Truth Or Dare
by: Princess of Xing
Day Seven: Fail Day For Breezepelt
PoX's Note: Konnichiwa! I'm sorry for the late update. I think the last time I updated this was like, omigosh HALF A YEAR AGO? Maybe. I think. But seriously, I'm going to make it up. SO . . . this chapter will be an attempt to make you laugh harder than you're actually supposed to. If you don't . . . I think it's due to the fact that I'm unbelievably tired. I mean, the holidays are on and stuff, and I went on a holiday, but now I'm exhausted. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter. You will notice that my style of writing has changed dramatically (I think the reason would be because I have 'matured', or so my friend says, and because I seem to have expanded my English knowledge e.g. knowing new words like avaricious, admittedly, etc.). So, enjoy!
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Mistyfoot, Jayfeather, Toadfoot and Breezepelt are at the Gathering Place (or the island), and are wandering around aimlessly in the clearing.
Breezepelt: Where are the hosts?
Toadfoot: Hmph. Like I care about them. (turns around pointedly and sits down)
Mistyfoot: If they're not here, they could be late or something . . . and then we can just do the truths and dares ourselves.
Breezepelt: Yeah. Sounds like a good idea.
Mistyfoot: (turns around to face Jayfeather, whose back is toward the three, sniffing at herbs) Jayfeather? You've been awfully –
Jayfeather: Wait! I can see something!
Mistyfoot, Toadfoot and Breezepelt rush up to Jayfeather as he flicks his tail in the direction of a small white rectangle sheet.
Toadfoot: What in the name of StarClan is THAT?
Jayfeather: I remember I heard Swiftshadow talking about 'paper' and 'pen' last night. Maybe this is what she meant.
Breezepelt: So that thing is a paper and pen.
Mistyfoot: No offense, but I don't think that's what it's called. Maybe it's just one of those two words she mentioned.
Toadfoot: It's paper.
Breezepelt: Like you would know, Toadfoot. (sneers)
Toadfoot: Shut up! I'm literally serious here. According to the –
Jayfeather: (groans) I don't CARE about the "Big Book of Whatsit" by umm, some random cat.
Toadfoot: You should! It's a source of information that tells you E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G you need to know in life!
Breezepelt: Nerd.
Mistyfoot: Nerd –
Toadfoot: Listen here! I'm NOT a nerd. It's just called common sense! Now let me read that paper, because you three can't!
Toadfoot snatches the piece of paper, and the three cats sigh angrily and listen to what he says as he reads what is written on the letter.
Toadfoot: 'Hey! This is Ravenheart here along with Flarespirit, Swiftshadow, Windpaw and Rainstorm! By the time Toadfoot – he's the smart one, right? – reads this you all may have noticed our disappearance. Well, the reason is . . . we're holidaying in Hawaii! Boo-YEA!'
Jayfeather: YEA! Now we don't have to put up with them!
Breezepelt: But they're holidaying in some place called Hawaii.
Mistyfoot: Probably some really crappy place.
Toadfoot: Will you three BE QUIET? (silence falls in) Good; because I still haven't finished yet. As I was saying . . . 'Anyway, you are probably partying now because we're gone, but who cares? We're enjoying ourselves in the sun, on a beach, relaxing with coconuts . . . and –'
Breezepelt: - and what the HECK is coconuts?
Mistyfoot: And a beach? What's that?
Toadfoot: (sighs) Coconuts are like native fruits that are really sweet and tasty. They are sphere-shaped and are brown and furry . . . I think. Let me search it up in the –
The other three cats groan, interrupting Toadfoot from his huge speech of explanation. He stares at them back proudly with his head raised in the air, refusing to look like a total idiot which he already is (PoX: Sorry Toadfoot! ^^")
Jayfeather: Whatever. Keep on reading it.
Toadfoot: '. . . and we will be gone for about another show, and then we're back. While we are in Hawaii, you four have to continue the Truth or Dare umm, thingy! So good luck! Love, Raveheart.'
Breezepelt: Love? (snorts) Dude, no one loves her back, anyway.
Mistyfoot: Hmm, well, Ravenheart did leave another sheet over there . . . (points behind a bush) Toadfoot, go read it.
Toadfoot: Fine.
All four cats pad up to the bush and Toadfoot drags the sheet out with his teeth. He drops it on the ground, just out of sunlight, and skim-reads through it.
Jayfeather: (impatiently) Well?
Toadfoot: Oh. It's just the list of truths and dares they left for us.
Mistyfoot: We're meant to follow THAT?
Breezepelt: Damn.
Toadfoot: Let's just do it before the readers get angry.
Jayfeather: Then just READ IT ALREADY!
Mistyfoot: (shocked) Dude, Jayfeather, relax. Breathe in, and breathe out . . . slowly.
Breezepelt: Haha.
Toadfoot: (ignoring the three and reading out what the paper says) As quoted from here . . . 'Here is a dare form JayfeatherL0VER. She dares Breezepelt to climb up to the middle branch of a tree and jump off. And he can't land on his paws! Good luck, Breezepelt!'
Breezepelt: LOL Jayfeather, you're still – Wait, WHAAAAT?
Mistyfoot: . . . that was a slow reaction.
Jayfeather: Mm . . .
Toadfoot: Did you hear that, Breezepelt?
Breezepelt: Do they want me to commit SUICIDE?
Toadfoot: Apparently it seems so.
Jayfeather: What a laugh.
Mistyfoot: Let's just do it and get over it already.
Breezepelt: I'm going to regret this badly.
Toadfoot: You can't regret anything once you're dead.
Breezepelt: . . . oh.
On the Sky Oak . . .
Breezepelt is on the middle branch of the Sky Oak. Below are Mistyfoot, Jayfeather and Toadfoot, all rooting for him. Breezepelt gulps.
Breezepelt: Dude! Before I jump, you all better say you're last goodbyes to me!
Mistyfoot: Pfft. You're going to live anyway! Just DO IT!
Jayfeather: Chicken, are you?
Breezepelt: (suddenly bursting with anger) I'll show you!
Toadfoot: He's going to do it -!
Mistyfoot, Jayfeather and Toadfoot watch as Breezepelt jumps off the Sky Oak. As he is falling down, Breezepelt gets caught in a tangle of branches and he is stuck there, still far, far away from solid ground. Jayfeather laughs like anything.
Breezepelt: (flushing with embarrassment) This is NOT funny. I'm seriously stuck.
Toadfoot: I'm sorry Breezepelt, but that is not what it says in the dare. You have to LAND ON THE GROUND. So you're going to have to start it all . . . over . . . again. (the last three words sound ominous)
Jayfeather: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'd LOVE TO SEE THAT AGAIN.
Mistyfoot: OH YEAH!
Breezepelt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All the way back in Hawaii . . .
Ravenheart: Ahhh . . . this is the life.
Windpaw: Oh yeah . . .
Swiftshadow: (worried) You sure they won't get reckless and kill each other by the time we're back from our holiday?
Rainshadow: Don't worry! They'll cope.
Flarespirit: Yeah. I bet you they're all enjoying themselves.
Swiftshadow: I guess . . .
Raveheart: The whole point of a holiday is to not worry. So don't worry and enjoy the sun.
Swiftshadow: Mm-Hmm . . .
Back at the Sky Oak . . .
Breezepelt: (who is now back up at the middle branch) Are you SURE I can't land on my paws?
Toadfoot: You can't. It says so on the sheet.
Mistyfoot and Jayfeather: GO! GO! GO! (start to crack up madly)
Breezepelt: (angry once again) FINE! I'LL JUMMMPPP! (leaps off the Sky Oak while shouting the last word)
Toadfoot: Oh yeah!
. . . and alas, Breezepelt still ends up in the tangle of branches, still far, far away from solid ground.
Jayfeather: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE!
Mistyfoot: HE GOT STUCK ONCE AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Toadfoot: I'm sorry Breezepelt, but –
Breezepelt: SHUT UP! I'M NOT DOING THIS STUPID DARE ANYMORE! JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE ALREADY!
Toadfoot: But you have to –
Breezepelt: DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
Toadfoot: No, but if YOU don't want to die, then you better do the –
Breezepelt: I'M NOT GOING ON THE SAME DEATH TRIP! NOW GET ME OFF THE BRANCH AND WE'RE DOING THE NEXT DARE!
Toadfoot: Err . . . okay . . .
And all the way back in Hawaii once more . . .
Windpaw: Although you told us not to worry, I have this feeling that something is going on back with the Clans.
Swiftshadow: (bolts up) That's exactly what I'VE been feeling!
Ravenheart: Pipe down, will you? We're due back soon anyway! Plus, they have to be independent without us.
. . . AND back at the Sky Oak . . .
Breezepelt is back on solid ground, after having Toadfoot climb all the way up and drag him back down again. During the process, Mistyfoot and Jayfeather were laughing . . . and still are.
Jayfeather: That was SUCH a hilarious event.
Breezepelt: (hisses at him) NOT funny.
Mistyfoot: Are you sure? (laughs)
Toadfoot: Okay, okay . . . calm down, ALL three of you. We're going on to the next truth . . . or dare. (pulls out letter and reads through it) Oh. It's a truth for Breezepelt . . . again.
Breezepelt: WHAAAT? WHY IS IT MEEEE?
Mistyfoot: I hope this is funny. (smirks)
Toadfoot: 'This is a truth for Breezepelt, and from ForeverinFreefall. I know Flarespirit isn't here and it mentions here in here, but anyway, just do it If Hollyleaf, Heathertail and Flarespirit were all being attacked by badgers and he could only save one of them, who would he save?'
Breezepelt: . . . do I have to do this one?
Jayfeather: I know it's Heathertail. I'm one hundred per cent positive on this one.
Mistyfoot: If it isn't . . . then . . .
Jayfeather: I highly disbelieve it's Flarespirit, and it can't be Hollyleaf.
Breezepelt: DUH it's Heathertail.
Suddenly Breezepelt's nose grows longer.
Toadfoot: OH STARCLAN IT'S –
Mistyfoot: PINNOCHIO! (cracks up and Jayfeather does too)
Toadfoot: It's NOT Heathertail?
Breezepelt: IT IS! (nose grows longer) WHY IS MY NOSE GROWING? I'M SAYING THE TRUTH! (grows longer again)
Jayfeather: So who is it, huh? Hollyleaf or Flarespirit? I think it's Flarespirit now.
Mistyfoot: Nah; it's Hollyleaf.
Jayfeather: (snorts in disbelief) Ha. Like that's true. Right, Breezepelt?
Breezepelt: Of course it can't be Hollyleaf! You dummy, Misty – (nose grows longer than it already is)
Toadfoot: OMG IT'S –
Mistyfoot: - ACTUALLY –
Jayfeather: - HOLLYLEAF?
Breezepelt: What are you three saying? Of course it isn't! (and yet again, it has grown longer)
There is a complete awkward silence and then Mistyfoot and Jayfeather burst out laughing.
Jayfeather: (laughs, then stops for a moment) Wait, why am I laughing? (laughs again)
Mistyfoot: BWAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe it!
Toadfoot: . . . laughing freaks.
Breezepelt: Hmph. (angry and embarrassed)
When the sun had set, Mistyfoot and Jayfeather had FINALLY calmed down and Breezepelt's nose had gone back to its normal size.
Toadfoot: (in an optimistic tone) So, up for another truth . . . or –
Breezepelt: HECK NO!
Mistyfoot: He thinks the next one is another one for him.
Jayfeather: Wouldn't it be a coincidence if that was the case?
Toadfoot: We can do the rest next time.
Mistyfoot and Jayfeather: Aww . . . (hang heads in disappointment)
- DAY 6 ENDS –
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PoX's Note: Funny? I sure hope so. Anyway, as you probably have already guessed, next chapter will be full of truths and dares! Today was an okay chapter, don't you think? Well, before I end the chapter, I will add to all those that know When All The Clans Got Laptops, that FanFic may take a while before I update. Because my writer's block has NOT lessened by ONE BIT (not even a tiny millimetre), but the second I think of an EPIC idea with a TWIST, you will see that it will! Well, I'm again in an attempt to update another chapter before the day ends (although I highly doubt I'll make it in time. Whatever)!
