT just say her name! Damn fish face forgets all about me?!"
208. When Davey knocks the teacup out of Will's hand jump up, point at the screen, and yell: " That was his good china!!!"
209. When the guy with the wooden eye (is he Pintel or Ragetti?) says "I'd vote for you." after Barbossa and Jack fight about who is captain, stand up and shout "No, vote for ME!" and make your way around the theater passing out flyers that say VOTE FOR [insert your name here AS CAPTAIN OF THE BLACK PEARL
210. As the boat flips over at sunset, when people and stuff fall out, yell "Man overboard!!"
