The Twelve Days of Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three french kisses, two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four swishy capes, three french kisses, two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five magical lassos! Four swishy capes, three french kisses, two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six pages of sheet music, five magical lassos! Four swishy capes, three french kisses, two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven torture devices, six pages of sheet music, five magical lassos! Four swishy capes, three french kisses, two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight pairs of earplugs, seven torture devices, six pages of sheet music, five magical lassos! Four swishy capes, three french kisses, two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine pairs of opera glasses, eight pairs of earplugs, seven torture devices, six pages of sheet music, five magical lassos! Four swishy capes, three french kisses, two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten tickets to the opera, nine pairs of opera glasses, eight pairs of earplugs, seven torture devices, six pages of sheet music, five magical lassos! Four swishy capes, three french kisses, two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven violin strings, ten tickets to the opera, nine pairs of opera glasses, eight pairs of earplugs, seven torture devices, six pages of sheet music, five magical lassos! Four swishy capes, three french kisses, two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve roses red, eleven violin strings, ten tickets to the opera, nine pairs of opera glasses, eight pairs of earplugs, seven torture devices, six pages of sheet music, five magical lassos! Four swishy capes, three french kisses, two leather gloves and white porcelain mask. Oh, wee!
