*before the show*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNNNNAAAAAHAAA! TTATT *crying a river while down on her knees, her hands in fists near her eyes and in the corner*
Mint: What happened to her?
Mika: You'll see soon enough *cheshire smile*
Mako: Hn
Leo: Kai.
Me: UWAAaAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!
Leo:*twitch *
Ichigo: Umm...?
Me:*still crying anime tears*
Leo:Would you shut up! You don't have to use the dares you don't like!
Me:*stops crying* I ... I don't? *sniff*
Mika: Duh!
Mako: Wow and I though Mika was slow...
Mika: Yea-HEY! Brother! *glares at Mako*
Mako: Hn.
Me: So I don't have to use all of them?
Leo: If ya don't want to that is. Although I don't expect you to not use them...You are the type that will do it ether way
Me: Yea I know...*sigh* Let's start this thang! Somebody turn on the camera and get me a lemon'n lime soda!
*Somebody turns on the camera*
Me: Heyya! Did ya miss me?...no? Why noooooot QAQ~? Well anyway welcome back and we still have 18 reviews to go~! *sigh* I swear this is WAAAY to hard... Well let's start from the newest this time! These are from Song Butterfly Girl !
OMG Poor "Masa-Baka" I mean you have to admit there was a least one point in the series where you shipped him with ichigo...
(I'm learning the JP names now :))
Anyways dares:
-Ichigo, divorce Kisshu and you and ryou need to confess your love for each other and get married. Also you can not fulfill any other dares that would mean your cheating on each other (including dates or kisses etc.) instead you have to do them with each other for the next 5 episodes and only then may you split up if necessary. If you do cheat however you have to get raped by tree-hugger for 6 hours (he may use multiple trees and other plants if he wants to and you have to do what ever he says) multiplied by the amount of offences and how many dares have been asked. Ex: 6*3(offence 3)*12(12 dares have been read) 216 OF NON-STOP... YEAH... HAVE FUN :)
-Kisshu push Ichigo off a bridge. Why? because for the entire series (not la mode) you were ignored and despised and instead she gushed over tree hugger until you sacrifice your self for her and she now starts crying and kisses you and all that crap. Honestly.. shame on you ichigo...
- Pai ask Lettuce to be your girl friend
-Pai and lettuce get married
- Do the same dare i gave to ryou and ichigo but in addition you cant do anything bad ti each other and if given a dare that you have to do so then Mint and Zakuro have to do it.
- Kai Make out with tree-hugger for 3hrs non-stop try to escape and you get 3 more. (PS it can go father if you want) Mika&Mako will take over hosting
- Mika and Mako its been 4 hours.. check on Kai and tree boy
- Give me a shout out :)
Truths:
-Keiichiro who's your favorite mew mew and you have to chose one and why otherwise Kia can give you a punishment.
-Everyone has to go in a circle and say why they hate Masa so much including Mako, Maka, Kai and Mayu
- After everyone has to say 3 amazing tings about masa-baka to his face and apologize for being rude if not you get the ultimate punishment which i will chose the next episode including Mako, Maka, Kai and Mayu
Me: Uuuuuu...This! This is why I cried! QAQ
Masa-baka: Soo did ya ship me and Ichigo one moment?
Me:...
Leo: Just say it. It'll be much easier for you then.
Me: grr...FINE! One time! That was before Kish kissed Ichigo and I got my very first anime couple! But now I hate him to the core! HAPPY!?
Leo: I'm sure she is..
Me: NEXT!*pissed as hell* Oh hell no...No way! I don't like Ryou and Ichigo together~!
Mako: To bad so sad...
Me: Wait! I can't do this one!
Mika and Pudding: Why not/ na no da?
Me: Because there are 3 dares exactly the same as that one! But one is of Masa-freak and the other is of Kish and Ichigo still! So HA! Lupe hole bitches! Sorry Butterfly!
Mika and Mako: *thinking* She's not sorry at all...
Lettuce: What she eat?
Zakuro : No idea. She was away for a week...
Me: Oh and so I'm not doing this dare ether way! Anyway Kish you have to push Ichigo off of the bridge.
Ichigo and Kish: Why?
Me: Cause you ignored him through the full series. SHAME ON YOU ICHIGO! And what's la mode?
Ichigo:...ehe.
Kish: True ain't it.
Ichigo: I'm sorry?
Me: Yea like that'll work.
Ichigo: Fine.
Me: good girl*snaps fingers*
*poof* a bridge appears
Kish:*pushes Ichigo off of it*
Me:*poofs Ichigo back to life* NEXT! Pai and Lettuce get married!
Pai and Lettuce:*blush like mad* What!?
Me: WAIT! Before that ask her to be your girlfriend and then get married. Look you ether do it or she'll send you a punishment...
Lettuce: Wh-what kind of a punishment?
Me: Like hell I'd know.
Pai: Fine...Lettuce?
Lettuce: Y-yes?
Pai: Will you be my...
Me: Your?
Pai: My...
Me: For Peat's sake man just say it!
Pai: My girlfriend!
Lettuce:*blushes and nods okay*
Me: Yay! Now marry!
*Nothing happens*
Me: Like NOW!
Everyone starts running around because Kai-chan is in a bad mood and they don't want to be killed.
Me: Look I have a looooooong episode to host so lets just skip to the kissing part...Pai you take Lettuce as your wife and she takes you as a husband ...yada yada yada...Now you may kiss!
*again nothing happens*
Me:*a tick mark appears on her head* KISS! NOW!
Pai and Lettuce kiss out of fear of getting killed by the author. The rest hide behind the couch.
Me: Now...Huh? Hey Butterfly? What does that mean? you know that : ''Ex: 6*3(offence 3)*12(12 dares have been read) 216 OF NON-STOP... YEAH... HAVE FUN :)'' ? I have no idea what you mean by this...Anyway the next dare is for- OH FOR THE LOVE OF-NOOO! *falls into depression*
Kei-san: Oh boy...What happened?
Leo, Mika and Mako: The dare happened.
Ryou: What's the dare then?
Mako: Kai-nee has to ki-.
me: Don't you fucking dare say it Mako!
Mako:*smirk* Ki-
me: NO-!
Mako: Kiss the tree freak.
me:*cries* I hate you you little demon..*sob* I don't wanna lose my first kiss to that thing...
Mika : Oh and looks like we take over brother!
Mako: And seems like Leo was forgotten completely! Ha! You've been here since the start and we only one episode and we already got dares! Haha!
Leo:*pissed* Look that's only because you have that twin appeal..
Mika: Oh Kai-oneesama~
Me: No!
Mika: *catches her before she can run away* your doing this whether you like it or not. She said if you struggle you'll get an extra 3 hours and she can make it harder for you as well~ And Mika thinks you don't want that~
Me: uuuu...fine...Only 3 hours! No more!
Mika and Mako: Yea yea/ Of course~
Kai and Masa-baka are thrown into a closet.
Everyone else: I feel sorry for her...
3 Hours later
Mika and Mako look at each other and slowly walk towards the closet and open it. Inside they see a past out Kai and a disgusted Masa-baka
Masa-baka: Trees are much better kissers...
Mako: What did ya expect from a virgin in kissing?
Masa-baka:...
Pudding goes to the past out author and starts poking her with a stick. Soon after Tart comes and starts poking her also.
Pudding: I think that killed her na no da..
Tart: Looks like it doesn't it?
Pudding: yep.
Pai comes in with a bucket full of water and pours it on the half dead Kai who woke up from the dead in a flash and jumped up.
Me:*stays silent for a few seconds* YES! I'M ALIVE!
Ichigo: Yea well barely..
Me: BUT STILL ALIVE! #stayingpositive!
Mint: mhmm
Me: Next!...you want a shout out? 'Kay! Shout out to SONG BUTTERFLY GIRL! There done. You know what's funny?
Lettuce: What?
Me: I just realized that I have completely forgotten the treefreaks name! Ha.
Masa-baka: You have?! why?!
Me:*ignores him* Kei-san who is your fave mew and you can't pick all of them if ya do I will (unwillingly) give ya a punishment.
Kei-san: If I had to chose then...i guess Zakuro since she's the mature one *smiles his normal smile*
Zakuro: Thank you
Kei-san: Your welcome.
Me: Now all of us have to say why we hate treehugger over here.
everyone get's into a circle.
Me: I guess I have to go first? Why I hate Masa-baka? Hmmm...One he does so not deserve Ichigo, Two his waaaaaaaay to perfect at everything, no one is that perfect! 3 he fucking took Ichigo from Kish! Like duh! And 4 he killed Kish for Peat's sake!
Mika, Mako, Leo, Mint, Pai and Ryou: Too perfect at everything
Kish: Pfft do you even need to ask why I hate Romeo over there?
Kei-san I don't really hate him but I don't like him ether. *smile*
Lettuce: same as Keichirou-san's.
Ichigo: I don't hate him I just don't love him.
Me: Pudding And Tart are too young to understand the feeling of hate. Now we have to say 3 things we like about him. I think we can all agree on these three things right?
1. His hair is kinda cool.
2. The dude has brown eyes! Brown!
3. Okay maybe his a little cute...a little!
Everyone else: Yea I guess
Mako: There 3 things! now we apologize to him for being rood to him. Dude you really have a fan here..
Everyone but masa-baka: Fine...
Me: Trust me guys it'll hurt me more than you it's my pride we're talking about here!
1...
2...
3!
Masa-baka we're sorry!
Me: There happy you she devil? We apologized! oh and Mayu isn't part of this show actually...
Mika: with much effort too...
Leo: These chapters are getting way to long...
Me:I know...
Mako next dares are from PrinceUrufu
I would like to give this a spin
Dare
Ichigo:attempt to make Zakuro laugh, if you can't then your Kisshu's slave for this chapter
Mint:try some crack/cocaine I'll give you tea after this
Lettuce:say to pai six times, I'am yours senpai
Pudding:find the closest person to you, then keep saying na no da until they say stop it or anything related to that
Zakuro:you will be starring in my little special movie called pac man, you will be pac man who will attempt to eat all of the pellets while saying nom nom nom and the others will be starring as the ghosts, if they touch you, you die, to make this fair I will be hide one power pellet among the normal pellets, the power pellets will allow you to eat the ghost, you will win by either eating all of the pellets or eating all the ghost. plus if you even try to eat the announcer guy I gave him an emergency invincibility pellet.
Kisshu:oh boy I have a special one for you, you will be in a tuxedo kamen costume and act like tuxedo kamen for this and next chapter.
Taruto:Here I will give you two options,1 I will give you black badass sunglass for the entire season, but you will have to wear red lipstick and kiss pudding in the cheek,2 have sex with pai or kisshu, i'm so genius mwahahahahaha
Pai:here is some pie for him (there is a bomb in it, don't tell him)
Ryou:use the hadoken on gaygroot there
Keii:allow one of the five girls to do you a new hairstyle
Gaygroot/Mayu:There's a suprise for you in this room (once he gets inside lock the doors, theres a messed up tree in there,once again don't tell)
Truths
Ichigo:what do you think about you rival Sailor Moon?
Mint:How's it going there?
Lettuce:how would you feel if Pai proposed to you, would you say no or yes? be honest -
Pudding:what would you do if you see Shia Labeouf
Zakuro:what is your opinion about your parents, if they are dead are you batman?
Kisshu:If you could be a mew mew what animal would you be?
Taruto:why did you chose that choice that you chose
Pai:Srry no hard feelings k what do you say?
too keep it a bit shorter Ryou and Keii will be taking a break for the truth
Gaygroot:mwahahahahahahahaha how was it there tehe
for the chapter finale dare, the mew mews will be singing ginyu tokusentai.
srry if this is long, I'am just one of those eviley genius guys
Me: Why do you guys send so long dares~? TTATT
Leo: he said he was sorry.
Me: Where do you get that his a ''he''
Leo: His name is PrinceUrufa not PrincessUrufa
Me: Too shay. Ichigo come here~
Ichigo: *comes and reads the dare* You know for a fact that it's impossible to make her laugh she doesn't have a single funny bone in her full body!
Me: Sounds like you just want to be a slave *smirk*
Ichigo: NO WAY!
Me: Mhmm~ Sure~ Just do it.
Ichigo: Fine...Hey Zakuro!
Zakuro: hm?
Ichigo: *tries to be funny*
(honestly I'm not funny so I have no idea of what to do so use your freaking imagination!)
Zakuro: *stone faced* What?
Ichigo:*sigh* see told ya.
Me: Yea yea. Kish you got yourself a slave!
Kish: Really? *smirk*
Me: Yep ichigo has to do everything you tell her so have fun!
Kish: Yay!
Ichigo: Ungh...
Mako: Okay next dare Mint has to try crack.
Mint: Whaaaaaaat?
Mika: You'll get tea after this *smiles and giggles*
Mint: Give me the crack
Me:should we?
Leo: I don't know...
Me: I think I want to see what happens.
Leo: You and everyone else..
Me: Yea... Here! *poofs Mint some crack and makes sure to not get arrested after words*
Mint:*does crack*
Mika: Mika's turn! Miss Lettuce! COME HERE!
Lettuce:*goes to Mika* Yes?
Mika: Please say this!
Lettuce: *blush and walks to Pai*
Pai: hn?
Lettuce: I-I'm your's sempai...
Pai: Huh?*faint blush*
Kish and Tart: *smirk* Ooooooooo~
Lettuce: I'myourssempaiI'myourssepmaiI'myourssempaiI'myourssempaiI'myourssempai!
Me: You okay there?
Lettuce:*huff**huff* Yea.*huff*
Me: And you?
Pai: *red all over and stiff as a rock*
Tart: I think his in shock
Me: Yea... Next dare! Pudding find the closest person to you, then keep saying na no da till they snap.
Pudding: Kay! *Looks around and the closest person to her is Mako (Oh boy...he has a short temper)* Hey Mako-niisan! Na no da!
Mako: Hey..
Pudding: What'cha doing Na no da? Are you playing a game Na no da? I wanna play na no da na no da! NA NO DA! Na no da na no da na no da!
Mako: Be quiet you brat!
Pudding: Hihi mission accomplished! *does a piece sign* Oh and Mako-niisan?
Mako: What?
Pudding: NA!NO!DA!
Mako:*shouts out of frustration while pulling his short hair ( oh yea I forgot to say Mako got a haircut so now he has short hair so he'd look like a dude)*
Mika: Hahahaha! Nice job Pudding! Mika couldn't have done it better! X3
Pudding:*grins and does a piece sign*
Me: Kay next! Zakuro You know what to do right? You are an actress after all...wait no a model I think? Yea a model.
Zakuro:*sigh* yea yea.
*Okay let's pretend she did that cause let's face it I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaay too lazy to write that *sweatdrops**
Mako: Okay next Kish-.
Me: Tuxedo Mask! XD
Mako: As I was saying Kish you have to dress as-.
Me: Tuxedo Mask! XD
Mako: WOULD YOU SHUT UP!
Me: TUXEDO MASK! XD
Mako: Ughh!
Me: Tuxedo Mask!
Mako:*glares*
Me: Yea okay I'm done.
Kish: Who's this 'Tuxedo Mask'?
Every girl in the universe: *gasp* Only the hottest man alive( in anime land)!
Kish: No one is hotter than me! *feeling offended*
Me,Mika, Ichigo, Mint, Zakuro, Pudding and surprisingly even Lettuce: No way.
Kish:*cries*
Me: Just do it.
Kish: Will I look hot then?
Me: Yeash!
Kish. OKAY! *dresses as TUXEDO MASK XD*
The girls: Woooooooooow~~! *drooling*
Kish: Hihi! Victory!
Mako and Leo:*annoyed* NEXT!
Me: Huh? Oh, right! Ahem! Tart?
Tart: *disgusted* These people are disgusting and crazy!
Me: So choice number 1?
Tart: Like I'd do the 2 choice! I'm 10! And I'm not ever ever EVER going to do that with them!*points at Kish and Pai*
Kish and Pai: *also disgusted* you people are nasty...
Me: Okay so choice 1?
Tart:*facepalm* Noooooo? Really?
Me. Okay you don't have to be so sarcastic *pouts* Here are the badass sunglasses and red lipstick.
Tart:*puts them on*
Me: Red suits you actually *smiles*
Tart: shut it hag..! *kisses Pudding on the cheek* there happy?*blushes*
Me and Mika: Very!
Me. Next! Pai, have some pie!*hands a pie that has a bomb inside*
Pai: hn.*Takes the pie with out knowing about the bomb and takes a bite*
*BOOM! SPLASH!*
Pai was covered in pie.
Me: Ehe! Next! Gayroot? Hey I like that! Starting today Masa-baka's new name is Gayroot! Thanks for the name PrinceUrufu!
Gayroot: I hate you all!
Me: Oh how I love life~!
Leo: Since when?
Me:*glares* Ryou use the hadouken on Gayroot! *under her breath* And while your at it use it on your damn self why don't ya...
Ryou: What was that?
Me: Nothing!
Ryou: *does the hadouken and sends gayroot flying to the skies*
Me: Yaaaay! Pain for the Gayroot! Woohoooo Baby!
Mako&Mika: NEXT!
Me: Oh right! Kei-san one of the mew mew's has to give you a new haircut? No! Kei-san's haircut is perfection!
Leo: He has to-.
Me:NO!
Leo: v_v'' just get it over and done with.
Me: B-but-
Leo: No buts!
Me:*sigh* Fine Lettuce if you please?
Lettuce:*gives Keiichirou a new haircut* There done!
Me: What you do?
Lettuce: Cut off the split ends *smiles*
Me: Oooh~ He still has his old haircut~ The same haircut that I oh so love~
Leo:*siiiiggghh*
Me: Next! Gayroot- You know what I'll let you have your old name Masa-baka back but I'll call you gayroot for a while- get your sorry ass in that room! Now!
Masa-baka: yea yea...*goes into the room*
Me:*locks the room*
*screams of horror are heard*
Me: Ah~ music to my ears~
*pleasure screams are now heard*
Me: Huh? What the hell? What's going on in there?
Mako&Mika:*are looking at a screen with wide horror filled eyes*
Me: What's wrong with you two?
Mika: Mika's poor eyes! Her poor virgin eyes!
Me:O.O What the hell are you seeing ?!*goes over to the twins*
Mako;*stops Kai before she reaches them* Don't! You DON'T WANT TO KNOW...
*more screams of pleasure*
Me: o_e Don't tell me he's...?
Mako: He is...
Me: O.O!
* Please stand by while we sort through some technical difficulties!*
Me: Ahem! So we'll answer the rest of Mr. PrinceUrufu's truths and that will be all for this episode...Oh and Mister what was his name again?
Leo: Who's?
Me: Masa-baka's real name?
Leo: You seriously care?
Me: Nup. Anyway Masa-baka will be away for a while ( thank the lords I was about to loose it too). Now let's do the truths Ichigo what do you think of your rival Sailor Moon?
Ichigo: Sailor who now?
Me: She doesn't even know her... Next! Mint how you feeling?
Mint: *ginning from ear to ear and giggling* Wooo~ I feel AWESOME, can I have some moooorrrrrreeee~?
Me: Yea no. Next! Well Lettuce and Pai already got married so there's yer answer to that! Next! Who's Shia Labeouf? Leo?
Leo:His an american actor and director how could you not know about him?
Me: I don't live in America! I'm Estonian people! Oh and if ya don't know it's next to Russia you'd know that if ya watched Hetalia! XP
Mika: Get on with it!
Me: Fine sheesh...Pudding what would you do If ya met Shia Labeouf?
Pudding: Ask for an autograph, na no da!
Me: Okay. Zakuro your parents?
Zakuro: Don't know.
Me: You... don't know?
Zakuro Yea
Me: How?
Zakuro: Amnesia?
Me: Mhmm sure... Kish-?
Kish: SNAKE!
Me. You'd be a snake mew mew?
Kish. Yeash!
Me: Wow my mum would hate you, she hates snakes!
Kish: Meh.
Me: Next! Tart why'd you chose the choice you chose?
Tart: Cause I AM NOT doing that with them! nor anyone!
Me: So your going to stay a virgin your entire life?
Tart: ...Yes...
Me: Kay then ( good luck with that when your hormones kick in). Next! He says no hard feeling kay Pai?
Pai: 'No hard feelings'? NO HARD FEELINGS?! I'M COVERED IN PIE FOR FUCK'S SAKE AND HE SAYS NO HARD FEELINGS?!
Me: Okay okay calm your tits sheesh...Next! Gayroot can't answer cause I put him in a coma. Next! Mew mew's will sing ginyu tokusentai as the ned of this thing so start the music!
*music starts!*
Pudding : Ore no na wa Rikuumu
Saikyou no pawaa sa
O-inochi wo choudai shichau kara ne (Touh!)
Urutora faiteingu
Mirakuru bonbaa de
Kasa wa min'na o souji shichau yo
Mint: Ore ga Baata sa
Aoi harikeen sa
Wow muteki no supiido
Both : Yes, we are!
Tada'ima sanjou! Uchuu-ichi no eriito senshi
Naku komo damaru ze Ginyuu Tokusentai
Yes, we are!
Supesharu faitingu poozu wo
Misete yarou
Sono utsukushisa ni, sah
Hizamazuku ga ii (Tokusentai x4)
Zakuro: Ore koso Jiisu da
Akai maguma to yobe
Ore ga tokusentai No.2 da
Kurasshaa booru de
Kawaigatte yarou ka?
Kawaigarutte, yoshiyoshi janai zo
Lettuce: Gurudo wa ore da
Jikan tomete yarou
Wow, hontou no esupaa sa
Both: Yes, we are!
Tada'ima sanjou! Uchuu-ichi no eriito senshi
Ore-tachi tenka no Ginyuu Tokusentai
Yes, we are!
Oyatsu wa chokoreeto pafe de
Kimari nano sa
Omae ni wakete nado
Yaranai kara na (Tokusentai x4)
Ichigo: Ore-sama ga Ginyuu da
Taichou to yobareru
Kisama no chikara subete miseru ga ii
Furiiza-sama no tame
Ore wa tatakau no da
Kisama ga dare de arou to mo taosu
Kouei ni omoe
Yorokobi no dansu o
Ima, misete yarou janai ka
All: Yes, we are!
Tada'ima sanjou! Uchuu-ichi no eriito senshi
Kaeru wa kirai da Nazeka wakaran ga
Yes, we are!
Junban kime wa kouhei ni na
Janken dazo
Senshi wa fea nanoda
Oboetoku ga ii (Tokusentai x4)
Yes, we are!
Tada'ima sanjou! Uchuu-ichi no eriito senshi
Naku komo damaru ze Ginyuu Tokusentai
Yes, we are!
Supesharu faitingu poozu wo
Misete yarou
Sono utsukushisa ni, sah
Hizamazuku ga ii (Tokusentai x4)
Everyone: BYE BYE!
(btw this took me like a month to make and it has over 4k words! A new record I'm so proud yet tired out of my mind... TSAU~~!)
